due in June - except for the lucky few who have already popped!!!

[derlor]

hello

and you are all going to start threads about my offensive titles, tutting at me ...

Derlor - is pinapple juice as effective as actual pineapple? Might try the mango juice too. Is that based on anything or just experience?!

Just don't go joining the due in July thread! Keep the faith!

keep reminding me I need this baby to arrive in week 41

any sooner would be too complicated. I'd have to get help in

am taking RLT tablets as of yesterday, have clary sage ready to burn and Caulphyllum 200 ready for week 40.

and I think she's going to be massive!

mango juice was recommended by a pharmacist. worked for his Mrs apparently.

That and a hot nandos got Em out (eventually).

BTW Tescos are still doing fresh pineapples for 99p!

LOL Derlor....I squatted down to put something in the kitchen cupboard yesterday and thoughtt my waters had gone....nope it was just wee

DS got send a card with some money in it for his birthday from my big sis....and some bas in the PO system had part sliced open the top of the envelopr and had the £20 . When I spoke to them they said it could have been the franking machine, but if that happens they are meant to put it in a plastic envelope explaining....because it's just been taped up (after its been franked, btw), it looks to me like foul play (and it looks like its been sliced with a sharp knife). PO saying...well you shouldn't really mail cash and nothing more they can do. Poor DS distraught as he was wanting to buy something with his birthday money and doesn't have enough now(of course the extra will come out of my purse!). Waht a bunch of wankers

Got my pineapple (from Tesco) and some mango and pineapple juice in cartons. Also taking Rasp Leaf tablets, as it helps with shrinking your uterus back down again as well.

Kind of hoping for spontaneous labour before next Tuesday, or changing the date of my section until after my due date to give me a better chance.

But, to keep the hopes alive, one of the May ladies went for a sweeo at 41 weeks and was told she was 4cm dilated....And She Hadn't Felt A Thing

Love the thread title Foxy...I dare yu to use it

at the spelling...Again!!

thats really shite Daisy - our mail often arrives with a wee torn corner - makes you mad doesn't it
foxy i LOVE your thread title - PMSL (literally.......again!! )
i swear i've been for a pee about 20 times today - well more of a dribble really oops ?TMI - sorry

oh i don't know Daisy 05/06/07 is a really cool DOB - i'd keep that date if i were you

Oh, I think we've all gone way beyond TMI on this thread - get it all out girls!

Bastards! Poor Red Mystic Ranger, that's a mega-morpher doobywotsit. Grrr!

How can I farking well still have mice?? Just saw one of the little bastards in kitchen! (which BTW is spotless!). Have traps, poison, ultra-sonic useless things, everything! Little fuckers!

Can't wait for bedtime. Did the Natural History Museum today (on the bus too!). Feeling virtuous, but knackered. Only thing keeping me up are the two packs of chocolately snacks I bought from M&S on the way home!

Its nice and easy to remember I suppose....
DS's is 25/5/2 so that's quite easy as well.

bloody hell, how (and why) have I landed myself with two gemini's....

Get a cat Foxy......or borrow one from a friend for a week or so, if they don't get eaten they'll be scared off!

I'm impressed Daisy. I can never remember my kids birthdays!

apologies to any mouse/animal lovers in advance........

Foxy try frys peppermint chocolate cream in your traps - they love the minty smell then can't get away cause their feet stick to it - at least they die happy eating chocolate - what better way to go???

when you've only got the one there's no excuse really. My poor mum struggled to remember all of our names, let alone birthdays

maltesers are good too, as are mars bars

I'm going to have to aren't I? Eurgh, mice corpses of a morning!

My cat used to leave the heads and/or tails on my pillow for me....how sweet [bleargh]

Gross!!!!

eeeuuuuugghgghghh i'd rather have mice than a cat. that is totally bogging [vomit] [vomit] [vomit]

She once chased one into one of my trainers and had her head in the shoe trying to get it. Of course I didn't realise and pulled out the laces then yanked the tongue back to find this wee mouse cowering in the toe...I don't know who got the bigger fright, me or th mouse, but the shoe wen't in one direction, the mouse in the other, me in tey another and the cat didn't know which direction to gon in....one of those "wish I'd had a video camera moments"

G'day chicks! No baby here yet ! 37 weeks today, so lots of sex from now on ! My mum keeps telling me to do it lots, it's very disturbing! This week would be good atch coz she is on half term, but I'm sure it's not gonna happen. Mw is coming on thurs to deliver the HB kit so I spose that'll make it all seem real! AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Everyone seems in a pretty good mood today, which is fab! Lilkel your lo is seriously gorgeous, I bet she smells wonderful!! I love that nb smell, I can't wait!

Bumper I think the RLT is 3 times a day, that's what it says on my pack and that's what I'm doing. Lots of nice ripe cervixes all round!! Hooray!

at la redoute......got a mail shot from them with a code for a free suede holdall, another 3 piece luggage set if I order from the spring/summer catalogue, plus free delivery, but they won't recognise my customer number. When I click on pay by card, it tries to get me to set up anothr account [grr] [grr] [grr]