Due in June yet most of us are still here! <<taps fingers impatiently>>

[bumperlicious]

That sneaked up on us out of nowhere! Thought i'd better start a new one!

Unless you go for the dual purpose peep-hole variety, no there isn't

TA, I just like to be careful about preserving my annonominity...annonymininty...you know what I mean!

Although I have posted some really personal stuff on here I feel like it's ok as long as I can't be linked to real life. A lot of it is to do with the job I do.

Btw - why would ANYONE use a glass dildo - surely just asking for trouble?!

BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT!
Baby Sputnik aka Theo born friday at 4 in the afternoon. we're both fine.
20 minutes from having waters broken to birth, beat that ladies.

Posting from hospital with palm and mobile, it's a real PITA but will try and catch up. What have I missed

Yea! Sputnik - we've been wondering where you've been! Congrats and what a gorgeous name! And what a record. Well done for coming on and posting while in hospital too. Hope you are doing ok!

You've not missed too much Tallulahbelle just had baby Eilidh today, and now we are talking about names and Ann Summers. Typical day here o due in June!

Well Done Sputnik...Theo is a lovely name.

Post all the details as soon as you can.

A few more bubs have arrived inlcuding Tallulahbelle, a girl, Eilidh

and domesticgrumpiness had Rhuaridh on Thursday.

Oh, DG was funny, posting even while she was in her birthing pool!

Well done Sputnik!
We were all wondering about you today!
Congratulations and welcome Theo, I really like that name, very 'manly'

my DH however is very impressed with YOUR name Sputnik, he thinks it's cool.

I am in pain. Constant, dull pain in belly and back. It hasn't eased up for about 2 hours.

Sick of all this now.

Congratulations Sputnik. Bloody hell, 20 mins, that is going to take some beating. Theo is a lovely name too! Looking forward to hearing all the gory details...

TA - you poor thing. Is it worth going to the hospital to get checked out?

something to distract you TA?

maybe annobal. LO not moved in a while.

sigh

TA....just bloody get on with it....you know we won't believe you if you do go into labour at this rate

and this?

Click on the horses...

Oooh, try some ice cream - that made my little one move earlier!

Farking hell!! Where have all these babies come from?!!

Congrats to CLaire, Sputnik and Tallulah! Can't wait to see pics of your yummy new people! You are all fab!

Love the name Theo, it was on my shortlist, but as with every other name I chose it got vetoed by my sod of a dp!

How has everyone's day been? We have finally finished decorating (HOO-fucking-RAY) and have now just got to tidy and rearrange! I'm so relieved it is done. I can now relax and have my baby!!

Off to update the stats thread with all the news!!

Daisy, you have too much time on your hands...

Bumper - I have no idea why anyone would use a glass dildo - you couldn't put a battery in it

and this

Sorry TA, just trying to be helpful in a distracting type way - tell me to pipe down if you want!

Well, that's my first thought, my second is ouch what if it breaks?! There was a link to that seeming random though though, we were discussing ann summers and I was having a browse - wasn't just a random though that popped into my head!

Right...I've just found out there's a Neal's Yard in Leeds.....

....will I be able to buy some bellis perenis, chincona officianallis and ferrum phosphoricum there?

Bumper...if it was made of safety glass it wouldn't break. We had a seminar at work and the chap from pilkingtons had this sheet of glass that he was bending like a plastic ruler..he passed itr round for us all to have a go, and we were all cringing as we did it, expecting it to break any minute.

LOL my job just sounds sooo sooo intersting!

Hi all

Another baby! mucho congrats...things are hotting up eh?

Nothing doing with me. My jaunt to wales did nothing to being on labour, despite the many speed bumps