JS viroids are here in their 28th outing complete with exploding belly buttons. There's royal foofs and jiffy bag gifts, but most certainly NOT x-rated colouring books at the VAGINA party HQ!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 28th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 46th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oLJqpadAb2givKYq8OJfGCti3s6xzsTGlI-GoaBfM_M/edit?pli=1#gid=0

The only news here is that OBEM is on telly at this tine of day, who knew? Im sat on soffa with some rich tea biccies.
In a bit i need to hoover bathroom, wipe down the walls an mop the floor before painting tonight.
Its strange not having DCs about, nobody to play with! But it looks like they are having a good time, MIL sent photos last night.
Happy birthday to mini gaggia!

Happy birthday JC!

Happy birthday JC :) :)

No more pissing for me I promise hides the pack of 15 IC's I bought last week

Thanks Happy birthday to you too honey! And to minigaggia! It's the best day for birthdays!

Ohh, happy birthday JC and Honey as well!
Will we have another by the end of the day before or tee?

Happy Birthday JC and Honey and miniga

Tee I've got my Pom Poms ready get bouncing and twiddle those nips

I'm a football widow. DH goes to all his teams home games. The season ticket renewal just came through and he dithered and like a fool I told him that I'm not stopping him going its up to him but when the baby is tiny and I'm post csection he will have to get me another carer if he wants to go. It's August to April for him. Isn't the cricket season shorter?

And for those with back pain. I'm off for a massage at lunchtime and I can't wait, the cornwall one wasn't very good and I've got a sore lower back.

Heartburn has been a right bastard lately. Mum suggested it's the aspirin as they aren't gastro-resistant so I've not taken one today to see if I have less heartburn. I need to go to the GP about the lump on my eye and to get my repeat prescriptions sorted

Back to work now after over 2 weeks off but only 12 weeks til mat leave

Happy birthday jc!

Sounds exciting tee, keeping everything crossed!

No more pee sticks jelly! I definitely didn't pee on any 10 days after BFP or a week after 6 week scan, nope not me!

I'm going to try to grow a pair of balls and speak to work today about extending mat leave, no idea why I feel so nervous about asking, I'm such a wuss. Feel like I'm about to be interrogated in court or something where they will actually probably just say OK we will get back to you and not grill me at all. I think I'm building it up to be much more than it needs to be!

Happy birthday JC and Honey!
la I'm not sure what were doing today but minigaggia went kayaking in the actual sea yesterday. Terrified is not the word. I'll put the pics on Facebook. Lake kayaking is worrying enough.
dulcet the full English loaf is a large white sourdough with small bits of sausage bacon black pudding tomatoes and mushrooms baked into it. Its served toasted and buttered with a poached egg and or beans on top. Oh yes!

Oh my days ga the breakfast loaf sounds amazeballs! And go mini ga with her kayaking, how old is mini ga?
My department do a team - bonding canoeing trip every year and the people that know I'm upduffed have all said 'ooh, well you won't be going canoeing then will you', it's like the flattest river known to man and I've paddled since I could walk - I think I will be fine! (Should have seem the midwifes face when I said I was going to keep climbing too - although to be fair I have just laid on the sofa for 2 months).

Good luck bat I'm sure you will be fine!

Squeeeee! tee that is potentially exciting! Call Mr Tee home for a lunchtime shag to help dislodge! Keep the snacking up - that's the main thing I learnt about early labour so far, just keep eating!

Those sound like horrible chores cym, stick to the biscuits and telly I reckon.

No jelly, that is a bad thing! In the grads thread we discourage POAS - which is weird from the JSer thread where we encourage at every opportunity!

Good luck talking to them bat. You are probably right and they will be fine. Hope so anyway!

All the birthdays today - what a popular day! Happy Birthdays to you all.

Jeez ga, that sounds amazing! Did your parents create that?!

Wow Ga where can I get one of those?

Just realised I'm 23 weeks today...where has the time gone!

Completely devastated viroids. TinyChat was stillborn early this morning

Oh god chat I am so, so so terribly sorry. I can't even begin to imagine what you're going through, sending all my love and here if you need xxxx

Oh Chat, I dont know what to say.
Im so sorry for your loss. Hope your family are about for you.

Oh no chat, I can't even think what to say. That is just awful. I really hope you have people there with you. I am so sorry.

Oh chat I'm so so very sorry. If there is anything anyone of us can do please let us know.

Oh chat I'm so sorry! That is awful. Please feel all the love and support we are giving you. I'm devastated for you xxx

Oh my god chat that is absolutely horrible news, I have no idea what to say that expresses how sad I feel for you, absolutely heartbreaking to hear. I'm so so sorry and hope that you have a lot of support right now, u can't believe it

I have no words chat, just so very, very sorry for your loss.

Oh my god chat I am so so sorry. I am sat here crying for you not that it helps you in anyway

I hope you are getting lots of love and support IRL. All my love goes to you and your family xxxx

Oh Chat how devastating. I'm so very sorry for your loss
I don't know what else to say

Oh god chat. There's really nothing else to say other than I hope you have lots of people around you who will be able to help you through this. My thoughts are with you and your family, and with Tinychat. I'm so shocked for you. Take very good care of yourself xxx

Chat I am so so sorry :( my thoughts are with you and your family. As others have said, please let us know if there is anything we can do. Huge hugs to you x