Due April 2008 - the food porn thread for expanding waistlines!

[SantasGotABigFatEllieG]

Hello

X-post ellie, hee hee!

a rugby player one.

x posts there. Stripper not option it has to happen! Is essential. As are L-plates and a fake nylon veil that will be damgerously flammable.

Oh very nice I second the rugby player stripper!

Ellie don't even read his texts- the nigt I started fitting with the eclampsia was immediately after a call from Ex-fiance who had just crashed his car and was piling on the emotionals. I am certain the stress contributed to it all. Don't even let him contact you again.

OK willr ad rest of posts now...

Re: stripper

If this is a virtual hen do, surely you can have whoever you want as your stripper? i.e. pick your fave rugby player, or whoever

see you all getting excited at the thought of a stripper!

we are not hormonal, honest!

See, I know too amny rugby players what with ds1 and all to be remotely temped at that idea (Peachy briefly thnks of one then banishes impure thought immediately.... )

Mind you ahve seen some nasty stripeprs in my time, so......

i know loads too, which is why

I think we shoudl have Patrick Swayze back in his heyda(ie Johnny Castle) as our stripper, again, as virtual we don't need to remember how old he is now.
OOOOh, I'm desperate fro an Indian, dp went out to get me one NYE, then realsied he hadnt caaled to place an order, didnt know what I wanted, drove round some chip shops that were all closed and came home.
I am demanding one for my bday though, a week today!Yay!

I think DP should play rugby, he definitely has the thighs for it, until him all my exs had had proper chicken legs.

VS your dp is pretty, i saw when you put pic up. (sorry).

mine is on profile if you like....mine does thai boxing and fights professionally, so very nice body!

Lol@pretty, totally.

pmsl at keys in fruit bowl!!!!

Liking the Patrick Swayze idea - the man has sadly spoiled himself with botox and bad plastic surgery but in his prime he was beeeyootiful.

Ain't so fussed about rugby players, but this is scorpio's do, so am prepared to watch her choice of naked cavorting.

My DH used to play rugby has porked out a bit now bless him but then again I would have though he has about 10 years on your two's the pups that they are

See I only really go for scrawny types. DH isn't so abd now,when we met he was 5 foot ten and er, eight stone (I havent seen 8 stone since I was about 11- much PMSL whenever I see those suggested 'wear your DP's shirts when PG' ideas LOL). He's 11.5nstone now though, much healthier- when we met first thing i asked mate was 'Is that the office nerd then?' (answer: yes)- now people fancy him and swoon which is a bit annoying as I am aging noticeably grrrrrr......

Did go out with a model briefly but he was annoying, and one ex was extremly fit I think but a complete twat. Actually its IQ that does it for me- nerd value, every single one I have ever dated has had nerd value, whether its turbo charging mini's or electronics or PC programming.

Dh is no exception..... digital light processors anyone?

digital light processor? what does he do?!

mines a builder. and a hottie

LOL my dp's belly is growing as fast as mine - he spent xmas trying to "save" me from choccy and mince pies , or at least thats his reasoning.
He tells me he's skipping the 6 pack and going straight for the barrel!..
Then again he's no spring chicken and i'm turning into a hippo so we fit well

Peachy dp is my geek. Adorably so.
He is just like a thirteen year old boy that has been boguht his first set of encylopedias and science kit
I couldn't wear his t-shirts once I got to about hmmm, 16 weeks?
Though I can finally wear heels with him, my ex was 5'8'', same as me and I felt huge, but dp is 6'3'' so I feel tiny!

How old is yours? Mine is 43 now and getting a bit squidgy round the middle, bless him. I don't mind though, it makes him more cuddly. And plus means I don't have to feel paranoid about my not-so-toned physique!

my dp is also 6'3 and im 5'9 and he still makes me feel safe!

mines not geeky.

my dp is 25.

i met him when i was 15 and he was 17. he is much hotter since then though, he is going to age finely me thinks! [hee hee]

He's erm 23

mine's 38 bless him, and very cuddly
he's quite muscular so holds weight ok. Ditto Ellie - I never worry about my wobbly bits!

VS, he is the same age as me!!! how old are you again?