Due in June - Prostaglandin Smoothie Anyone??!!

[hollyandalice]

New thread!!

erm....have you edited it and made it available?

YES!!!

I've even put a photo on it. Thought it about time I made myself known!

it's there now! Am looking

I can't even keep my maternity jeans on without having the button undone - grrr derlor!

Plus, I made the mistake of stepping on the scales today (gulp). Didn't stop me eating though, although I feel a little bit sick now from all the kinder choccie!

ok no photo - but you are there!

Can't see the picture Foxy...

Oh Bumper

Everybody knows scales are the sworn enemy of the pregnant woman!! Why did you do it? They don't say anything of interest to women like us. Our friends are the confectionary aisles of supermarkets and reinforced chairs, not scales!!

As punishment, no chocolate for a week, I don't care how out of date it is.

There!

Seems that you can't just show your pictures to MN Mates. SFL had same problem I think.

Am considering myself to be a technical genius now. One with no birth plan, which was meant to be what I was doing!

Lovely photo foxy

Ooh Foxy, you're so glam!

I know it was a mistake TA, but I thought that would be the last time I would do it so I could then have something to compare against when I try and lose weight afterwards.

According to the babycentre weight gain calculator (snore! I know I'm being a weight obsessed bore!) the baby, fluid, placenta should weigh around 11lb, so theoretically I should lose that much straight away.

Anyone else got a sweepstake going on when they are going to give birth? Us and our friends have all got a pound on different days. I've said the 21st which is 3 days after my due date!

I will put a fiver on me giving birth on the 17th....when I am induced

Before I was PG I was 4 stone overweight. My BMI was 30... it's now 35. I am a sexyyyy ladyyyyy. When I am naked and I walk my arse looks like 2 cauliflowers battling it out.

Cannons gym for me!

ugh DH has phoned he is almost home, better start dinner then

PMSL @ two cauliflowers TA! When I imagine all of you on here I always imagine you guys to be all slender and beautiful (funnily enough I don't ever imagine you to be pg? I just forget thats why we are all here). So the beauty of this virtual world is that it totally doesn't matter what we look like, or what we are wearing.

I am wearing a brown top and currently look like and easter egg!

Hullo!

Just dropping in for an update.....

SFL - good luck for tomorrow - will be thinking of you!

Daisy - glad your nips aren't hurting any more - and are more comfy with stitches out!

Delor - Well done on getting your jeans back on again ... ... you biatchhhhhh!

Foxy - lovin the picture of you and your crew!!

Bumper - stop weighing yourself! are you mad? why don't you just go and stick a pin in your eye - or something else just as punishing?

TA - Lovin your sister and the phone book!!!! PMSL

Everyone else - hi! hope you're ok? can't remember what else has been chatted about today - sorry

Bumper - I am wearing this Indian Print Dress
And I look a total mess with sausage fat for arms and tree trunk legs - but I am staying cool!
Wouldn't wear it out of the house tho!!

Where did you all go?
Was it something I said
Do I smell? Probably do? But It's been hot here today!!

Foxy you are EXACTLY as i imagined you!!!
SFL are you getting induced tomorrow? i thought it was the end of the week, have i missed something or just got my dates wrong?? if it is tomorrow then GOOD LUCK x

DKMA, I bet you look gorge!

So, derlor, are you going to give us all a reflexology lesson on how to induce these babies?!

Oops - gotta go for a bit - DH just arrived and need to look like I haven't been on here all day for a change!

Bumper just posted all the answers on your other thread x

You don't smell, was just being a good stepford wife and cooking a very average pasta dinner. Can't be arsed today, I can't believe I have been on the computer all day.

I am wearing nasty black tracksuit bottoms - (a) they cover my legs which are not pretty (b) they are comfy and stretchy and a nasty ill-fitting top from Dorothy Perkins. I look like vicky pollard. And I don't care, and I do go out like this.

DH is a lucky lucky guy lol

Well i no longer look like Noel Gallagher now I've had my eyebrow wax. Booked in for file & polish tomorrow. Mmmm what should I do next? Will be a glam mum if baby not here soon.

Off to aqua natal in a mo. If my waters break when I am leaping about like a loony in the pool, will I notice???