Thank you, Ice & Coolhand, for your kind reassurances.
Grey, I'm well up for a private facebook group 
Overly, bravo for reading all the threads and remembering specific people and events! It's nice to hear a newbie say we're all lovely. Congratulations on your pregnancy - enjoy your time with us.
Right...I've put a photo of my gargantuan 'bump' on my profile if you want to have a gander. I know this can't be baby and hence it's bloating but..is this normal? Is it the progesterone pessaries?