Breathing through the scanxiety, putting all our faith in Jill and fantasising about illicit paddling pools and fanjo fans - it's JS grads thread 32!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Hello ex shaggers, just dropping in to see if any of these babies have made an appearance. Lots of good wishes la, dulcet and fleur. Hoping things go smoothly and quickly for all of you. la, my money's on you first
Glad to see the rest of you are doing well too, have a lovely hols mountain.

Ahhh you lot are so funny! I've had loads to catch up on this morning but it's like reading a good novel

Pud my DP felt babycandy kick yesterday for the first time too. He wasn't sure what he was feeling either and then there was a definite kick I believe that's what it is now that he's actually felt it too. Oh and definitely make your dh do more round the house, you shouldn't be feeling pressurised to do it if your feeling exhausted, like this lot told me you need to relax!!

Went to the wedding reception last night and it was gorgeous! Just a marquee in a field with hay bales to sit on, a bbq and live band. It was like being at a festival and so relaxed. Managed to stay much later than I thought I would

Purple I loved that pram too but it doesn't fit in the boot of my car considering the mamas and papas armadillo flip XT instead.

indigo such an interesting contraption, maybe you are just really stretchy? Will definitely help when baby is trying to force it's way out anyway!

la and dulcet sorry that you are uncomfortable, hope the pains actually mean something for you both otherwise they are a waste of time and your body should just let you rest

Right there was so much more but I can't remember the rest. Although I do know there was a lot of talk about savaloys, mmmmm fish and chips...........

That's lovely for your friends Honey. I theoretically can get proper chips here - there's a place in Waterloo but it's half an hour's drive so not really practical. Belgian frites (and waffles) are great, but they can't batter fish for toffee.

Wildly so, La. Get bouncing...join me metaphorically at least

Hey tink! Thank you! Me and la are having a race now but we will let you know. Any news from your side of the journey?

Are you doing any tracking/charting chat? Everything crossed for a useful appointment Friday with some answers. Thought you meant you would get on the train to waterloo for chips then - that would be commitment!

Aw pud and JC, so lovely your fellas are getting some of the kicking action. It's nice when they can share, I remember my DH wasn't sure when he first felt it but then did it every night once we sync what I could feel and what he could feel.

I only got my iron spotted when they did my Anti-D jab pud as they check your blood then, I would ask midwife to check in your position. She might send you to GP anyway.

jelly, that is such a cute thing to do! What a lovely idea from your DP! Are you going to contribute to it?

Not really had much spicy food yet toast, not good with spice. I know I should really but you all talked about battered sausages and I want that now! Might go to Caribbean in town though, that counts as that makes my nose run!

Nothing solid from me popz but I came back to bed after the early morning and concentrated on my pushing down feelings. These are Braxton hicks at least. I had been focused on the pushing down and not noticed the tightening at the top of the bump. It was good to lay here without distraction and take it in actually as I can feel it tighten, push and loose up again.

Hooray for feeling babies for the first time :) such an amazing feeling

Mr La just got an earful. I'd felt fine so thought I'd go back to bed but then the dreaded diarrhoea cramp feeling struck again, ouch. I say to him 'I've been awake all night and it's quite sore blah blah'

'Mmmm-hmm' says he. I look - he's playing with his phone, completely not interested.

Raaaaaaargh! Men.

la and dulcet sound like something is happening! How exciting!!

honey glad things are a bit more peaceful for you with your ndn.

I'm sat on the sofa naked watching the news (too hot) while DP sleeps in.

Ha ha ha! Pretzel! Do you have a fan pointed at you?

It's not leather is it pretzel? Sticky!!

Did DH take the hint la??

May a quick punch in the testicle every time you feel pain will help to sharpen his mind la........?

Haha pretzel enjoy!

Have fun on your holiday mountain!! It sounds lovely!

I love a live band JC - so much fun! Glad you had fun, you deserve it after these last few months

Hi tink! waves how the hell are you? I am all good - racing Fleur and dulcet to the finish line. I'm hoping dulcet will pop first as I don't like to be rude and queue jump

Going to go for a wee walk I think

I'm sadly lacking a fan. Thankfully no, not a leather sofa! Haha. He's still asleep! Looks like I'm spending the day this way.

I second jc's proposal re: testicle punching, la. nods seriously

Have a nice holiday mountain!

Morning all, survived my first preggo parkrun though was vair slow.
Felt queasy before running, and when I finished but not while I was out there so that's good I reckon.

How are you all today? La? Dulcet? Fleur? I eagerly await news of early labour!

No news here. Nada. Off to the shops to stock up on pineapple and going for a curry tonight

Quietness down here too! Had about an hour of quite uncomfortable cramps but they stopped and I got a massive nesting urge - scrubbed out fridge and litter trays til spotless!

Running - uggggg...I am not built for running

Girls one of my pals from antenatal ok my only pal went into labour the other day and texted me to tell me that her waters had broken. I went to yoga alone that night, we usually go together, and excitedly told the class what was happening and we were all a bit SQUEALLL!!!! With nothing much happening by the next day she went up to hospital and they told her that what were her "waters" we're actually ga take note......... Piss She's been contracting on and off since but nothing substantial as far as I know and able to sleep through them. I hope things get going for her, I'm so excited on her behalf!!

Nah, Duclet. Too lazy much of dedicated JSer for that. DD still up in the night so I suspect temping would be unhelpful anyway. Going to see if when first AF flow arrives post del and take it from there. No idea when it's coming though, last time BFing kept it away until about 10 months down the line!

Happy holidays Mountain

Well I've just come back from a weekend away hoping to see some baby news - come on viroids at the top of the list!

indigo I shouldn't laugh because it sounds like something that would totally happen to me but your poor friend! Hope something non piss related happens for her soon

Oh man I'm welling up at these tennis speeches hormones??

Oh dear indigo!!! That's quite amusing tho..

I did wake up the other night highly confused because my bed was wet up near my head and I was confused, thinking how could waters have gone there? Turned out my boobs had massively leaked and I was lying in a lovely pool of colostrum

Oh no indigo! Your poor friend. When you go back to yoga will one of you have to tell the real story?? Uh oh!

Yeah, I guess cycle could be out of whack chat. Could be a big week though with cycle returning and answers from drs. Hoping for the best for you.

Nothing much to report here either thursday. Been for a big walk in the forest, DH is making a spicy chilli while I lay down and hope for signs! Well done on the run though, always feels better once you've done it!

How was your break bat?

I'm making vindaloo for tea, get yourself round here fully baked Viroids!!

Thursday, I cried at the tennis too i didn't even think I liked tennis wtf

Yuck to the pool La, however I've noticed I'm drooling more in my sleep, pillow was wet today rocking the pregnancy glamour

Bat, I was wondering where you were, hope you had a good weekend away.

We've got a pram went to order from silver cross factory shop and they gave us £80 off a brand new one. It's a Pioneer with a graphite frame and chilli red hood/apron
It's lush!

Also had a good parenting class and learned a few things about baby cues amongst others

Driveway has been widened by BIL and his mate so I'll be able to get the pram down it

Haven't tackled the bags of clothes yet, I'm knackered. Mum is coming to help tomorrow

I found the nursery set I want today! Apparently I can put a 25% deposit down on it and secure it (it's in the sale currently). Would you guys do something like that this early?

Hooray purple!! That sounds brilliant!

Jelly it is completely up to you but I didn't buy anything until after 12 week scan. How long is deal on for?

I'm bouncing on my ball. Bounce bounce bounce!