Frank, I actually wanted to stab Kate Middleton in the tits when she got pregnant, simply because I just knew how gorgeous she would look throughout her pregnancy, with her Wonder Woman mane and safe-but-classy outfits. Her figure is preternaturally slender-yet-athletic and I knew she would make me sick, the bitch. I was right, too: she looked amazing slag
I really love the name Frank. We've chosen Walter for a boy and Queenie or Beatrix for a girl, so I'm really into ancient names. Everyone loathes Queenie but it's tough shit 
Ooh, I almost forgot! Prambino was glorious to see on the scan today - I've put the photo in my gallery if you're interested.