We have fire in our bellies, we're incubating our little Penis Dragons! #3

[PolytheneGirl]

Waiting for all the ladies to hop on over from the buses to talk about knitting and marmite.....oh and little Penis Dragons!

Penis Dragon Stats page

Can you tickle yourself Poly? (sounds rude)

What you going to knit?

Oh Fuck. Ofsted.

Oh bugger retro

Fuck, your school were right! They were coming this term!

Good luck, hope it goes well.

Retro, I'm sure it will be fine. How long till they arrive? Mum used to get oodles of notice, but I think they come a bit quicker now, which might be better as less time to get wound up.

Vent as needed, we're here to help!

Over here I had to give DS vitamin K for the first 6 months I think (should check my notes!).

I'm planning birth centre. Home birth is very very normal here but I don't fancy the mess, plus my ILs are our ndn, on the other side of the wall so I DON'T THINK SO!! Birth centre is only 5 mins away and withina hospital so am in easy reach if it all goes pear shaped. Labour with DS was pretty quick and I wasn't offered any pain relief, not even gas and air (think it's the Dutch way!). I didn't poo myself but only because I had the runs in the early stages of labour - my body preparing by getting rid of all the shit first

I did have to have an epiostomy though and they gave me a local ananaesthetic for it. Until the next day when we talked about the birth I presumed she'd used a scalpel till DH went white and told me the mw used a pair of scissors! He wished she'd told him so he could look away...I think he was emotionally scarred!

Sorry that was rather graphic

Yes Fancy I can barely touch my own feet! It's a nightmare. Sometimes I can't even put them under the quilt at night!

I need to learn to knit before I can start a project. Can wait for DS to go to bed!

Uh oh Retro! When are they in? Good luck.

*can't wait even.

In at 8am tomorrow. Currently stuffing down a ginsters before embarking on a mammoth marking session. At least my planning is all done now and my classroom looks ace thanks to my TA. The circle of 'folk in the know' has widened after I cried on the deputy. She has assured me she'll keep shtum!

This time Friday... It will all be over. Shame I can't drink though

Oh retro good luck! The build up to them coming is horrible, as is the constant door watching whilst they are there but by Friday it will be over. Will be thinking about you!

Oh heck Retro, what a pain! I hope the next few days go well! Our head keeps threatening he reckons they will be coming to us this term and I am just hoping against hope that they don't because he retires in July so hopefully they will only come when the new starts in Sept. The dreaded call!

You all amaze me with your cheese love, I am impressed! Anyone want my ration to? I hate the stuff!

Re birth options, I would really like a water birth at our local (1 hour away) midwife lead centre but at my 12 week scan I was I was likely to need a planned c section for medical reasons so I will find out more at 20 weeks scan in 3 weeks which will let us plan a bit more.

Yikes retro! Will be thinking of u! xx

Hello ladies! I'm shimmying over here from the June bus.

EDD: 9th Feb.

Hope everyone is doing well xx

Welcome MrsBeeBeeBee! I love new graduations.

Do you like talking about food? What are your cheese views? Have you ever heard of a cheese savoury?

Not a test, it just gets stuff out the way now.

Oh, and what about marmite on toast?

Hey MrsB welcome aboard

I had a shot of my friends Doppler tonight and after what felt like forever I caught the tiniest glimpse of my little sea monkeys heart rate 193 bpm, was so exciting, the best split second in time ever, lol

Amazing Linda!!

Took ages to get it though fancy so I'm not going to do it again for a couple of weeks so it'll be easier by then

I know it's WAY too early but I think I can feel a wriggler!

Welcome MrsBee and congrats!

That's because there's twins Poly.

I shit you not, I'm really worried you're right! We'd have to move house

Only winding you up of course.

It's quads!