The rat smacketeers have been at it again! Brooking No Argument for trouble free pregnancy and super sneeze births!

[EverythingIsTicketyBoo]

Here you go ladies

Thought I would treat you to a new thread as you lot are far too busy growing new people to do it

Wow keep! Brooking for you and Kip

Achoo! Lots of brooking for a quick sneeze keep!

Ooooh, I'm so glad I am back for this! Good luck Keep

Keep just checking in from the hotel to sprinkle pepper over you. If you get a move on kip could share a birthday with me

keep How exciting. Brooking lots for you.

little all this excitement is down to you

Sweetie, let me know when to pop back and get things started for you

oh I do love it when boo puts out a spread!

Ooh lovely spread Boo!

I do love a live birth thread. Or a waiting-for-news thread. I remember fondly Biscuits' waters breaking on the loo, when she had her phone to hand, so was updating us but couldn't move (was that right? Have I remembered it right?)..

I think I updated mine when I was 8-9cms..

clearly had nothing better to do...

Actually, isn't it somewhat of a tradition for MN to break when a Brooker has a baby?

...I have a huge amount of text to try and squidge together for a piece tonight, and I'm not going to get it done refreshing here every few mins :)

Someone ought to invent an app that pings us whenever there's an update on the thread.

I agree musical we need a ping when updates come in.

give it a week or so little and I am sure I will be calling for you.

boo great spread although we have cracked open the prosecco here

Ok so now I'm feeling VERY guilty that I haven't been around and that you've been worrying when I've been fine! I'm a bad brooker!

12 week scan went well on wed (pic is up) and feeling pretty well tbh. Slight nausea occasionally in the evenings but that's it. Bought my first maternity bra today (36E!!!). Ironically I used the credit note I used to return dh's Xmas present to me last year (a 32B bra and size 8 knickers, neither of which obviously fit even then lol).

All doom and gloom in the berries thread today so lovely to gear some good news in here. Go keep!!! Get sneezing!

Scratch that... just had my first vomit after 12+3. I totally asked for that after my last post didn't I lol?!

Baby girl born 21.51, in exactly four hours!

aw wow keep well done! 4hrs, amazing! have you named her?

keep that's amazing news!!!! So you practically did have a sneeze birth

Not decided on the name. Think uninvited shock, thought we had another couple of weeks at least. Just settled down to watch the rugby, and 4 hours later.......
I'll talk you through it tomorrow as presume you're interested.

BTW why are you two up?

kitty v good to see you and hear your news x

Congratulations keep!!!! Xxxxxx
Kitty so pleased to see you congrats on the scan

yes! I want to know every detail when you have time, I'm sure everyone else does too. I can't remember how many weeks you were, 37ish?
I've been awake every few hours, just cannot settle tonite.
sorry kitty completely ignored you. glad your ok. I will have to get on the laptop at some point and check out your pic.

Keep congratulations, I'm so pleased for you! Can't wait to see/hear all about her

Well done keep! Looking forward to full story later

On my lovely Keep, congratulations!!! I cannot wait to hear all about it well done you xxx

Awww Keep congratulations lovely looking forward to hearing your birth story!

Good to see you Kitty and that your scan went well!

Congratulations, Kitty! Do come back and tell us everything!