Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

The bump got ripped a new arse last week when a month after I unsubscribed to their emails, emailed to tell me I had a three-week-old. Bastards.

Feel better soon Jelly. Chundering? That's pretty mild to get the pearls clutched...?

Oh no dulcet!! That's a bit off!!! You're not even a week overdue and most babies are late.

I've had soooo many messages today asking about baby! Dh sent a message to his family telling them to back off and we will let them know when there's news.

I'm just ignoring them now :)

Watching Call the Midwife and the nuns have just gone on a rant about mothers topping up feeds with bottle! It's like a subliminal message hidden in TV shows...

So, I did a baby

Tired but worth it xx

Lol dulcet

I am also DESPERATE to know about fleur. I hope the sieve has made an appearance!! Come on fleur, stop being so selfish and let us know IMMEDIATELY!!!

OMG immense cross post!!!

fleur that's AMAZING!!!!

Ha jelly what on earth is wrong with the word chundering?! Good God if the people you upset could read our chat on here

Just done weekly bump pic, really hate doing them but I've started the record now so need to carry on! Aren't we supposed to glow?! I look like I've been dug up from under a rock - and I was actually feeling a bit glowy today as well! Mr bat bless him never really lies to me when I look shite in photos which is always but I wish he would! I look very different in the mirror and like I am acceptable to be seen out in public so I'm not sure whether it's mirror or camera that is lying to me!

I'm excited at the moment thinking that every morning we might wake up to a new baby! Come on fattest viroids!

Jeeez chat bet that was like a slap in the face I'm really sorry x

I remember telling the surgery and hospital about MC but I still got 12 week scan letter 2 weeks later

They've been listening to our chatter la.....

chat and dulcet that's unfair. I hope you both complained to them.

Yes, chundering got their back up. Not all of them but a few were moaning the word made them feel more sick.........

Willy or filly fleur???

Woahhh what?!! Congrats fleur!!! How did that happen??

Ahhhh yay fleur congrats!!!! Welcome to the world mini fleur! What did you have? Deets woman (when you're ready ofc)

Oh my god I'm so fucking excited

Omg that was the best x post ever!

Congratulations Fleur!!!! Hope you're able to get some rest now. Can't wait to find out more when you're feeling up to it

I just teared up fleur (damn hormones) congrats pet - well done you

Blimey you're all chatty today. Can't recall enough to respond to everyone

La I'm glad you're ok, hopefully you'll go before induction date. Minila definitely needs a word though!

Bat, glad minibat is cooperating now. How much longer for Ramadan?

Dulcet hurray for crepes

Pud glad the kitten is doing well.

Fleur where are you? Puuuuush!

Bouncing the ball through town might work, might look a dick thought the bus station though bus wankers

Started writing a list of what we need to buy. How many sheets? I think I need a few fitted ones and loose ones too. Found a load of swaddle wraps with the clothes so will be using them

Oh Fleur wow, just wow.

Well done that woman!

FLEUR!!!!!!! THAT'S SO EXCITING! and quick! Well done lady, hope you are resting now and have a new born asleep on you! Yey this is so exciting!!!

Yay Fleur! You did a baby! Well done!

fleur, congrats! Now give us ALL the information. And a photo!

Oh chat. That's shit. I did the mass unsubscribe after first MC and still got something for two weeks I think. Not great systems. Never reregistered with most of them. Hope you sent a shitty email!

jelly that's bollocks, get well soon my scan is next Wednesday. Also feeling okay at the moment, looking forward to it so far with some trepidation
honey Am planning bacon and avocado sarnie for tea now mmm with marmite
fleur Brilliant news, how exciting! What a star!
la! That midwife sounds great, she'd fit in on here haha. Glad minila is doing fine. Birthing ball basketball sounds like one for the JS grad olympics along with competitive bacon sandwich eating and... fisting??!
tea 6. Puking. Obviously! 7. Sobbing at bank adverts, or Bloating. Ooh Worrying! I think it needs to be at least a decathlon.

So went to midwife today and had blood taken for the Down's Syndrome testing. Mentioned some things I forgot to say at booking in about family risk and she's put me on a super high dose of frolic, even though it's only for one more week. Now feeling a bit pants I didn't mention it before as could've been taking higher dose for last three weeks as well.

Other than that I said I'm having to push pee out hard(!) - she's already monitoring me extra cause of history of bladder/kidney probs, so she said keep an eye on that and also headaches with light sensitivity, which are not a problem now but later could be sign of pre-eclampsia. I'm already being monitored extra for that as family history there too. (Along with everything else, it seems!!)

Generally was a good appointment and was nice for DP to be there this time. We went for burger king after, so romantic

pretzel we had a BK dinner last night after all the chat of KFC and subway. Love BK. glad the appointment well went though. I didn't realise your scan was so close to mine :) I'm just excited about seeing the little jelly-bean again!

jelly I imagine the 10(?) week scan you had must have put your mind at rest a lot?

Damn I spent ages typing that I missed it.

Congratulations and well done Fleur, look forward to pics/story

Yay Fleur! Congrats, tell all :)

Oh words were had. Big shouty words. Still waiting for a response mind. They've probably got around to deleting me off their database now though...

Yeah chat I agree that's shit and not what you need at all. I hope they've sorted it out now. Stupid twats.