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We're waving our poms poms and eating our magnums as we try not to lose control of our bladders. It's JS Grads 29!

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LaLaLaaaa · 27/05/2015 04:39

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 29th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 47th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: stats

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DulcetMoans · 04/06/2015 14:02

Sorry, quickly popping back to vent anger about DH - he STILL hasn't spoken to work about paternity leave! I am 35 weeks today! He doesn't know how long he will take, whether they will pay him, when he will add on his holiday. I have rasied it daily over the last week and a bit and all I get is 'its not my fault' but there have been months and months to do this. It IS his fault! Angry

Fleurchamp · 04/06/2015 14:34

Noooo dulcet bad DH

It took endless nagging but my DH did his 2 weeks ago (after I flagged up to him that if he is relying on holiday he needs to remember that it can be refused) and he got confirmation a couple of days ago that it was approved. Phew!

Loving the boob weighing, cracking me up.

I had ice cream for lunch Grin

jellypi3 · 04/06/2015 14:40

blimey bad DH dulcet! i'd go a bit mad at that. DP and I work in the same company so i can just ask his boss if he's asked for pat leave when the time comes

teejayem · 04/06/2015 14:41

Yay to ice cream lunch fleur

I've drunk so. Much. Lemonade today. I can't get enough of it.

Small jiffy for Mr D dulce why are some men so crappy with stuff like this? Hmm. Not sure where for dinner, my stomach is so weird at the moment I can't get in a foodie frame of mind, I do know however, that I cannot be arsed to cook.
Just enjoying my last hour outside in peace before next door's kids come back from school and start kicking their fucking, fucking football around. I'd jiffy them too but I think at least one of the cats has done the honours already. Blush

pretzelpieces · 04/06/2015 14:50

dulcet I went to a wedding a few years ago where they said they wanted "our presence, not our presents" and I thought that was quite a nice way to put it. Naughty Mr Dulcet about the pat leave.

ga nice nork Grin

gaggiagirl · 04/06/2015 15:04

dulcet a salter kitchen scale.
Cheers pretzel they are resplendent norks!

jellypi3 · 04/06/2015 15:43

very tasty norks ga

i missed my pregnacare tablet yesterday, should i take two today? i took one first thing this morning (and suffered for it) so can i take another one tonight?

Cymraes17 · 04/06/2015 16:15

Naughty mr Dulcet. That is not good, can they refuse?
Today I have taken DD2 to tumble tots, done a little housework, bounced in my ball, walked to fetch DD1 from school with DD2 in pram and DS walking (1/2 a mile each way). Now i need a nap.
Jelly, I would just take one tomorrow.
Weighing norks is funny!

PixieChops · 04/06/2015 16:20

Oh Dulcet! Naughty DH! I'd be fuming too, my Oh is only taking a week off though as he's self employed and we couldn't afford for him to take any longer off really which is a shame.

Oh yes the Prosecco went down an absolute treat! The lot was gone, as where all the cakes lol! I admit I had a glass at the time.

Well landlady has been round to discuss email sent yesterday. She's now given me a key to the shed(we've been here for 6 months and never been offered one) and she has agreed that we can maintain the garden ourselves so she doesn't need to come round! Halle fucking lujiah!!
Only thing is now Mr Chops will have to get the mower out Grin but we don't care because it'll save us from being mithered!

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LaLaLaaaa · 04/06/2015 16:30

Jiffy for Mr Dulcet!!! Bad man! Mine still hasn't confirmed if it's actually done or not. Can't be arsed to keep asking

Just did giant poo. Sorry for tmi but you're the only people I can share that with! Feel much lighter...

Filming good but oh my god v hot in reptile room!

Dhs competition - bartending championship. Massive prize and kudos if he wins and he's beaten everyone in southeast I get to final.

My DM arrives in half an hour! She's coming to meet me at work Smile

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LaLaLaaaa · 04/06/2015 16:31

Hooray pixie great result!

Norks Rock! I'll weigh mine later

Jelly no just take one today. You'll be pooing bullets otherwise!

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LaLaLaaaa · 04/06/2015 16:44

Purple! Please can u post your 3 hospital lists again? Or on Facebook pg?

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WilHarlot · 04/06/2015 16:57

I wouldn't take two jelly, it's fine to miss one.

WilHarlot · 04/06/2015 16:59

Dulcet you need to go loco on him, that's effing ridiculous.

Fleurchamp · 04/06/2015 17:02

YY to hospital lists!!! Midwife looked at me like Hmm when I said all I had was 10 maternity pads.

My mum has bought the cuuutest grey and white vest and sleep suit set which will do for the hospital bag.

Off to meet a pg friend tonight for an evening of soft drinks and chat about black poo. How times change Grin

Hobbit19 · 04/06/2015 17:20

Well done Pixie!

Laughing at the Boob weighing. Need to order some brassiere this weekend, bursting out of mine, so excited that Iight have made it to a B cup ha ha ha!

Jelly, don't take two in a day, you won't poo for a week!! I definitely missed at least one a week.

Off to cook tea and then straight to bed, tired pud!

DulcetMoans · 04/06/2015 17:21

I know right?! I am not BU - he actually is a huge benny. Technically they can refuse now cym as he hasn't requested in writing in the timeframe required legally. He only works for a little company and keeps saying that it will be fine but he hasn't actually talked to anyone to confirm and, where it is a little compnay, the impact on him having a chunk of time off is bigger. AND HE HASN'T DONE THE WASHING UP! He is not my friend and he is not my fellow DJ.

Glad landlord is sorted pixie. How weird she didn't ever suggest that before!

What ice cream fleur??

Don't worry jelly, just take one. No need to double up.

Fleurchamp · 04/06/2015 17:34

I went to the banned ice cream shop and had salted caramel and hazelnut.

Ice cream shop is banned because DH asked and the assistant wasn't sure about whether the milk is pasteurised or not. I didn't ask and shall assume in my ignorance that it is just fine (it's homemade stuff, v poncey).

Purpleball · 04/06/2015 18:04

Fleur I think all milk has to be pasteurised

I think my bestie will arrange a baby shower. I don't mind them. I've only been to a couple though. People that come are friends who would buy for us anyways

My feet and legs are swollen in the heat here. It's only going to get worse. I'm sprawled on hotel bed now - clothed though
Hope you're all coping ok with the heat.

I've just eaten a bag of babybel, I needed cheese!
Might have a nap before meeting colleagues for dinner

PixieChops · 04/06/2015 18:05

Lol Fleur, I've never checked whether anythings pasteurised or not. Woops!!

I had suggested that we do the garden ourselves about a month ago and landlady wasn't happy for us to do it as she was adamant that it needed doing at least once a week and blah blah blah! Even though sometimes she's not bloody here some weeks because she's away! We've got a friend whose a Gardener so going to get him to do it once a month and then we will mow the lawns and water the plants etc.

Aw Dulcet he's out of order leaving it this late Sad hope he quickly realises that he needs to get it sorted!

pretzelpieces · 04/06/2015 18:07

What's a jiffy?
Bloody hell pud mine are already 32F and they are growing already, eurgh nooo. I wish I had nice small ones.

Saw GP today and seeing midwife in 2 and a half weeks when I'll be 8 weeks Smile

Purpleball · 04/06/2015 18:08

Dulcet who's fault is it then? I'd be losing my shit with him Hmm

La I've posted it in facebook

goodnessgraciousgouda · 04/06/2015 18:45

Dulcet - a bit of a reverse for me and DH as he is so organised it physically hurts my eyes to look sometimes. But agree with Purple - if it isn't his fault, have you asked him whose fucking fault it is then, so you can go and speak...or scream at them directly? What a muppet. Maybe he is trying to worm out of actually taking paternity leave? Leaving it so late that then he can turn around and say "oh no...work say no. NOT MY FAULT" (totally his fault).

yorkshire - I'm still pondering whether to get another bra. I can only fit into one at the moment, but it's not like I'm busting out. It will be quite nice to have a cleavage for a change!

Hobbit19 · 04/06/2015 18:49

Ha ha I know Gouda, I am quite fascinated by mine! I have purposefully waited until I was just a tad uncomfortable as I didn't want to buy new bras that I could only wear for a week. I will bite the bullet and get some this weekend, will have to measure myself and order online as we live miles away from the shops!

teejayem · 04/06/2015 18:50

Ah, a Jiffy pretzel.... It's a special kind of award I like to offer to viroids who are dealing with someone who is being a knobber. Don't ask me where it stemmed from, but it's basically a jiffy Bag of poo, or dirty kitty litter. Sometimes both, depending on the offence, sent to the individual(s) who have angered or upset said viroid. (Virtually of course, I'd never shit in a bag and send it to anyone not even to the xps ow...no no..) ahem.