The nice weather is making us crave burning meat on an outdoor fire, maternity leave is causing headache, and we are all soldiering on as the heat is getting to us - here is JS 26!

[Fattycow]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 26th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oLJqpadAb2givKYq8OJfGCti3s6xzsTGlI-GoaBfM_M/edit?pli=1#gid=0

Oh God, terrible grammar there Viroids!

On my post not Wils!

oh I did :) I actually really like my skin at the moment anyway so I'm not wildly offended by what she said, it just really gets on my tits when people post a polarising view just to get attention or a response.

I'm having a pizza!

Haha pud, is you callin me fick?

I've just had to strip down completely in my dining room after being covered in baby vom. In my pants, hair, down my bra, everywhere. Gross. Of course she now wants fed again. Only a baby could spew their ring and then think about food straight away.

How does it get in your pants and your hair wil? That's two different ends!!

Congrats on your new addition mountain! Did you learn anything from being there with her?

No one comes to my house for appointments pud, I go to the midwife. I think someone here had them at home though.

I have also crawled to bed now too. Headache, vommy burps and been seeing a spot everywhere all day too which is always really annoying!

tee I highlight,contour,conceal,colour correct,draw my eyebrows and lips on,bronze and blush and tightline and tweeze and curl every day just to look less like the dead woman in the grudge. Then I add more, and more!!!!! Mwa ha ha! Make up haters best leave my face the fuck alone! #facecunts

dulcet do you suffer from migraines? Have a good sleep!
mountain more details on the birth story please!!!!

Because there was just that much of it Dulcet. I have long hair - it was just in the ends - and I was sitting on the couch so it all kind of pooled in my crotch .

I have pretty much retired my make up. I now only wear it on nights out with the girls. DH doesn't notice if I wear it or not. I can't even be arsed for customers anymore. My skin is in better nick since being pregnant

Tee you wear want you want. Some people are just loons esp on MN

Dulcet I've had more migraines since being preggers too. Sounds like one if you've got visual disturbances. Try drinking plenty of water and putting a cold flannel over your eyes and forehead, on your neck too if you can.

I've had a really long week this week with 3 12-15 hour days inc travel. I'm worn out and wish I had no weekend plans. Instead I'm here there and everywhere again!

Finally got the 18 week scan appt for the baby's heart, it's at 19+4! But at least it's a day with no customer bookings

Counting down to holidays here 3 more weeks to go, 14 days to work. I can't bring myself to count down to mat leave yet!

Ahhh Ive been covered in VOM in the past. It gets better and fewer as time goes on!
Congrats on becoming an Auntie Mountain!!!
I won't bore everyone as to why I was unable to breastfeed but I didn't feel guilty about it. At the end of the day it's my choice and bollocks to what anyone else thinks. My DD is healthy and happy and that's all I care about!
On aother note DD was fitted with her first shoes today and took 2 steps all by herself, very proud mummy today. Only thing is I didn't get to see her do her first steps as I was washing up but DP did. To be fair Ive seen her do her other milestones so its unite nice that he's got to see her take her first steps.
As of 11:30 tomorrow morning I become a cricket widow until September... Booooo!!!
Going to fill my Saturday's with fun things and visits from friends. I'm actually away next weekend at a mediumship course, I am literally mystic meg haha!

I've not really suffered from migraines gaggia, no. Just under the weather today though I think but was at work when it started so wasn't in a position to do much. Took myself to bed purple so half way on the advice. Should probably stop looking on phone too...

Sounds almost like a skill you DD has there wil! To cover you that much could almost be deliberate...

It would not surprise me one bit Dulcet. The two of them probably have a plan to wear me down to a quivering wreck who lets them get their own way all the time already reached that point about a year ago. Feel better soon. My headache disappeared after taking ibuprofen and paracetemol and eating chips.

I want chips....damn you wil! I should know better than to come on here late evening, I always end up seduced by food suggestions.

Also, gaggia facecunts is the funniest thing I've heard all day. I am a facecunt. And a haircunt.

Sorry Tee. It's just to get you back for the magnum chat earlier as I can't have them at the moment

Ah make up. I used to wear some in the days when I had time. Hair's always been shit though.

Dulcet your corneas thicken during pregnancy so you can get blurred vision visual disturbances as your eyes adjust to this. Also common to get headaches because of the extra blood you're pumping round. Ah, the joys of pregnancy...

Pud ROFL at the ridiculous doctors receptionist. I really do think you have to be a special brand of cunt to enjoy making people miserable who are seeking help. The ones at my last practice made Saddam Hussein look caring.

Have been to my niece's 21st tonight, all glammed up in a ballgown etc....came home at 10pm because I was fucking shattered and sick as a pig, and now can't get to sleep. Have a water infection coming on and was worrying about taking the sodium citrate not least because it is out of date but have caved at the thought of having to pee razor blades and swallowed the Devils piss medicine. I can't imagine a bit of alkaline is going to kill a baby...right?

LOVING facecunt. Not so loving Wil's vomit chic! Poor you! Or once they're born do you care about it less than you thought you would?

P.S. All the rellies were in one place tonight, so we told them all I was preg, exciting! Everyone is over the moon, but I have already graduated from being Lemon to 'pregnant woman who was Lemon'. Alas.

Sozzo, epic post and not even a nice emoji to break it up.

Nice dragon. Don't mind the sick normally, it's preferable to being shat on, but wet pants test the limit.

Cannae sleep. Feel like I possibly might throw up. Hmmmm...

And restless dancey legs

I swear the smell of clean clothes makes MiniPis sick. Only on me though

Waves to the rest of the night crew!

I swear the smell of clean clothes makes MiniPis sick. Only on me though

Waves to the rest of the night crew!

I'll take shit and pee over vomit. Don't like vomit.

Pain is back in stomach and back and I feel like I needs to pee constantly. Back was sore again earlier too. Think they might be right that this could be uti. Got to phone up mat ward Monday for results of urine test.

Ouchy

She launched not one but two jet powered shites at MrP earlier. I could barely stand for laughing! Wasn't laughing so much when I was scrubbing it out of the carpet though. I'll take the vom over that!

Just read through yesterday posts. You guys make me laugh.

Wil I hope you've recovered from the vom explosion. Sounded a bit having it in hair AND pants naughty micro wil!

Mountain hooray for your sis! Congratulations family mountain

Pixie hooray also for first steps! That's lovely and I agree it's nice to share milestones between you and dp, so they feel they get to see the firsts too. That's quite early for first steps isn't it?

Pud I remember ringing gp to book first mw appointment and I had no idea you took edd from period date so I told them I was 3 weeks pg instead of 5. Receptionist told me I was too early and to phone back another time. I told my mum who said no you plonker you're 5 weeks pg! So I had to phone them back and receptionist laughed at me like I was a moron. I'd never been pg before, how would i know?

Tee fuck them all - I contributed to thread about 'vegetarians who eat fish' and some veggie warrior was on a crusade and ripped into me. I told her she seemed a bit tense about all this and perhaps gin was the answer.

She wasn't happy.

Gaggia I'm also a makeup whore. Never leave house without it. Foundation, eyeliner, brows. Eyeshadow and powder if going out. Love it.

Dulcet sorry your head hurts :( is it any better now?

Fatty has appointments at home if that helps the person who was looking to find that out?

My fri eve was spent having dinner with friend from work. Went for cheap prezzo pizza and cheesecake - mmmmmm...! We went for some cocktails (non alky for me). Was lovely - she has 3 year old and had tough pg plus pnd. It's nice to talk to someone in RL who's not 'super mum' either. She's going to give me a load of cellular blankets and stuff, hooray!

Is anyone else going to baby show at sandown on Sunday? I've got my list! Going to get a monitor and change bag. Goody bags are meant to be good. I love a goody bag I do!

Oh and while we are on subject of food porn - I had chips for lunch and pizza for dinner. Take THAT balanced diet!

Waitress in restaurant laughed coz I asked for pizza with mushroom pineapple and onion. I gestured to preggers belly and she went 'ahhhh I see'. But actually that's the pizza I always have! Yum

Sounds like a lush pizza la, I am a big fan of pineapple on pizza. Match made in heaven if you ask me.

High velocity baby poo scares me a bit. Although all the stories I hear involved it being aimed at the dads, so maybe it's just for them right? toddles off in blissful ignorance once again