Just Shagging Grads thread No.13 for upduffed viroids!

[Nessalina]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 13th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 29th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

juni Hope it's all over & you've got a lovely baby to cuddle

Do we know what juni's having? I can't remember

Ski Yoghurts stop my heartburn, no idea what causes it tho. Was chocolate in the first tri but luckily that wore off, milkybar ghosts are now a daily requirement!

Just been & done a massive asda shop, accidentally bought Xmas tree chocolates, see how many actually make it into the tree!

Yep, Rennies pride themselves on being preggo-friendly

Furry On Friday night DH and I were hunting for chocolate then ate the whole tin of xmas biscuits my mum brought round that week!

Reindeer and trees and everything on the tin.

Bloody lovely though.

Ha! That's why they start selling Xmas treats so early - supermarkets know that we've got no will power!

ness I Know! especially after I had a tiny tantrum in the local Tesco express, after trawling the whole local high street for jam tarts and drawing a blank. Stood there at the empty shelves and exclaimed 'Is there some kind of FUCKING national Jam tart shortage!?' Poor Mr Tee had to mutter apologies to the little old lady buying macaroons. - Although he didn't help the situation by asking 'why do you want Jam tarts? I don't understand'

argh!!!!!

Haha! Jam-related preg rage!!

My poor DH got it full in the face the other day when he came home from McD's with a stingy portion of chips 'Do they really call that large?! You'd be hard pressed to justify that as a bloody medium portion! It's not as if they're SHORT on fucking chips!!!' Lol, poor man. I tried to explain I wasn't angry with him, but he still backed away slowly...

Haha! I love jam and chip rage!

Last night I had a great stompy, petted lip fit at DH for not allowing me a can of pepsi max!

'I'm allowed 200 GRAMSSS!!'

'yes, and you've had tea, and chocolate and two cans already today...'

'DECAFF TEA! and there's 65 grams in one can...'

'Yes, so a third takes you over 200''

Bastard maths. I told him to give me ten minutes to get over it.

wait... hold the fucking phone... that would be 195! I'm phoning him!

whoops.

I'd had one can and two glasses...

Suitably shushed

Loling at you all!!! I'm really bad at sticking to my caffeine limit. I have a coffee and two teas most days. Have discovered decaff lattes this week tho!

I sent DH to the shop for "the biggest bar of fruit and nut they have" the other weekend... He came back with one of those £1 ones... Not the individual ones but not exactly what I'd call big. He gave me it and i said "is that the biggest they had!? and he was like... "Yes ..... Do you want me to go back to another one....?" Me- "Ye.... Noooooo "

rofl kato I'm totally with you on the caffeine rage, I rinse every single gram out of my day, and DH is always giving me disapproving 'how much have you had today, are you sure you're allowed that' faces! Almost had a breakdown in Starbucks the other day because the lady serving me didn't know how much was in each shot so I didn't know whether I could have both shots or just the one in my coffee O.o

Ha! Having a proper giggle at our disproportionate annoyance when our other halves are trying their to be helpful
God help them when they try to offer baby advice

Wow I lived on Diet Coke when I was having DS! I'm not sure caffeine limits had been decided on back then. Since I've cut down massively and switched coffee to decaff this time I'd play fast and loose with going over the limits now and again. Mind you DP disagrees with Diet Coke in general so he'd probably have a go at 'not allowing' it.

Ness I'd lay money on it that DH pinched some of the chips on the way home

He wouldn't DARE!

Haha! I bet he DID!

I tried to sneak a boost whilst we were shopping on Saturday, I was buying mat jeans (H and M - tell me they size small!) and DH and DH at the toy shop. I was back early and tried to stealth eat my boost but no, they both turned up with their adorable bleddy faces, wanting a slebbery bite each!!

I'm rofl at the biggest bar of fruit and nut they have were you expecting hi mt obring home one the size of a comedy charity cheque?

Weekend has been crazy-times as usual, back at work with time to catch up on mn, yay!

FWIW the indigestion/heartburn/reflux is apparently related to excessive relaxation of the sphincter at the top of your stomach, which is a side effect of the hormone that relaxes the muscles in your ribs ato accommodate shifting organs, baby, etc. I lived on Gaviscon first time round, should really have got shares before getting pg again I guess!

OMG can I please have one of the comedy cheque fruit and nuts???

And ooh can't wait to hear juni's news!

I'm also queuing up for comedy cheque size chocolate! You've all had me proper lolling!

Nothing much to report here! Just work as usual

Can I get an amen for an early finish!
Amen!
Hallelujah!

Come on juni, come back and tell us how delicious mini juni is!

Now I bliddy want a fruit and nut! Arghhhhh, we've only got hold bars and rainbow drops in...poo

AMEN!

Right. I really need to stop titting around on MN and do something useful!

kato so glad I'm not the only one that is unwilling to share their treats! Usually I don't have a very sweet tooth, so I will usually give OH the second twix finger for example. Now, however, that twix is MINE. ALL MINE. totally did not snatch single twix finger out of Mr Tee's hands last night and then stuff it all in my mouth so he couldn't have it back

Stop talking about chocolate, if the Christmas stuff gets eaten its all your fault! foot long Jaffa cakes don't count there's no picture of Santa or elves on the box

Snow on the massive Toblerone boxes doesn't count them as Xmas chocs either do they!?

snow? Hell's no! It snows in March here! Eat away!

This food-related rage is making me laugh a lot! I would love a comedy cheque sized chocolate bar but not fruit and nut. I don't really agree with wasting space with fruit which could be filled with more chocolate.

I am going to suffer later, have eaten so bloody much again. I lack any sort of self-control.

Unfortunately pimp that snack does not yet have a fruit and nut bar (maternity leave project Popz ?) but they do have a bitchin' boost. Nice!

I've added all sorts of crap to my shopping list. I'm blaming you lot.