never too old! i put all mine in places that are easy to hide so no-one knows i have them if i don't want them too.... the back is a good place to get them done if your worried about them sagging in years to come as the skin is a bit tauter.... plus grannies don't generally feel the need to wear clothes that show off their backs so who'd know?
my dp is getting the kids names in hebrew on his forearms. we picked hebrew names as we love them and he came up with the idea of getting them in the hebrew lettering... luckily if baby is a Caleb the names will match really nicely and he's getting them so they face each other when he holds his arms together facing up.
eeny... piercer dude sounds dodgy so he deserved being stiffed on payment . my piercer threw a fit as i got punched in the tummy a weeks after getting the belly piercing and it went all red and swollen and infected... he was convinced it would come out but it's been clinging on to a tiny piece of skin for 7 years now!