EDD Late May/early June, connecting bus for Late sept/early Oct +ive TTCers, this way ladies.

[FrustratedSycamorePants]

Welcome to the connecting bus ladies, next stop morning sickness, booking in, and dating scans.
Estimated Time of Arrive late May early June 2013.

I know we said we'd wait until the end of the month, But I'm so excited. and hungry, and need a wee again, and nervous, and my boobs hurt, and the voyeuristic spiders are still watching me

We'll keep our FX that we all stay the distance, and our ttc sisters will join us soon.

Can we rename this The Naughty Bus? Don't think there's enough space on that bench for all of us! I don't dye my hair anyway so I guess that's one thing I'm doing right... Along with not drinking copious amounts, smoking or doing drugs! Woohoo! Go me! Hides to continue eating own (constantly increasing) body weight in ice cream!

I was told I was looking very slim today! This was from the lady who says she's keeping an eye on my belly to see if she can guess when I'm pregnant! She said my trousers looked looser than usual... I didn't tell her I was wearing a size larger because my normal jeans are feeling a little tight!

jojo that's so funny.

Hello ladies, I'm here! Been on a totally exhausting work do.

Am horrified about the hair dye thing- I had mine done a couple of weeks ago and am planning to go again in a few weeks. Did look it up beforehand and it said pg women might be more prone to allergies but otherwise ok. Damnit!!

Hey thunder

Short but sweet, frus x

Eating be back in 5 when ive finished stuffing my face I'm done.

faced stuffed how ya doing thunder? Did you do anything exciting on your work do?

Alright thanks my lovely. Not exciting, just bloody exhausting. Too much organising, not enough sleep and no alcohol has near killed me!

Now on the sofa with OH cooking up a storm. HOORAY!!

How are you doing?

Hi thunder < waves>
Don't worry about the hair dye, its me being paranoid, everything I've read seems to say its ok, I guess there would be alot of unemployed hairdressers if they couldn't be around it, it was just another thing I was totting up id done wrong

JoJo that is hillarious

Ooh what do you have for tea thunder? I had lasange and garlic bread (couldn't stomach garlic last pg) and a juicy red delicious apple for pudding don't usually like apples

I have cleavage that seems to be increasing by the day. and too nesh to show it off. Anyone else feeling the cold more?

Dd1 thinks I'm having a baby because I have a podgy belly. And my under bump maternity jeans won't arrive until Saturday, and I have to undo all trousers when I'm sat in the car. [humpf]

But no sickness yet which is a good thing. but the dizziness on standing has started. but i don't have an appointment to get my hair done until December, so I'm happy.

And just for pear my bath is not as hot as normal.

I had pie, yum! Was too hungry waiting for it and thought I would be sick so ate crisps first. Don't have much nausea, just seem to get hungry very suddenly and if I don't eat immediately I'm ready to throw up.

Is nesh a word for chilly, frus? DC3 for you means you'll show much earlier I read? Good with the cleavage though!

Yeah I might carry on regardless with due. Next time will be a retouch anyway.... Hmmm...

Hey thund yeah nesh means you feel the cold, but applies to the person not an observation on the weather iykwim. I nicked it from my uni days oop norf
By earlier, I didn't expect this early. stomach muscles shot

No growing cleavage for me
Nesh is cold yes

Frus I have my trousers undone on a regular basis even though they are a size larger than normal & I'm only 5 weeks with DC#2! We're talking about 4 DCs... I'll probably be in tents maternity dresses from conception w/ #4!

It's doing it slowly and sneakily kitty

jojo we will be in Homer Simpson tent dresses (like the episode where he was hugely overweight)

Thunder I had the sudden hunger with DS & regularly ended up in tears demanding that DH magic up whole meals instantly or I might die!!!

Rofl! Yes. Exactly like those!

I think I may be slimmer
No idea why, didnt show with dd till 20wks though, apart from that sometimes late evening tum!

P.s I love that Simpsons episode, it's called a moo moo

One of these? and modelled by homer

Yes thunder! I feel like I can't stop eating. The hunger slaps me in the face exactly every 2 hours on the dot. I think I'm already gaining weight. Eep!