due in June - except for the lucky few who have already popped!!!

[derlor]

hello

Hello!!!!

Can't keep up with you lot!
Nothing to report from me - other than my bump is now so big that I am having wardrobe malfunctions and am exposing my belly to strangers?

Oh and I chucked bottle of gaviscon at DH because I totally lost the plot about him not cleaning the toilet after himself I need to get a grip I think! Ok - he had got shit splats on the seat so it was pretty bad - but I shouldn't of chucked my gaviscon at him! What a waste?

Welcome to all the newies, and come on June babies - lets have some action

LOL dkma! I've given up trying to make my dp do anything, the lazy arse! I am sat here atm starving hungry because I am trying to get him to cook me some dinner! I only want some oven chips and something from the freezer, not difficult, but he is being a twunt! I would like to chuck rocks at him!

Oh daisy I would love some laura ashley paper, but my dp is seriously against anything pretty, swirly or remotely pink. They've got some lovely paper in next, but he doesn't like that either. I swear he is going to lose a few teeth before this baby is born!

TA I hope you feel better soon x

Hi everyone,
Have only just managed to get myself off the couch and dressed. . Can't seem to sleep at all at night so can't get a move on during the day - but what's DH's excuse? He snored all night long but hasn't bloody moved all day either!

Just about to pack hosp bag and then force myself to aquanatal class.Can't be arsed to tell the truth but sure it'll do me good.

Hi all,
caught up with everything then promptly forgot it all - so just gave up!!!!
Holly what sort of paper ARE you looking for? ie. colour pattern/no pattern etc? surely YOU can find some somewhere. you are after all our shopping guru
i've just had my curry - 1 down, 1 to go!!!

meant to say "hi" to intheseshoes - hope for your sake you DON'T have to join up but in case you do - you are most welcome

Mmm, lemon drizzle - my fav! You are very welcome Intheseshoes (which shoes, exactly? Derlor found some stunners last week!)

LOL DKMA! Lucky you aren't on the Gaviscon tablets, just as effective for HB, not as effective for chucking.

Sorry you are having a shite day Ria, sounds like you have done the bear minimum - which has to be a good thing, surely? I think its a bit of a crappy time, especially when its been raining for 2 days. My personal worry for today is shitting my pants as I have to give birth to another child of mine. I have 3 already. What the fuck am I doing? I have occasions when my blood runs cold and I have to try very hard to shake myself out of it. Literally.

Softplay was hideous, as it always is. Went to a new place today, it was carnage, but kids loved it and DP did most of it. The Pizza Hut, then home for tv and picnic in living room. All in all, a good day for the foxybrown household.

Could go tits up at any time, of course

Thankfully, my DH leaves most of the interior decorating decisions to me, so I usually get what I want, unless its really outlandish obviously. We've also got pretty similar tastes (we both think I'm wonderful for example ) so can usually agree on something.

Get up and at 'em Tallulah...you know you'll feel better for it. I did quite a bit of walking today and feel much better, and very tired so hopefully it will have worn me out to he extent that I can sleep tonight.

Sorry DKMA...missed you. I've had similar issues with my wardrobe, so have been wearing strappy non pg vests as bump bands.

Sorry to hear you're having a bit of a crappy time of it. I haven't thrown anything at DH for 9 days now.....like I said earlier, the pills are definately starting to work!

Annobal...could you be getting head butted in the fanjo rather than kicked? I get quoite sharp pains in my pelvic regioin which I think are more to do with the baby's head engaging rather than kicking (although that's essentially what it feels like). Are you getting another scan to check bub's position?

SG...hope you got on OK at the hospital today.

Hi Foxy.....soft play is horrendous for the parents, but I love the way it wears the little beggars out!! Our locla wacky has papers and magazines so you can zone out from the noise if you concentrate hard enough!

Think that's everyone....

.....oh, and I still haven't sorted out my laundry or the back room!!

Oh, and we've solved part of the mystery of DSs eating habits going pear-shaped. His best friend was at his party yesterday, who by all accounts is more than a little boisterous at the best of times.

Class 1 little bugger more like. He mucked around, kicked, pushed, kept trying to give all his mates chinese burns, and was a real nightmare at mealtime, and wouldn't eat. My poor DH was worn out with him.

Anyway, DS sits with him at lunchtime...they both get school meals....thinking we might give packed lunches a go as from next year?

Ahh, yes! The less desirable best friend! DS2 has one of those. He's always getting told 'don't stand on your chair at mealtimes' when he's round here, never at his house though .

At this new softplay they serve wine and beer Definately one for the future!

this littel boy, even whan saying goodbye to DS at the end of the party, managed to grab his wrist and give him a chinese burn, then left with his breezily cheerful mum whilst DS was howling.....and the other adults stood around open-mouthed

Evening all!!
Sorry to hear some DPs are being twunts - you'd think they get it by now wouldnt you??!

Ive just had THE most awful kick which made me scream out loud!!! Also any one else having throbbing/dull ache fanjo when walking round??

I swear LO has turned head up again - as like Annobal , Ive been getting kicks down low as well and its STILL VERY VERY squirmy and making me feel queasy.

Why did I just cook dp dinner? I told him I hoped he choked on it and I really meant it! Why can he not just do something for me, just one small thing. A back rub, cook dinner, give dd a bath...anything!! TWUNT!!

I have decided I'm going to just buy some wallpaper and to hell with the miserable sod! The trouble is is that he will be putting it up, so if he doesn't like it then he prob won't do it. I asked him what he wants and he said stripes! I can't find any sodding stripey paper except the pretty stuff in laura ashley! I think I'm going to go upstairs for the rest of the evening and watch tv on my own. At least I won't have to look at him anymore.

I hate soft play too foxy, they are so hellish! Good choice of one that sells booze, might make it more fun!

I've been having kicks down below too jbm, but bubs is def bum up, head down! I think they are squirmy grabby hands, but it still farking hurts!

Poor Holly! - Sending you a (((huggg))))
Todays been a bit of a write off here - the weathers been awful
We had a plumber round and a plasterer and one of them managed to put their foot through a gap in the upstairs floorboards and come through the ceiling!! The ceiling that my DP had just lined!!!!!

Me on the other hand , ive just sat on my arse most of the day - and in a minute weve got guests for a drink - so i'd better go and get spruced up!!

Everyone seems to be decorating! Must be a nesting thing! Have a lovely evening jbm xx

yup JBM i've been getting that sensation too but my babe is deffo head down maybe just practicing a good old Glasgow Kiss for the future!!
Holly why don't you just get lining paper and tell him to paint stripes on - WAY too much work involved so he will most likely just paint it blue! Or get plain paper and put baby/boy sticker thingies on it??

Oh did i mention i'm 39 weeks today!

It's our room that is being decorated derlor and all I want is somewhere to sit and relax that is tidy and tasteful with pretty wallpaper. Now it is even worse than it was before, plaster and wallpaper all over the floor and everything piled on the bed. Why, oh why did I start?

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for moaning, I'm just having a pissed off day today, maybe it's the weather!

Wow! 39 weeks! for you derlor! Lots of sex and nipple stim !!

Me thinks after such a quite day you girlies are going to be quite chatty tonight!! and Im going to miss out - ok - Gotta go - xx

Enjoy your evening JBM, and yes to the achey fanjo here too!

Holly, its all quite depressing isn't it?

Admitted to DP I'm pooing my pants about it all. "Too bloody late now" was the response. But suppose he's right!

I have weeks and weeks to go

am VERY of you Derlor, you bugger!

Holly, I just had a look through the House and Garden DH buys (yes, he really does ) and found this website www.cowtan.com/ which has some really lovely wallpaper - hope it gives some inspiration...

Baby seems to have moved again today (must have been during my afternoon nap) and is now head down and working my ribs over - I swear he is doing exorcist style body spins!

Derlor - 39 weeks - also sending

Daisy, how are the contractions today?

Foxy, you're very brave to go to soft play on a bank holiday monday at 35 weeks pg! Our local serves booze AND has an internet point

Hope everyone else is well. I'm just trying to decide what to have for dinner. Ever since Sputnik mentioned Strachiatella gelati it is all I have wanted BUT Carluccios didn't have any today and sadly, no other flavour will suffice.

I don't know how anyone can think of sex at the moment, even as a labour starting incentive.....the very though of having to straddle my DH makes me squeal in pain, never mind attempting it for real!. I'm going to ask him to leave a supply in the freezer and get a turkey baster so I don't miss out on those all important prostaglandins though.

Sorry for lowering the tone

And to lower it even further...I tried Lulu's tips for cervical self examination......and couldn't even reach it, so I think that means it is nowhere near ripe! But I'm not sure anyone really needed to know that

Go Derlor....I think you're definately going to be next!

Annobal...apart from the odd tightening sensation whihc bub reacts to by kicking me in the ribs...absolutely bloody nothing.

This one is going to run and run