Due in June.....fill the rest in yourselves if we offend you so much

[hollyandalice]

Happy now???

That's the very reason I'm looking for a lovely leather satchel type thing that can double as a changing bag. I did see some gorgeous leather changing bags by Oi Oi or someone, but they were £100....

Don't even go there mamazon.....

Foxy, shall we go and give that poor lass on the "feeling low" thread's MIL a reet good talking to? Or we could go and shout ARSE at her. I'm well up for it, what a cow.

Soft toys - I used to sleep next to ten of my teddies when i was about 6, right squashed up so they all had room,then i'd wake up in the middle of the bed, teddies everywhere, carnage. Did'nt last long ....
my mum put a hammock up in my room to keep them all out the way...

My mum has a giant Radley bag my dad bought her for her birthday. I want to steal it for a changing bag, but she won't let me ! I love Radley bags (can you tell)!!

Oh that programme made me so sad mtc! My dp was pretending not to watch it and pretending not to see me crying otherwise I think he would have been set off too! I am sat here crying now just thinking about it!

Where sputnik where??

I just read that thread sputnik! That poor woman! Her MIL needs a bitchslap!

Oh Gawd - STOP. Just can't tear myself away from the chat.

Sputnik - what is arse in Italian? Might be an alternative for me to yell? Live in v small village so need to be on best behaviour or else I'll be subject of talk. Am still smarting from comment in village store this morning "Would you like to pay for your Sunday paper now? i.e. would you like to pick up & pay for last Sunday's paper now, you slattern..." V poor, given that I only live 80yds from said store....

Must...tear....self.....away.....

Need....to.....hoover....sofas......

Oh sod it - 11.20 - obviously time for a cup of tea & choccie biccie. THEN I'll start.

It was really sad H esp the couple in london who had so many things go wrong . But 4 out of 5 women ARE happy with the care they received so let us focus on that!
Anyway, you'll be ok in your pool, in your house!

sorry should've linked

Westcoaster, it's CULO

Not the same really and not offensive enough in Italian, you could try COGLIONI

My sis swears in Italian while driving!

Hiya!

Top cheer up tip of the day!
Just put some music on VERY LOUD (if you can).
I've just been dancing around the living room like a fat fairy scaring the shit out of myself whenever I catch a reflection (very funny)
Then started to sing /shout along to 'Go Your Own Way' by Fleetwood Mac like I was performing on Top of The Pops or something! - Had to finish the song of sitting down as started to feel faint!! Very funny and feelin MUCH better for it!!!!
Now typing whilst bouncing on my birthing ball in time to rest of the album!
Don't mean to be insensitive Sputnik maybe you could wave your arms about a bit?

SOunds like a good idea dkma, but my dd would go mad if I did that! She hates me singing and goes mad and shouts NOOOO at the top of her voice! I'm not that bad, honestly, but she just hates it! The only thing I'm allowed to sing to is the cooking song from Big COok Little Cook and then only if I do the actions as well!

Sputnik, how bad am i? I have forgotten where but when DM comes for lunch today I will have to ask again! I know its not far from Rome cos thats where they usually fly to, and they are going to same place they usually go as the lady always looks after them well!

BTW I like Radley bags too Holly

LOL Daisy at the identical leopards! Emergency Charlie! Bless! DDs fav change depending on how she feels currently its Ottery and Whitey Seal! All animals have names according to type of animal/colour/noise they make!

Morning all - What is it with this morning?? I too feel very low and washed out.
I luVVVV Fleetwood Mac, (from my Biker Chick days), but somehow cant even muster up the enthusiasm for that DKMAFME. Sorry!!

DKMA....the images that conjures up

Did you go and slap that MIL Sputnik?

dare I go out to lunch at friends house in pj's? Did have shower but then postman came so put some odd ones' on. really should get going....

DKMA Fleetwood Mac? Now you're talking was that the Rumours Album then? Top quality all time favourite CD!!

I do like singing and loud music so will try in the car when go to get DD and will be singing along to the Chillis Stadium Arcadium CD - that NEEDS to be loud really doesn't it?

Right, must really go now, stuff to do..........

Felling much now.... a bit of MN comedy, and now the courier has arrived with my stuff from Boots....off to play with my new digital camera.....back later

I love internet shopping

Have a nice lunch Foxy!

aw,justbeme, I feel the same. need some cake?

i like to swear when I'm in the car. at men usually.

Just go in your pjs foxy, I would! My bf and I went to the shop in our pjs once! We're crazy cats !

Mytwocents, I used to have five or six soft toys in the bed and I would rotate them so there was a different one sleeping next to me everynight . Didn't want to seem to be showing favouritism.

DD has a core cohort of 5 animals that are very important to her. Each has it's position in the bed and she gets very upset if they are slightly out of place or one falls over, or if we put them in the bed before her story as opposed to after. I think this is normal, probably?

Daisy LOL at Charlie 1, Charlie 2 and Emergency Charlie

mmmm a nice bit of sugar might help - what do I fancy??? .........Flapjack - any 1 got any?

I received the most vile pink breastfeeding nighty from next in the post today. yuk!

Also got a paddling pool with gazebo for kids (half price from woolies - £25 - bargain!)

And a mothercare pack with newborn nappies, breast pads, mat pads, all that stuff.

shit! I'm having ANOTHER baby ...