The JS Grads turn 18! We are young, we are free, keep our foofs all tidy! No cigs, alcohol and a lack of JSing... but Nik Naks, Monster Munch and chip butties for all!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 18th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 35th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

It might be la! Mine carried on until about 16 weeks but people do say its about 11/12 weeks when your placenta takes over so ms stops

Christmas dinner number 3 this afternoon at my nanas...it's a good job I like Christmas!

aww min poor her and poor you! is she managing to latch yet? hope tonight is better.

la yay for no sickness!

well another wait ends and another one begins. just done my first injection!

Nope no latch. She just won't open her mouth wide enough.
I'm over that now tho tbh, as it would have meant I'd be the only one able to wake up with her last night.

This way the bloke gets equally as tired and im not alone in looking like shite ha!

She's happy as Larry now like. Sleeping soundly.
Must have been wind, she farts like a seasoned darts player!

Good job she's cute eh.

Can I add a pictorial grads on phone?

Should be able to Min

Exciting stabby times Lil!!

Could be La ... I don't remember feeling very sick by the time I had my scan at 12+4... This maybe selective memory though!!

How you feeling this morning Splodge? x

You can add a pic here if you go to web version, not app min. Otherwise you can do it on Facebook group same as you would adding it to your page. Can't wait to see her!

Great news on the first injection lil! It's happening!

I read that about the placenta too la, you get a break now!

That's a lot of turkey lauren!

Day three in the dulcet illness diaries. Have realised I haven't poo'd since Christmas - but then I've barely eaten since Boxing Day. Trying to get some digestives down me now. Whole body aches from coughing. Googled cold remedies but everything not safe. Feel sorry for myself.

Oh, and woke up to he terrible news about the plane going down just two weeks before I'm due to fly to Singapore. I don't want to go!!

I can add photos using the mobile site min .

splodge I think you should be checked out by your gp!

9-8 wowsers min Eli is 4 months and still doesn't manage that

Hi all, sorry you're feeling so shite Dulcet. It is crap not being able to take anything tho I've caved & started taking paracetamol to try & get temp down. I read on Dr Google that raised temp makes your heart beat faster so that + preg explains my bonkers heartbeat. Gonna take it easy & see how I go as trying to get a docs appt at the mo will be tricky I reckon. Sorry for all the whingeing but I get zero sympathy from DP!

Ah moan away Splodge. Hope you're feeling better soon. You too Dulcet.

La I hope it is the end of ms for you, mine is finally going now at 14+5.

Off opp north now for the next couple of days, hoping for some snow but not so much to prevent us from seeing everyone

Lil, eek! New chapter

Evening viroids! Quiet on here today!

Exciting times lil!

I'm ridiculously tired! Just need to get some food in me then I'll be off to bed! Hope everyone's okay!

Exciting lil! You're on your way to being a mummy

I feel shit again. It seems to be worse when at home, so weird. I've checked carbon monoxide detector etc just in case but it's fine. We are getting dominos as a treat.

FYI grads... DO NOT look in the loo bowl after taking iron tabs!
If there was an emoji for eyes popping out on stalks, on here, now would be tge time to use it!
Eeek

Pics on the fb page. She was 6lb 12 and is very long and gangly but small, we don't have that many clothes she can wear at the moment.
Poor skinned rabbit.
Eeek popz, it's you next.

Can I stay here and talk babies for a while yet rill more of us 'just mumming' mum's go over?

Haha, have you pebble dashed it Min? Gorgeous pic

Feeling IMPATIENT. This not good when I potentially have another 3 weeks to wait!

I'm going to blow my Christmas money on a new thin persons coat tomorrow, to cheer myself up...

Hope all the poorly viroids are feeling better xxx

Ummm I WISH it was just pebble dashing! More of a colour issue. Good job black is slimming...
Talking of slimming, tried on my pre preg jeans and they fit! And in the slimmest I've ever been. How does that work?
Everyone said that despite the bump I'd lost weight but I.couldn't see it until shed checked out of f chez uterus.
Couple that with how dinky she is and I hope it isn't because I couldn't eat whilst carrying her.
I feel very guilty about that.

Awww min you made me broody with that pic! C'mon July!

Not long to go popz!

Dominos was the ms band aid I needed. Feel ok just now. Still think it's weird that I feel sick in the house a lot. Going to spring clean after Christmas and get deep clean company in so hopefully any nasties will be eradicated.

Have you ever had a Guinness poo? That's black too. My friend did a blue poo once, she'd drunk a lot of blue curaçao.

Hooray for pre pregnancy jeans! I have put on 5lb so far

Black food colouring gives you green poo! Go figure

I vaguely remember having same thing La - I definitely remember having DH check the carbon monoxide monitor at one point because I was so unbelievably tired and shitty feeling for a few weeks. Pregnancy is a delight! Glad the dominoes did the trick. I've been snacking on shite all day.

Ooh interesting Min. I'm expecting to be wearing my mat clothes for a fair while after.

Though I don't think I've put any weight on particularly... so maybe just til the belly deflates!

I've gone down a size in maternity clothes despite putting on more weight than is recommended by this point, I think I'm carrying a lot of water though, my hands and face swell when I get hot- so attractive

I'm feeling the need to do an OCD clean...I bet I won't want to tomorrow though when I actually can

That's interesting popz! At least I don't feel like I'm going mad now! We bought a new detector because I was so paranoid.

I'm hoping I'll even out in 2nd tri - I've just been surviving so far eating whatever I can

I bought one of those metre long licorice stalks, a blue one, years ago. Imagine my surprise when my turd resembled a smurfs one the next day.

She's so lovely min :)

Naaah you're not going mad Its crazy how tired you get even though you feel like you're not really doing much at that stage - but its all going in inside

oh min she's so gorgeous I could eat her!

Bah! Got a letter through yesterday requesting my presence at a disciplinary hearing for my absences >.> Apparently despite being pregnancy related I have to have a hearing to decide and agree that they're pregnancy related or something equally time wasting so that non pregnant people are treated as fairly as pregnant people O.o the last time I was pregnant my pregnancy related illnesses just weren't recorded... shrugs I'm still not entirely trusting of the process, so will be going in ready to demand copies of the grievance procedure and maternity policy and minutes for all of the meetings regarding my absences. Really need to find a new job whilst I'm on leave...

oh yes iron poo... it's grim stuff! I'd advise prune juice to help loosen things up as things can get a bit... solid... if you're on them for a while!

DH finally managed to catch some kicks this morning, he was fighting for real estate on the bump as DD was trying to cover all of it so she could poke the kicks back... if they carry on like this for the next 15 weeks I'm going to go mental :P