The JS Grads turn 18! We are young, we are free, keep our foofs all tidy! No cigs, alcohol and a lack of JSing... but Nik Naks, Monster Munch and chip butties for all!

[Pisghetti]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 18th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 35th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Bounce, min, bounce !

Sounds very promising min!!!

I have it on very good authority that Robins born by cs are frickin awesome.

Oh yeah, scan went awesome all fine and healthy and its a...

BOIIIII!!!

Wooohoooo for BOI Kato
Fab news!

Oh yay kato boys totally rock :)

min sounds like things are heading in the right direction.

And we just had our offer accepted woohoo!

kato - ace news! A boyyyyy!!

Min hope you have a baby soon! Was hoping you'd have had it by now.

Congrats on the scan news Kato

Hooray kato!!!

Hooray cookie!!!

C'mon Robyn!!!

Haha could me too, me too

Lovely news all round ladies!

I want to go to bed but have Christmas meal with friends. This is the worst time to be in the first trimester

A boyby! Congrats Kato x

Woop woop go Min!!

What's happening now min?

Go min

Welcome to the boy club Kato! Congratulations!

DP is home, hungover but suitably grovelling. He slept on his trainers sofa and made it in to work

Stats UPDATE viroids! (Yes, I have OCD)

JS Grads

Minion
DC1 (DD!) due Dec 10th (or maybe the 17th!) - but hopefully arriving TODAY!

DrFunke
DC due Dec 13th

Rpopz
DC1 due Jan 3rd

auberginefrog
DC due early Jan

wilmabedrock
DC2 due Jan 19th

Redshoes56
DC1 due Feb 14th

ZylaB
DC1 (DD!) due March 6th

Pisghetti
DC2 (DD!) due March 16th

TabbyTurmoil
DC1 due April 9th

TheBooMonster
DC2 (DD!) due April 11th

laurenamium
DC2 (DS!) due April 25th

minimooo
DC1 (DD!) due April 24th

Catsofa
DC1 due April 30th

couldbeanyone
DC2 due April 26th

splodge77
DC2 (DS!) due April 27th

KatoPotato
DC2 (DS!) due May 16th

BeforeIChangeMyMind
DC2 due May 30th

Callipygian00
DC1 due June 4th

teejayem
DC1 due June 8th

freshstart4us
DC2 due June 9th

WigglyBraddins
DC2 due June 12th

Cymraes
DC4 due June 13th

ChatEnOeuf
DC2 due June 23rd

rm00054
DC1 due June 28th

fattycow
DC1 due July 3rd

DulcetMoans
DC1 due July 9th

Leela
DC1 due July 17th

FleurChamp
DC1 due July 18th

Indigoblue2
DC1 due August 12th

lildottie
DC1 due - TBC!

Lovely Graduated Grads:
Juni DD born Oct 20th
cookie DS born Aug 13th
Horace DS born July 24th
Ness DS born Nov 10th
FurryScoob DD born Nov 19th
zenry/something DD born Nov 26th
garybuseysteeth DD born Dec 3rd

Did I miss any flavours/date changes? I went through the messages and updated Fleur's and Fatty's dates and added Kato's BOY!

Dulcet - how did you get on today?

Well done La.

Yes Dulcet, any news?

Hooray Min, Kato and Cookie, good news all round. And good that Mr Lauren is alive and well .

If one more person tells me not to give birth in their shop I'll get the rage.

Well I'm currently on my bed with shoots bum pains.
So, that's nice.
Honestly, nothing much. I get seen to (ooer) at 11 where they will see if im big enough to break my waters, or if more gel is needed.
If waters are a go go, it's off to labour room, with pool hopefully unless contractions don't start, then it's drip or section decision time.
If gel gets the go ahead, the husband gets turfed out and I get my head down for the night, for it to begin again tomorrow.

It's pretty exhausting sitting around doing jack.

blimey la you're better at keeping on top of peoples stats than I am!

lol wil you should say "well since you've said that, I'm going to go into labour right here just to spite you" with your sweetest smile!!

People seem to have gone from being unconvinced I'm pregnant to being unconvinced I have a whole 16 weeks to go which is a rather welcome change, telling people I'm 'only' 24 weeks makes me feel all smug and like I have a 'proper' bump this time round. Seeming my midwife tomorrow and I'm dragging MrBoo along kicking and screaming like a toddler because in my hand held notes there is a somewhat strange 'risk factor' box for never turning up to midwife appointments with a spare person that I don't remember being there last time, so as he's about I feel like I need to show him to the midwife so she knows he's real... is 24 weeks too early to discuss birth plans with the midwife?

How weird Boo! I've got an "accompanied by" box in my notes... sometimes the midwife writes ALONE in it when DH is with me

Shooty bum pains Min! Something must be occurring. You'll be in that pool before you know it.

Noone's asked me not to give birth in a shop But everywhere I go now I get "Oooh, how long have you got??" from shop assistants/ randomers....

I get gasps of disbelief when I say I still have a month to go .

Do people take the menfolk along to midwife appointments then? Other than scans obviously. My appointments are super short, not really sure what use MrWil would be.

My MW wouldn't even discuss a birth plan at 35 weeks so good luck with that but she's shit.

Community midwives have their clinic on Thursdays here, so all my apps are on a Thursday - which is DHs the day off work. So he's been to a fair few with me. We didn't talk birth plans til 37 weeks at home visit Boo x

Thanks for the list, leela!

I think, THINK, we may have contractions!
Weehheee and owwww

Ooh good luck Min!
Breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth!
And if Mr Min is willing, I highly recommend a good firm lower back rub during contractions. Got me through the early stages!

Sorry I've been absent, at home with family and it's lovely - had no time for MN! J is doing well xx

They're an odd feeling arent they? Mine are starting in my bum then move round to tum, then that goes rock hard!
Crazy