Wow, so much to catch up on since this morning already! It's a good job I'm not busy in my job because I cannot be arsed to work since I found out I'm up the duff so I can keep up with everything! 
Hope all the porrly ladies get to recover soon and we will bloom godammit!
DFYL (sorry for the shortening of your name) paper towel??? Seriously??? Did they not even have a flipping notebook?!
Gizzy when I sneeze, my uterus seems to contract! 
MakeTea fried eggs? Were they well fried to solidity or lion marked eggs etc? I only ask as I've been gagging for such a sandwich but confused over the information about eggs...and I can't ask a midwife as I bloody don't have one yet. I'd love to know your advice especially as you've had a dc already?
Psam/Miss Penteuth I was also pondering the strawberry jam on garlic bread...
MissPenteuth I've already removed all close fitting tops and surviving on a few tunics and loose blouses. Tops that I used to avoid like the plague like ones with elastic at the bottom and make you look like a balloon are now my best friend 
Thanks to everyne who mentioned the NCT nearly new sales, I shall def look out for those in my area.
And finally welcometrilottie!!

Wow, I'm exhausted writing that mammoth post, I must go and have a lay down!
Crap, I do appear to still be at work though....
