Charlotte!!! Wow. Wow. Wow. What a beauty that little nipper is! For frig's sake take the meds and don't upset your ts, goodness knows you could do with a holiday, missus. Please be brave and go.
Lillian, I really laughed at your post! Sorry. Yes to the paranoia: I'm terrified that my chippy will be closed one evening due to a family death or summat.
Fifi darling, I'm sorry for the name changes but I need to keep MI5 on their toes, right? Plus, I still haven't served that full prison sentence from five years ago for trafficking gypsies. What utterly glorious news about your scan! How many weeks now, sugartits?