Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

God I wish I had said that to her, it would have been legendary. I think everyone just said ooh how lovely when she mentioned her mansion.
la I don't know if its 9 inches he's being a spoil sport and wont let me near him with my tape measure. Miserable bugger.
I'm so pleased your little boy is ok in there and they are looking after you.
jelly are you in bed?
dulcet NFyourV ?????
fleur puuuuuuuuuush!

Haaaaa pineapple based sex!

La it sounds like things might be happening for you, yey!

Puuuuuuuush Fleur!

Wake up and dance Baby Bat, you are worrying your mum!

Honey, you deserve at least two bacon sarnies today after your rubbish dream.

Jelly, I thought your 12 week scan was this week, did I miss it?

So for the past 3+ weeks Eris has been residing in the spare room over night (don't want her following big cat out of the cat flap.) She has food, water, a bed, her tray and toys in there. Unfortunately, she doesn't like being in their by herself and meows A LOT. VERY LOUDLY. Given my current state of exhaustion this is not really helping and I end up getting up to her in the night. I was shattered yesterday so said to DH that we could let her wander between her room and ours. So. Much. Better. She only tried to sleep on my head once Anyway, the whole point of this post is that I woke up this morning and she was asleep in my hand. Soooooo sweeeeeet, she obviously wanted a cuddle bless her! Cries like s mental preggo

No news from mine ga, soz! I have stuffed myself with crepe from the ice cream parlour though so feeling uncomfortable. (My DH won't let me measure either! What is that about?!)

Glad everything is ok la and now you know there is progress, even if it is slower than you would like.

I think any fizzy drink will do it bat. Agree you should make it cold.

Red sauce - RUINED! Bad choice honey, bad choice!

I think soothers are ok jelly, I remember looking at Christmas when I had a cold. I imagine most of them would be ok but the packets will say no I expect.

Can you bounce it casually down the high street purple? You'd look well cool.

Awwwww Pud! That is so adorable!

Yes, ends are the best. DH is ambivalent about them, but keeps eating them before I get a chance.

Pineapple sex. Can't imagine the protease enzymes would do your fanjo much good. Ouchie.

protease enzymes? I like your academic approach honey, it's reassuring to know why exactly pineapple sex would hurt

Ooh get you! 'Protease enzymes' eh?? science teacher show off

Crepes yum. I'm making the most of the last few days eating what I want so I've had a bowl of pickled onions and a packet of American hard gums. streeeeeet

Me and dh had a basketball match in living room with my ball, it's v bouncy

la your DS sounds like he enjoys the games slightly more than you and the rest of us... Great you're going to see him again tomorrow. The 26th is ages away, you'll easily pop by then!

I think this must be the real deal for fleur or she would have been back on. I think she's gonna have a boy!

Yay la so pleased minila finally decided to get himself moving - and yippee for the bonus scan!

Aww pud your little Eris sounds so cute!!

I reckon baby bat is ok, seems to be moving around now I've sprawled myself out on the sofa. So maybe just decided to take a couple of chill days! Seems a good excuse to spend as much time as I can on the sofa

Glad to hear it bat

Yep you just stay lying down there Bat, best for the baby. DP should probably bring you snacks. Just to be safe.

Eep I'm so excited for Fleur! I used to just be terrified by birthage but starting to find it quite exciting now. I still wince at new born pics though, it's adorable and all but it came out of WHERE?!

Hooray bat! And hooray for eris little sweetheart

I think Fleur will have a girl...no idea why!

I can't eat pineapple as the protease hurt my tongue. On the plus side, if you want to be a master criminal, pineapple juice is damaging enough to remove your finger prints.

TRUE FACT!

SCIENCE, BITCHES!

pud I'm the same! I used to be scared shitless but since being pregnant I've totally changed and now I'm not only looking forward to the birth, I'm like "bring it on"!!!

Indigo!

Lol Honey I might start saying "SCIENCE, BITCHES!" to my classes ha ha.

I said it to my 6th form once. After some fascinating tidbit.

Not sure what's horrified me more, pineapple-based sex, or ketchup on a bacon sarnie no contest, it's the ketchup

Today I started to realise that I could perform quite well gold medal standard in fact in some form of 1st trimester Olympics. I'm thinking a pentathlon-style event with individual disciplines of:

1. Burping
2. Farting
3. Weeing
4. Daytime sleeping
5. Rapid boob growth

I would have gone for heptathlon, but couldn't think of 7 events

Of course I'll also be able to sob uncontrollably when presented with the gold medal

p.s. Puuuuuush Fleur!

Hmmm. Had my tea. Left over thai curry. Was yum. Now I want another dinner but disappointing lack of more tea. Boo.

Love it honey Plus - I was totally going to vote brown sauce.

Glad all is well La. Periody pain normal after sweep (in my antenatal group anyway ) Least you know you're heading in the right direction too

Go fleur!! Don't forget to breathe drink and wee!

What is it with these blokes - MrPopz won't let me measure him either (not for a long time anyway). He's almost in double figures though Not that its done him any good these past 6 months ha!

Yes tea am with you on all of those things. Add all the heartburn to that and we have a winner!

Thank god for prunes though!

SCIENCE, BITCHES!!! Is my new catchphrase.

Popz I read your post as telling Fleur to breathe and drink wee!

Tea - I hear you and raise you 3rd tri Olympics:

Farting by mistake 'it just slipped out, honest!'
Eating magnums
Ball bouncing
Running up stairs sideways
Different sex positions attempted in mission to find one where bump allows/doesn't squish baby
Reflux burn factor
Size of swollen ankles
Number of pantyliners used per day to deal with the endless CM
Movement counting (shreds the nerves)

Just made enchiladas. Oh my god they look good

She could do that too La, not sure it'll help though

Just woken up feeling worse :( throat is really sore, I hate colds! and who the fuck catches a cold in July?!? I might ask DP to get me some throat lozenges. NHS says its best to speak to your pharmacist. I've already sent him out for soup for dinner.

fleur very excited if this is it. Good luck!!!

pud scan is next Tuesday. Feeling ok about it at the moment sure that will change

la glad mini-la perked up, little terror. What will you see on the scan, will he fit on the screen? I get a scan at 35 weeks as part of this trial, and wondered if it will fit lol. Also great news you are contracting :)

honey nom on the bacon sarnie, although the thought of the salt on my throat right now makes me shudder.

tea you forgot random chundering and sprouting spots like a teenager.

Oh and the feb Fred we I got banned from using the word chundering because it upset the pearl clutchers

'The Bump' are fucking with me - they sent me an email saying 'your baby is one week old'. Fuck you The Bump, what do you know?! I don't need tips on looking after a one week old baby, I need tips to get it out!

Didn't we start an Olympics earlier? We didn't split it by trimester though, that's a good idea! We can add number of messages asking if baby is here yet to the third trimester one! Not in our control but a good measure.

What's wrong with chundering?

It sounds like you're poorly jelly, stay in bed and rest lovely

Is anyone else dying to know if Fleur needed the sieve? No? Just me?

I do hope she got the water birth she wanted