January 2014 (Thread 6) - The Lies and Truth of pregnancy..... Read on!!

[LittlePeaPod]

Lie = Your glowing vs Truth = Your sweating, freezing, puking and an emotional basket!

Lie = After the first trimester your ms will disappear vs The truth = It will be there in the second trimester and the third..... and probably after you give birth! Get used to it!

Lie = You don't look even look pregnant vs The truth = whatever, you look pregnant from space!

Lets see what we learn from the second trimester!

Checking in.
Lie - you will get gorgeous, flowy, shiny pregnancy hair
Truth- your hair looks like you've dumped a bag of chips on it and resists being attacked with the straighteners.

Ha ha ha ha.......

Booking in!

Laughed at the lies pod I look as big as a colleague who is 7 months... Phat!!

Ha ha ha ha....

Checking in!! 12 weeks tomorrow and scan day as well

Checking in - 1/4 of the way there!!

Ooooppppsss nearly forgot... Stats thread for those not already on it...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1751838-January-2014-Stats-Thread?pg=4

Checking in!

Lie - you will bloom in second trimester.
Truth - you will spend most of the time asleep and dribbling so will miss the so called bloom

Lol love it :))
Just marking place xx

Nice work pod :)

Checking in. Snap frizz! I've got my 12 week scan + NT test tomorrow as well.

Just marking place! I've got my 12 week scan on Friday - can't wait

Marking my place!

Lie - your hormones will even out so you will feel much calmer...

Truth - it may take a second longer for rage/tears to kick in, but they will be just as full on as before! Cuntpuffins!!! Grrrr!

Sultanajo. ha ha ha

Loving yours pod! Cracked me up! X

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Marking my place

pod you do make me laugh! X

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Good luck book for tomorrow. Got my fx for fab news all round. Maybe i wont be as crazy once i get to tell people and it all becomes real.

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Checking in.
Managed to drive all the way to Stratford on Avon and back today for sis's birthday - took 4 hours to get back, thanks Silverstone...

Have had endless hayfever today which is driving me insane. I cannot keep blowing my nose, it's giving me a headache. Also, the sneezes pull a muscle in my lower belly, which is aching now. Please, plants STOP PUTTING OUT POLLEN. I am getting a bit ragey about it now.

I was glad to see my Mum today though (away from hospital) - she's back there now, and it's looking like he won't last through the night (but they said that before). I feel less crappy about not being with her through this.

One and a half days of work until my scan! Then off on hols on Wed lunchtime.

Phew other thread full, thanks humpty
frizz its my scan 2moro too. Can't believe its finally here, feeling a bit nervous. I am 13 weeks 2day if things r how they should be x

Good luck for the scans tomorrow!

Hola!

Lie = you might want to think about maternity wear soon...

Ha! That was like 3 fricking weeks ago! I'm so fat I hate you, you dumb patch of idiocy clotting up the Internet, up yours!

And this one goes out to my "smart"/"observant" colleagues who think my wardrobe choices are a suitable topic to idly chat about having shown no interest before "SCREW OFF you nosy self satisfied twonk!"

Actually, I had a lovely day with brother and his wife. Fried brekkie, long walk of at least 5 miles, ice cream, bagged soe cheap kilner type jars for £1 ea at a charity shop (great for kimchee) and had a BBQ. Would recommend it.

Shame it's Sunday eh?

Ooh good luck to those having scans!

And glad to hear the bleeding stopped tarka.

Good luck everyone with scans and apps tomorrow. I've one week left till my next scan .

So finally sat down after a busy day. Really tried not to nap today so I'll sleep well tonight, so kept myself busy baking three batches of cupcakes. Pretty chuffed with how they have turned out. Now can I resist the temptation not to eat more tonight?