Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Ga I breastfed DD for two years and she's over it, although just this evening she put two red balloons on my chest and began sucking one of them. She's 3 now and clearly remembers it well.

Honey I won't lie, my standards of parenting have dipped quite a lot in the last few months. It's temporary but I'm making the most of on demand films and the quality of meals has nosedived because I'm too tired to make so many healthy meals. They're doing okay and get served their five a day but there's a lot more chips flying around the place. Bath night has become every three days rather than every other night too. Does all this sound terrible? I feel bad reading over it, must make more of an effort! If I could sleep better I'd have some energy left by teatime.

Yes tee do it!

Why you leave RM? Don't leave!

She might get bit jealous of new baby then ga! You might have a boob fight on your hands!

Fuck OFF everyone texting me asking if baby's here yet! We sent message out over week ago telling folk we would let them know when we have news but none of them appear to have listened. Just responded with curt messages to my sil and to mil reiterating that we will let them know when there's any news. I know it's because they care but bog off already

Rhi that sounds pretty sensible to me!

Fleur did a baby, fleur did a baby! Well done fleur, looking forward to seeing a pic. Hope you're doing well.

Tiring hormonal crappy day today for me, I will read back on the news now but probably lurk until tomorrow, so it's goodnight from me viroids.

rhi I'm the same as you. I'm too knackered by tea time to be effective at parenting. I'm pretty crap in the morning too. It'll get better!
la she think the baby is going to drink milk out of a Scooby doo cup and eat potato from a spoon. She's going to be pretty put out if she catches it bfing. Another parental hurdle

honey sympathy for the boob pain. It hurts.
toast you ok? Sleep well.

Wow, fleur - brilliant news. Hope all went smoothly for you and looking forward to seeing a picture!

Potato?

What's the matter toast?

Typical man tee, reluctant to give up the boob! Although sounds like girls aren't much better then ga. Good luck with that conversation! Or will it be stealth feeding to stop her finding out.

Don't feel bad rhi, you're doing what you can and it's not forever. I doubt that she will remember the few months of chips even, I wouldn't see it as a bad thing anyway. Mmmmm chips!

Hope today is better for you toast!

I'm leaking everywhere and I can't tell what it is. I've had to change knickers and I've put a pad in - I know I am leaking whenever I move but I can't see it on the pad!

Can it be waters? It can't all be wee! I've been three times since I work up less than an hour ago!

Sounds promising dulcet!! Sniff the pad, if it doesn't smell like wee its your waters!!

The rookie error I have made zyla is all the pass I have in the house are those stupid smelly ones - which I hate! Why have they started scenting them?!

I could pop a mat pad in I guess..?

I won't get my hopes up - probably just pissing myself. Should have done those pelvic floor exercises more!

Oh God this is just reminding me I still haven't done any pelvic floors! I'm doomed! I just don't even remember! Although the couple of times I have remembered I don't like them, they make me feel funny.

Fingers crossed dulcet that you're not just weeing yourself! How are you feeling after your appt yesterday la? Is minila still jumping around?

Bloody hell Dulcet get running sideways up and down the stairs now! or was it pineapple based sex? I forget

Ooh Dulcet, exciting! Any contraction type pains?!

I feel like death

I can't do pelvic floor exercises without pulling a face bat, it's totally obvious when I am doing it.

Not really contractions, at least nothing painful. Just some tensing. Thinking of calling the MW but will feel stupid if it's not it! Done some tests recommended by google though - mainly sitting down for a while and getting up to see if it leaks and it does. Changed to a mat pad now to so can monitor better.

Oh no jelly! Flu you think maybe? Is a bitch when pregnant as you can't do much except stay in bed.

I don't know. I got no sleep because of pounding headache, I'm achey and my throat feels like it's red raw. To top it off I got out of bed and threw up everywhere. I've not got a fever and have had the flu jab so think it's just a particularly nasty cold, and like you say, no lemsip or anything for me.

Going to take the day off work and sulk in bed.

Good luck though dulcet, sounds like it could be something happening

So I'm finding work a lot of hard work physically now, I'm doing what I can to reduce the heavier aspects of the workload and will keep trying to reduce it further but just feel so fed up of getting home and not having energy to enjoy the evenings. I just collapse in a heap on the sofa and don't enjoy doing anything. I feel like a pain at work when I'm asking other people to do something instead of me, or saying I can't do it myself. Plus yesterday I ended up perched on a desk to eat my lunch again as there were no free chairs (regular occurrence) and it was halfway through lunch break before someone offered me theirs, once i had done a fair amount of shifting around looking uncomfortable and huffing quite a bit.
I want to enjoy doing things to get ready for baby and its starting to feel closer and closer now that 3rd trimester is on the horizon, but I just feel like I can't manage that when I'm so flipping tired and achey after work.
So I think it just got on top of me a bit yesterday and hormones got the better of me. However I've woken up still feeling fed up, with a headache, and just snapped at DH before I've even got out of bed, so I'm not sure I'm going to enjoy today much more than yesterday.

Sorry for a grumpy post!!

Anyway dulcet, if you could do a baby today that would cheer me right up! Then la tomorrow and we'll have a viroid hat-trick before the weekend! No seriously though hope you're both doing ok.

Jelly I'm sorry you feel so rubbish. It is of course your choice but you can take paracetamol - promise!!

Toast I feel your pain. I have literally done nothing except be upduffed and turn up to with for 4 months. No exercise, hardly any socialising etc. The exhaustion is awful. Sympathies. I am hoping to come out of it soon but not looking forward to it coming back at the end!

So, erm, does anyone else's bump go rock hard after an O? is this okay? The only sign that I have made it to the second tri are the fun dreams!!

toast sorry you feel so shit.

pud in going to take some after I manage some breakfast. I normally wouldn't care about taking paracetomol on an empty stomach but I'm a bit paranoid at the moment

Morning! Dulcet I'd be very surprised if that's not waters, in which case you need to let mw know.

Mat pad in, check regularly, if leakage then yes. And yes what's with the scented liners!?!

Get running up stairs sideways - or sounds like minidulcet is coming!!

Viroids - do your pelvic floor exercises! Download a kegel app if you have to to remind you. Tis important if you don't want to wee yourself each time you sneeze later

Toast can you speak to work about your risk assessment - it needs to be revisited regulate anyway as pregnancy progresses. Sounds like adjustment needs to be made to help you manage work. You shouldn't be having to suffer through it.

I have been awake most of the night with cramps. Very uncomfortable. Nothing progressing which is frustrating. Got scan at 12 so if nothing happening by then I'll mention it.

Jelly - bed rest!