We've got fire in our bellies, we're incubating our little Penis Dragons #5

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Thread number 5!

We're still going strong and nobody has even given birth yet. New graduates welcome!

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Your not old poly!!! Dh is 10 years older than me and he thinks hes young :)

Thanks fancy. All going well I might go into mothercare before going back to work. No rush :)

I'm the old granny of the bus and on that note I'll take my tired old ass off to bed. Night ladies. Good luck tomorrow Made and anyone else with scans

DH just came home with the wrong chocolate I'm going to cry. I really need to get a grip!

I know in the grand scale of things I'm not "Old" but I feel a lot older than I did in my mid 20s. I feel a lot older than when I had DS to be fair. Maybe that's motherhood for you?!

Thanks for the shiny new thread, think the next one will need something food related in the title
We had left over Chinese for lunch, then a carvery for dinner and Ben and Jerry's for pudding. Feeling pretty chunky now.
Spent the weekend decorating the nursery, knackered now. Just need to get new carpets and bits and bobs for it. 13 weeks to go, eek!
Good luck tomorrow Made we'll all be thinking of you. Big hugs xx

Definitely no rush Toots - I went home for a poo after mine!

What chocolate is the wrong chocolate Poly? Is it like the time in the first year of our relationship when DH went out and got me a Bounty? I've never quite forgiven him. A fucking Bounty.

Decorating the nursery Munday! All getting real now!

It's just like that Fancy I sent him out for Cadbury's chocolate and he came back with a bloody Double Decker! Wtf am I supposed to do with a Double F-ing Decker?!

I mean 12 years and when has he ever seen me eat a Double Stinking Decker?! FFS!

I peel the nougat layer off then ignore the biscuity layer - if I wanted a biscuit I'd have a biscuit. Same goes to you Twix and KitKat - there just isn't enough chocolate on you. I'd rather a HobNob.

Ooh I'll take it, i like a double decker!

Not a good day here. Have been in a&e all day (working not patient) and have now got a nose thats dripping like a tap, and scarlet tanks to nhs tissues! Snuffle.

And i cant even have a lemsip, cos the bit that stops noses running isnt good for miniknot. Snuffle.

Passes Knotty the shitty Double Decker, enjoy! Hope you feel better after a good nights sleep.

Got any sudocrem Knotty? I find if I put it on a red sore nose at night it's okay in the morning. Sorry you've had such a crap day though!

Don't put sudocrem on your face, it's got zinc in it! Use an aqueous cream!

Pretends she knows what she's talking about! I heard my pharmacist say it

What's wrong with zinc? Well if anyone knows it will be Knotty!

I just follow the rule - if it's good enough for my arse, it's good enough for my face.

Not got any anyway, remember, miniknot is our first!

Aching to go to bed but DP has washed bedding and waiting for the end of the footy to reconstruct...

Good of him to do the laundry, but so sleepy now!

Eyebrow still sore too, beginning to feel a bit sorry for myself!

Tell me to pull self together

I've used bepantham on my face before and it was as smooth as a baby's bottom! Haha.

Go to be Poly - you're only making yourself laugh!

I like double deckers- feels like I'm exercising my jaw therefore it must be good for getting rid of my second chin?!
And twix and kitkat chunky are definitely biscuits in my book- they get dunked in tea (definition of biscuit)
Poor Knotty I know the feeling, missed a text asking me to work today, oops but got 2 more night shifts this week and then that's shifts over, woohoo!

I think I may have killed the December thread. They were having a serious chat about perineal massage and I waded in with "Holy crap guys! I'm booking my ELCS!" And nothing...... Not even a tumble weed!

I'm glad my penis dragon ladies have got a sense of humour! Seriously who can discuss massaging their fanjo with a straight face anyway?!

I agree, kitkats and twixs are dunkers and do not class as chocolate.

I killed another one!

Sorry dragons

I'm still here, have never discussed fanny rubbing. Think it's a step too far. Just got into bed, have already leaked all over myself and had to find some breast pads

I'm all good to talk fanny rubbing. Although ignorance here, what's ELCS?

Oh, is that what that means? I didn't get why there wouldn't even be tumbleweed, but oohhhhhh, I get it now (I am seriously slow at the minute!)

Good luck today made - will be thinking of you xxx

First day back to doing some actual 'work' since packing my part time job in just before I found out I was pregnant. Going self employed (yay for flexi hours!) and have been working hard behind the scenes to get things all set up but today is the first day where I've actually got to GET UP and DO SOMETHING at a certain time and not just spend all day snoozing on the sofa ....it's going to be a long day...

Good luck today Mlle, will be thinking of you.

I only found out about perineal massages this weekend, I straight away informed DH that he'll have to jab it for me as I probably won't reach by then.

Mademoiselle am thinking of you today. Got everything crossed for good news. Lots of love x