The JS Grads turn 18! We are young, we are free, keep our foofs all tidy! No cigs, alcohol and a lack of JSing... but Nik Naks, Monster Munch and chip butties for all!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 18th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 35th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Ha Popz, my friend swore by GF and spent the entire first six months trying to keep her DS awake when he was sleeping and 'putting him down for a sleep' when he was wide awake

pis I would get the black! We have the pebble :)

Arsing thing is out of stock anyway ! Bollocks to it (unreasonably grumpy)

I have found a changing bag I like though. Have passed on the link to my friend as she wants to buy it for me

Hope all having a good Xmas, really pleased you are home min!

Prosecco being drunk here too, haven't touched a drop (not that into alcohol) all pregnancy so think a couple of glasses over Xmas/NY will be absolutely fine!

Bloody hell, its snowing...

Where r u popz?

South Yorkshire. Didn't think it'd stick cos it's been raining for hours but it's hammering down now! Very festive...

Yay! Sorry but in over the moon.
New baby
Christmas
Snow
And my electric pump is making me feel I can provide for Robyn.
Small things eh x

Hi viroids! Glad you have worked out a way for Robyn to get your milk min

Finally getting 2 minutes to myself since the day before Christmas Eve so I'm about to google uterine valves and see what the recent scan means. I probably shouldn't but I will only wonder

Then I will cheer myself up with Pinterest and baby and wedding boards

pis we compromised & got the black pebble & then a pink maxi cozi sleeping bag thing to go in it. It's saved on car seat washing after poomagedon.

Congratulations lauren

MIL bought me a really soft snuggly blanket to wrap myself & DD up in on a night feed, were sat here wrapped up feeding & watching the snow fall!

Aw Min - you're making me all warm and fuzzy Merry Christmas!

Love pintrest Lauren - best part of wedding planning Careful on Google.

I've got jabby cervix pains. Bouncing on the ball with RLT and bombay mix!

Snowing lots in notts too! DH has ordered me a birthing ball cos I'm starting to get uncomfortable sitting etc, only 30 weeks! Another 7 or 8 to go I think! Humph.

No snow here. Stupid south coast! We never get snow really.

Right, I have seriously gone down hill during the day - from sore throat, through cough, to chucking up over the bathroom at in laws. All cleaned, partly with my tears. No one asked any questions luckily but I am now on the panics as had a stabby cramp hour or so before and now I have a stitch. am I losing it?! Am I having a break down? In bed now hoping it will all be fine by morning...

Sorry, bit me, me, me. Worries =
Hope you are all getting bargains in the sales though!

Aw dulcet I hope you're okay! The consensus seems to be no blood don't worry- could your stabby cramp be because you're throwing up and it's normal gut ache? Food poisoning? Or there's sickness bugs about?

I shouldn't have googled

Aw Dulcey - do they not know about the pg yet? Sounds like a bug to me, maybe ms rearing up with a vengeance after the couple of days festivities.. Sleep it off xxx

Oh dulcet you poor thing! No blood is good news, I used to get horrible cramps with my morning sickness, pretty sure I pulled something with all the vomiting >.< take it easy and try your best to keep your fluids up even if you can't face eating. Perhaps see if you can see the midwife and get her to check for ketones if it carries on just to make sure you're not too dehydrated. Even with all the vomiting baby should be getting everything they need!

Yeah I agree sounds like a bug Dulcet. Drink lots of water and try to get some rest.

My hands are all swollen like the marshmallow man.

thinking of you dulcet, try not to think the worst.

Lauren it's never a good idea to google. think happy thoughts!

I am so over this pregnancy insomnia bull. Been awake since half 2. Currently sat on sofa quaffing milk to try and kill the reflux... One week to go!! (hopefully )

Hey Rpopz, I'll join you in insomnia madness - been awake since 4.30 sneezing & dripping with snot (nice!) Been trying to tough out this pregnancy rhinitis crap but it's broken me - off to the docs on Monday to beg for medicine. Sorry to hear you're feeling crappy too Dulcet. Could cramp/stitch be due to coughing & loose ligaments? Often when I sneeze I get pains round the womb area - like I'm straining something!! But then they go away. Oh & sneezing + stress incontinence is great too!

Hope everyone feels better soon. I feel uncomfortable from eating too much . All of a sudden can't fit my ring on.

I need to start thinking about hospital bags and finding the newborn clothes. Now Christmas is over it all seems a bit real.

Morning viroids! Sorry to hear about the swollen people! I feel like I've just eaten rubbish for days! Food shop today at some point to get something in the house that isn't chocolate

When do we need to start counting kicks? And how exactly do we do it?

Hi all

Dulcet don't panic - I'm getting cramps and keep panicking but it's either wind/poo/stretching. If you're not feeling well it could easily be stomach not baby. If you're worried call mw.

We may be stuck in Wakefield - meant to be driving home but car is buried

The snow is beautiful! We're in London so have none of it, boo . Good news though, the beef Wellington from last night was amazing AND pregnancy friendly. Shame the smell of red wine is still so offensive to my nose though

La, how bad would it be to be stuck? Part of me thinks it would be awesome and a tiny bit romantic, but that does depend on the presence of a log fire and good company

Lauren, don't Google! They will watch growth and dopplers carefully.

You don't count kicks as such, rather you get used to your baby's own normal movement pattern from about 24 weeks or whenever it becomes noticeable. Any alteration, more or less wants a checkup.

Dulcet try not to worry, hopefully it will have settled down overnight. I get really sharp womble aches when I sneeze, makes me wince. No bleeding is good and it's rare for badness to occur at this stage

Morning all! Fell asleep pretty soon after typing out my panic. I am going to try and think it's all ok. Haven't been sick again, slept ok until early hours and the quite broken. Now it's mainly headache and cough. It does tug when I cough but no stress incontinence yet splodge!

They don't know popz, not many people do except a couple of friends. It's not deliberate but got this far now might as well wait for scan. I think MIL has guessed though.

Are you annoyed to be stuck la or is it alright really?

lauren, get away from google! It's too risky!