All about me:
How joyed I am to be writing this at my desk at work, they have worked me like a dog for 18 months and now it is nearly all over
I am 34 and live in Tideswell, Derbyshire (between Sheffield and Manchester) which is great cos its 3 minutes from my Mum, but all my old pals are in London and I've been working too hard to make any new ones [self-pity]
This is my first baby (spose dh doesn't count?)
I have had no pregnancy wierdness, I have gained 13 kgs (sorry lived in Spain from 02 to 05 so scales are in euro - think its like 2 - 2.5 stone) mostly on my bottom and thighs, but am very pleased to look normal (if a bit fatter) from the back!
I am hoping to get away without buying any maternity clothes (they just look awful, and those stupid elasticated trousers) I have this fab wrap dress which a friend gave me and I wear that for smart, and tracksuit bottoms and stuff the rest of the time
My nipples are normal too (missed that one)
And the only cravings I have had - well fags, booze, triple espresso, runny eggs, blue cheese, cured meats - all that yummy stuff you're not supposed to eat.
I wanted my baby at home (cos the hospital is quite far and a nightmare to park and I don't want my baby taking off me and want to sleep in my own bed and have easy access to nice food) but I have to go to Jessops in Sheffield cos I have a heart murmur.
I am resigned to this as its a good hossie, and I wan't sure about saying hi! to the neighbours after screaming the street down, not to mention the swearing and also possible damage risk to carpets...