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Due in April 2007 - where we start out with Pinions already in labour ................

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EllieKthePA · 07/04/2007 02:45

so by the time you all get to this point she's probably had the baby

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PenelopePitstops · 07/04/2007 02:46

confyzzeled but i found it

PenelopePitstops · 07/04/2007 02:46

pinions iim drunk an waiting

PenelopePitstops · 07/04/2007 02:47

cmoooooooon

where rrrrrr uuuuuuuu

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EllieKthePA · 07/04/2007 02:47

right pinions, what else to distract you?

have you ever tried googling ex boyfriends?
or family members?

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PenelopePitstops · 07/04/2007 02:48

hehe [[inions how much dilates have y
u got

PenelopePitstops · 07/04/2007 02:49

righteo

we need A midwife

a doula

a trainee

sign up now

also mother father grandparebts

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EllieKthePA · 07/04/2007 02:50

which are you signing up for?

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Pinions · 07/04/2007 02:51

Hi penelope I'm back.

So where've you been tonight then?

PenelopePitstops · 07/04/2007 02:52

ill be the drunk on the ward

pub and i work there dssoooooo

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EllieKthePA · 07/04/2007 02:52

on MN at the moment, there's us 3, penelope and canairy, that's it

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PenelopePitstops · 07/04/2007 02:53

wake ur partner cus he can b all macho n save u

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EllieKthePA · 07/04/2007 02:53

i'm guessing it'd be best if pinions signs up to be the mother and her dp the father

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PenelopePitstops · 07/04/2007 02:54

oh well we can be here at thi momentius occasion

PenelopePitstops · 07/04/2007 02:54

yeah pinions is mujm dp father

PenelopePitstops · 07/04/2007 02:54

ellie is midwife

Pinions · 07/04/2007 02:54

lol ellie

PenelopePitstops · 07/04/2007 02:55

wheres canairy

she can b oula

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EllieKthePA · 07/04/2007 02:56

no bleedin way

i'd avoid being at the birth of mine given the choice

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PenelopePitstops · 07/04/2007 02:56

doula even

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EllieKthePA · 07/04/2007 02:56

she's on the how many shags thread

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Pinions · 07/04/2007 02:57

3 o'clock lol!

Only 3 hours to go and can go and wake up nextdoors!

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EllieKthePA · 07/04/2007 02:58

do you know them well pinions?

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PenelopePitstops · 07/04/2007 02:58

fond her

Pinions · 07/04/2007 02:58

Think lesleys retired for the night.

Night lesley x

PenelopePitstops · 07/04/2007 02:58

wake dp

have u broke the wter