Due in June........let's all go dancing naked under the full moon

[DaisysGotSausageFeet]

you need 7 fresh pineapples to get the enzyme effects to get the cervix ripening , and then a litre of gaviscon

Oh, go on piss on my parade why don't you

I've got a pineapple, but the thought of skinning and preparing the f leaves me cold!!

Oops x-post...that was aimed at Bumper and not you Lulu

I love fresh pineapple, but can't eat much of it as it makes my tongue bleed!

how exciting hope thee is a baby by morning for some one, but it wont be me, since last night have not even had a bh today got a little bit of backach but its in wrong place it round back of my bust, the only thing am really worried about is my feet look like they going to explode been swollon for months but the last two days they are as big as my top of legs, but my bp was fine on friday so its just coz of weight i thinks.

Goodness these babies are stubborn!! Hope it happens soon trace!

thanks so do i but ill be one of last i think lol, but it will be worth it, no one will have time to post then lol

Where's derlor? ARE YOU HAVING A BABY???

I think she said she was going out for her tea.....don't panic Mr Mainwaing!!

LOL...I mean Mr Mainwaring

going to watch dream coat now ill try later on to see if any babes

daisy what can i do to get my feet down??

Don't worry, my phone is right here and no text message from Derlor yet!

God, I've turned into the PA from hell!!

Put your feet up trace, high as poss. If you have a nice dh get him to rub them! My dp is horrid and won't touch my feet, so good luck!

The best thing is to lie on the floor with your feet up on a chair (the edge of the chair at the back of your knees, if that makes sense) I think...but I normally lie on the sofa with my feet propped up on lots of cushions so they're higher than my hips. You can try massaging up your leg to the back of your knees as there are lymph glands there which will drain the fluid away. And daft as it sounds, drink lots and lots of fresh water.

I've been sleeping with my feet on a couple of pillows in bed and that seems to help too!

Bumper.....come back, I was trying to be funny.....

Is anyone watching joseph? The dancing girls are really scaring me!

OMG - i go out for my tea and come back to ALL THIS!!!!!
it's like a race now - i just read the posts frantically to see if there was a screaming ending!!! - not yet but how EXCITING.
MY FARKING TWINGES HAVE STOPPED!!!!!!
However i had 2 glasses of fresh pinaepple juice WITH my tea and a prawn and pineapple salad FOR my tea - can you see the common theme there???
TMI TMI TMI - However i'm sure i'm dilating as i had a hunt Lulu style earlier and was pleasantly surprised (if i'm feeling properly??? )

I'm watching Grease is the Word. Its shite, but doesn't have Andrew Lloyd Webber on it. But it does have the bloke who played Bruno in Footballers Wives. And I quite like him. A bit.

Derlor, you're a slow burner! S/he'll pop out in no time when you get going.

Am not going to log off tonight, just incase. I wish my wireless reached my bedroom!

Bugger, I forgot to sky+ Grease!

Oooo, does it feel like a pursed mouth derlor? I'm gonna give it a go later!

LULU are you there??????
i have a question......

Go on, Derlor, tell us what you found.

yessss??

Foxy was it you that said you were dilating slowly with your dd without really feeling it? I feel like something is going on, it's sort of ouchy, but not really hurting!