Just Shagging Grads 14: Join the viroids for scanxiety, Toni Braxtons, & a little less JSing than usual!

[Nessalina]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 14th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 29th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

bother your no heels rage made me piss myself (luckily not literally this time) laughing. I only got that advice because my pelvic floos was trashed by first labour...when pregnant with DS I wore heels to the point where my feet were too swollen to fit in them then I just wore DMs!

Happy birthday 8horace*.

Too excited for la will get on t'other thread now!

Can you buy heated nipple warmers or some kind of nipple glove? I thought they were painful in the first trimester but my god after 20 minutes outside watching fireworks they are so sore I'm sure they could drop off. Had to use the cat as a boob warmer.

Ha Furry you could try nipple shields like for breastfeeding?!

Haven't managed to get to fireworks as finish work too late. Ah well, next year when I'm unemployed...

Oh furry, have you perfected the cat hot water bottle in selected areas? Eg. Currently have two cats on legs and tummy but feet are cold. How can I get one to move down there?!

At nipple warmers. I've finally managed to fix my Xbox so me and DP have been playing kinect all evening! Been nice doing some exercise again even if it is just jumping about like a crazy person!

He's on playing man games on there now so pamper time for me, feeling pretty good today. My energy is back and I've only irrationally cried twice!

Yoghurt is the answer dulcet my cat will do anything to be able to lick my yoghurt pot lid. Catnip chocolate also works but you have to wait for the lunatic stage to wear off & the stoned stage to start or you risk loosing toes!

Well we totally failed to get to see any fireworks! Traffic was so bad we were in the car nearly two HOURS! Gave up in the end, came back home and had Ben & Jerry's and a movie I could have been in labour after all!

Yoghurt! Now there's a plan! Thanks furry!

Could you see any out of the car windows ness? That would be something...

I hate to be a moaning Minnie but I feel like my pelvis is about to fall out of my ass. I don't know if it is because I've been on my feet more or because I've had heels on today (unusual for me at the best of times) but I'm very uncomfortable

Rest up Pis. I had sore pelvis around end of first trimester. Yoga really helped.

Please don't make me get up

Did you have to get up Wil?

We're going to have to tidy up in here and flick a duster over the place - got a bumper crop of new grads on the way!

waddles off to straighten the cushions and brush the crumbs off the seats

I woke up every time I moved last night thanks to twatty pelvis but it doesn't feel so bad this morning so fx it will be just a temporary ache. I had dippy eggs for breakfast and I don't even feel bad (largely because it was the only veggie option at the hotel)

That sounds painful pis. Hope the achyness sods off soon.
I am craving dippy eggs...might live on the wild side and have one for lunch mmmmm

Aah you're all too good. I don't think twice about dippy eggs!

Still on my skivefest! Oops...

Any news Ness / Furry ??? Let me know when that gets annoying won't you

Got my 31 week app this morning, will I find out which way up babypopz is???

Exciting times on the jsers Fred...

Oh no! Viroids! Can I issue an official 'you will son your wee eyes out and soak your jammies if you watch...' The new john Lewis Xmas ad?!

DH casually wandered downstairs and caught me in a state, thinking something awful had happened!!

I want dippy eggs now, I'm so suggestible!! (I used to get suggestible and suggestive mixed up and told my mum I was suggestive once! Mind you, I also asked her to get me some durex when she asked if I needed an shopping, I meant tampax and was 17 at the time ahem! ;) )

Squeeeeee! Totally shed a little tear, I bloody love a good festive advert. So cute!!

Dippy eggs are good for you aren't they?? It's the two slices of white bread slathered in butter that I have with them that aren't

Very exciting JSer thread - two more BFPs to join La! Looks like I should be shuffling off to make room Come on baby Ness, let's get going!!

pis tidying is such an awful chore! I hate it!

6 weeks here today and I'm sleeping very badly...

Now I'm crying, why do John Lewis do it to us, still waiting for THE official coke advert to start christmas.
Sod dippy eggs now I want christmas dinner!

You're still quite new fatty so haven't had time to make much of the mess yet. I'll clean around you on the understanding you'll return the favour when I'm too big to move (I estimate that'll be about a week's time)...

I've never cried at a TV advert - feel like I'm missing out.

Good luck for a southward facing baby Popz!

OMG dippy eggs - I want some NOW!!!! And Christmas pud, and fruit mince pies.... ALL THE FOOD please.

Haven't watched the commercial, won't do it to myself at the office, I sobbed at Sophia the First the other day so JW is likely to completely do me in.

RPopz yes the mw will be most definitely interested in which way up babypopz is hangin'. 31 weeks - serious business end for you now.

Ness and Furry sending you a brace of pineapples, just cos.

EVERYONE is on about this John Lewis ad this morning... Not seen it yet! If the last couple are anything to to by.... waaaah

Not sure if anyone is watching This Morning on itv, but they are showing a live vasectomy!! Poor Mr Tee, we had booking this morning and hospitals make him squirmy at the best of times, he's just had to leave the room! Midwife was lovely, although wasn't expecting to be told I was high risk and would have consultant led care because of my back. :( mountains of paperwork too!!

I know the 'high risk' feeling tee, what's the back issue? I had other issues too, but had to see an anaesthetist to see if an epidural would be possible due to my previous surgery (summary: a good consultant on a good day with a trailing wind might get one shot). Good thing I didn't need it then

I do love a good Christmas dinner. Not seen the JL ad yet...

Oh what's up with your back tee? That is a bummer.

Babypopz is head down - whoop! (I know its still early but.... whoop!)

Just wached the JL add, DC2 asked why I was crying about penguins, and I really couldn't answer!
Well done on the head down popz, you should probably think about packing the hosp bag? (I didn't with DC1 and didn't pass 33 weeks, and had to throw random things into a bag @ 3am)

Ness and Furry hope things are moving.....