Due in June yet most of us are still here! <<taps fingers impatiently>>

[bumperlicious]

That sneaked up on us out of nowhere! Thought i'd better start a new one!

Bless him, you said he can't stand a bit of blood

MN is great, but I think it's mainly you guys! I used to post on an AN thread when I was pg with dd and it was no way as fun, interesting or downright rude! I'm so glad you lot have been here, I think I would have died of boredom without you, being billy no mates in real life!!

ooooh Holly, ditto, I could count my RL mates on no hands.

Aw, Holly, you have been a real stalwart here, and you have been one of the funniest ones!

I have been feeling very antisocial lately and I think my RL friends have given up on me, I'm sure I am very dull!

And add me to the no mates list - my two best friends moved to Australia and the other one went mad. I think it must be a sign.

I'll say, you are a rude biyatch and we love you

I think it's my filthy mind doggus, it often keeps me amused!

I have no mates really - moved around too much, plus I am a bit rude and abrasive, and the only friends I do have won't hang around once LO is born as they are anti-child poofs or lesbos.

I have a lot more in common with you lot and you seem to know when I am having a wind up where my RL mates obviously didn't.

Night JBM!! I have briefed DH on where to find your number!

Awww TA! We love you, you are hilarious! Some people just take things too seriously! I have to say we have scared a fair few people off this thread!

Oops, dp and I are eating our way through a week's shopping!

RL Mates? Over-rated if you ask me!

Def foxy!! RL friends come over to your house, which means you have to get dressed and tidy up! MN friends don't care if your house is a hole and you look like a tramp!

lol Foxy

I think you ladies are brilliant I really do!

And Holly you are a super star, I rely on you for my swearing fixes and links to the funniest threads

TOO TRUE!!!

I can sit here in the nuddy because I am sweating like a racehorse and you still talk to me! People in RL would run away

FUCK SHIT BOLLOCKS WANK ARSE TWAT!!!

Was that enough of a fix for you TA?!!
How are the contractions going?

Almost Holly, just missing 'cocksucker'.

Hmm pains are still a bit irregular, some @ 5 minutes, some @ 7, but definately still present. If they speed up any I will let you know!

Maybe you and DH should get jiggy! That'll get them regular!

Oh I plan to

Plus if this is it, I won't be getting any for a while and had better make the most of cock while I still can.

God I just realised how foul I am, no wonder people leave

You are a minger TA! !!

ROFL! You ARE class TA!

Me? a minger?
I'm so offended.

Oh God, is anyone else watching Britains Got Talent?

No, 8 out of 10 cats! Why is it good or really shit?