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Due in June - bounce on your ball till your bum goes numb or it gets so sweaty that you just fall off.

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derlor · 07/05/2007 21:46

oops hope i've fixed it????

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hollyandalice · 09/05/2007 20:49

We'll have no trouble here!

annobal · 09/05/2007 20:50

ROFL

As much as I'd love to stick around and watch the fight, I'm sneaking upstairs to watch The Apprentice - I probably shouldn't be admitting that should I

jesusismyhomeboy · 09/05/2007 20:50

I'm with godlovesyou!

jesusismyhomeboy · 09/05/2007 20:50

You norty ladies!

daisybump · 09/05/2007 20:51

....who was that anyway??? c'mon fess up!!

Is your LO OK Derlor?

daisybump · 09/05/2007 20:51

FOXY.......come out from behind that name change, this instant!!

hollyandalice · 09/05/2007 20:52

I think godlovesyou is foxy! As for jesusismyhomeboy I've no idea !

Dontknowmyarsefrommyelbow · 09/05/2007 20:52

He He He He

daisybump · 09/05/2007 20:53

Love the Apprentice Annobal...I'm off to make a cup of tea and watch it myself.....and to hide from any further potential disagreements

daisybump · 09/05/2007 20:54

Good night ladies......whoever you are, were or will be in the future

annobal · 09/05/2007 20:55

Nite all!

hollyandalice · 09/05/2007 20:55

Goodnight daisy and annobal, enjoy the apprentice!

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derlor · 09/05/2007 20:56

well i'm past any redemption anyway - when DH and i got married in a registrary office MIL told me "i would never be married in God's eyes or hers!!" we have not christened our children either and seemingly "god will NEVER forgive me for that" so i'm fucked already!!!!!!!!

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hollyandalice · 09/05/2007 20:56

Foxy are you there?

hollyandalice · 09/05/2007 20:57

My dd isn't christened and I'm not even married! I'm right up shit creek!

SmilingKiwi · 09/05/2007 21:00

Doggus thoughts to you and your family,
Annobal many thanks for reminding me The Apprentice is on...picture a fun night in bouncing on my ball sucking on a Rennie after water has given me the biggest indigestion!! Oh and I've just finished work (at home so no tube stress any longer...) a brazilian wax on a client who is due in two weeks!! At least we can exchange notes!!

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derlor · 09/05/2007 21:00

oh Holly i'm going to tell my MIL on you then maybe i'll not be SOOOO bad in hers and gods eyes - you are way worse than me!!!!

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hollyandalice · 09/05/2007 21:02

I'm a bad bad girl! Not really a fan of organised religion, causes too many wars for my liking!

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derlor · 09/05/2007 21:05

had it in my head that you were a graphic designer Smilingkiwi - although maybe you could kind of describe brazilian waxing as graphic design!!!!
Holly here here - i couldn't agree with you more

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hollyandalice · 09/05/2007 21:08

Lol at Brazilian wax graphic design! Do you do patterns SK? I read somewhere that heart shapes were quite popular!

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derlor · 09/05/2007 21:11

oh why don't we all get a skull and crossbones done??

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hollyandalice · 09/05/2007 21:14

I'm up for an arrow and the words "exit only"!

SmilingKiwi · 09/05/2007 21:14

heehee GRAPHIC designs some days it could be, but I've doing it for 15 years so I've seen at all! Ahhh Rennie tablet kicked in...relief! Holly your not naming LO Joseph or Mary then?

NattyThomasandEllen · 09/05/2007 21:21

evening all! kisses to all you lot feeling down, i have my appoint with housing tomorrow, feeling nervous they arent going to help us.. fingers crossed for me guys

SmilingKiwi · 09/05/2007 21:21

LOL!! how about 'don't even think about' for DH after the birth?!!