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Ginfox · 14/07/2011 08:47

Complimentary ice-filled foot spa for all customers. 50% off all purchases for all BESH (proof of membership required)

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2.
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12.
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11.
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13.
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24.
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5.
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7.
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb.
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb.
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb.
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb.
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February.
Casserole, girl born 19th March
Medee, girl, born 26th March.
StiffyByng, girl, born 17th May
Scorpette, boy, born 21st May.
Rocketleaf, girl, born 23rd May.
TwinkleToes, girl, born 7th June.
Laurielou, boy, born 9th June.
Orchid, girl, born 24th June.

UPDIFFED

Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, No, it's not fucking twins, due 24 July.
Mrbitey, so hot right now, due 27th July.
Macaroonmum, thinking of calling baybee Vanilla Ice, due Aug 6th.
Owlbooty, sticking to a schedule, due 7th August.
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August.
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn.
Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 18th November
BarbiesBeaver, can't quite believe it, due Christmas Day
BrownB, INSERT WITTY COMMENT, due 25th January 2012
AlpinePony, INSERT AMUSING COMMENT, due 19th Feb 2012

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FannyPriceless · 04/08/2011 11:38

Hmmm...

Is the suspect a CRESH regular? Or someone who got a life pissed off and abandoned us after the babbee arrived?

And don't go blaming me for telling everyone to do the sechs!

alps You might think that MrP is shooting blanks, but I don't actually have any proof of this. A few months after the vet visit he had his jizz tested and there were still some swimmers hanging around. He was supposed to have another test but obviously thought this wasn't necessary given the sechs-free zone we entered.

So as far as I know, he could still be fertile. And some of the tent sechs has involved him telling me a condom wasn't necessary as 'you can't have ovulated yet as you've only just had your period'. (Damn those years of ttc when he learned far too much about my fertility.)

So, what I am saying in a rambling way is, technically it could be ME!Shock Except that I have no recollection of changing my name to Jannit and posting about it on here.

Am worried I might have though.Confused

DammitJanit · 04/08/2011 12:10

Sorry to be gone such ages, I'm away with shit Internet reception. Well many if you have guessed, thanks for not putting it on here, I've told who I need to tell, now off to tell the FC....

So, please can anyone tell me stories of hope of happy healthy bay bees conceived just seven months after a second c section?

Also, is it an urban myth that they'll give you a tummy tuck with your third if you get sterilised at the same time? (because seriously. I'll be 42 by then!)

DammitJanit · 04/08/2011 12:12

Gonna keep this name though, I like it more than MsFC.

Ariesgirl · 04/08/2011 12:12

I know exactly who Janit is. Who's a lucky girl eh? Very lucky.

I ain't saying though.

Ariesgirl · 04/08/2011 12:13

And obviously congratulations.

Muser · 04/08/2011 12:19

Yay! Many congrats. It is most exciting. These second round diffments are a whole new chapter of ESH.

AlpinePony · 04/08/2011 12:24

janit I was advised to wait 6 months before ttc, so you'll be fine. Also have read on here of a woman going to 6 week check-up Diffed, not ideal but that's life! Congrats missus when are you due?

PollyPoo · 04/08/2011 12:24

Congratulations Janit, brilliant news. Grin

FannyPriceless · 04/08/2011 12:44

Oh thank god it isn't me!Grin Congrats janit!

Tummy tuck with third c-s, you say? Now I could seriously do with one of those.

rocketleaf · 04/08/2011 12:52

That was a tough 12 hours even if I was asleep for most of it :o Congrates Janet I love the new name, v appropriate.

AlpinePony · 04/08/2011 13:05

I heard for 3rd section they actually boobs, tum & arse! Grin Actually my lot said they'd do my tummy once I'm "done".

DammitJanit · 04/08/2011 13:42

Thanks y'all. After the two early mc's last time I'm trying to be a bit more 'what will be will be' about it all. But now the shock has worn off I'm getting very excited! (and worrying about needing a bigger house/car/double buggy....

SilverSky · 04/08/2011 13:48

Fuck me I was right with my first guess. That's a first. Grin

Congrats Janit!!! Lovin' the new name.

FP you are a funny bird - making me laff loads!

AlpinePony · 04/08/2011 13:54

How far are you janit? I must confess, this pregnancy is not very interesting at all - far too busy dealing with "everything else" to be getting excited about it. Bunkbeds. I do think a double-buggy is probably a must though. What does MrJ think?

DammitJanit · 04/08/2011 14:13

Thanks ponyony and silver, I'm just four weeks. I did the test yesterday as I had spotting which stopped. I told the FC who said I was imagining the line Hmm so I bought a digital one. That shut the fucker up!
We were planning on trying quickly, but not THIS quickly...! I'm glad to hear people's tales of speedy conception following sections though, they make me feel better.
I feel pretty symptomless tbh, which just goes to show how much time I had on my hands last time!!

rollerbaby · 04/08/2011 14:15

I'd just like to say that I guessed with a name like dammitjanit!!!! Dead chuffed for you janit. Although you'll always be MrsFC to me.

How many weeks are you then?

rollerbaby · 04/08/2011 14:16

I;m so glad it's not just me who dropped the butterdish. Too many slippery hands in here...

rocketleaf · 04/08/2011 14:26

Glad I finally know what dropping the butterdish is all about. What a load of speedy 2nd round differs you all are. But it's a warning to all us dithering about no.2 to not take any chances incase the choice is taken away. (not that I would be devoed to wind up diffed it might be a good idea to wait until I have a contract this time!)

Backinthebox · 04/08/2011 16:04

Congratulations Janit, glad it's all in the open now! My cousin had an unexpected butterdish incident very quickly after a c-s. She managed to go from not pregnant to 3 children from 2 pregnancies in about 18 months. She is one fast worker! The sections didn't give her any jip.

Medee · 04/08/2011 17:01

Congratulations msFC!

LadyGoneGaga · 04/08/2011 17:54

Wow, congratulations! Speedy work...was it the night out doing shots that did it? Grin

owlbooty · 04/08/2011 18:49

I'd always assumed 'dropping the butterdish' was a kitchen-oriented position for Teh Sechs. MrsFC hoorah and hoorah for the win! :)

I do like all this CRESH activity; tis veh encouraging that winning a second baybee can happen within living memory of laying the first one - despite our increasingly decrepit wombles. Huzzah for that!

For anyone on CervixWatch, I have had the sooty today and it went well I think. Did not hurt as MW was luffly. She says cervix is soft and stretchy and 1cm dilated although still slightly posterior and apparently this is v.good for a first timer and means that things are on track. Hence she managed to poke about a bit without major difficulty, and find Owlet's head as well which I thought was somewhat awesome. I am not expecting great things to come of this as no cramps or anything else happening, but as I am due a second one on Monday I reckon that might get things moving hopefully. Am feeling cautiously optimistic. :)

SilverSky · 04/08/2011 19:02

When is your hatch date owl? All this new baybee talk is amaze.

I'm back to work soon and I'm dreading it. Not keen on the place and if I wasn't such an ethical tart I'd go back diffed (assuming I'm lucky enough to win again) but I know they'd see right through that!!! Grin I hope to be revisiting the deli at some point.

Orchid12 · 04/08/2011 19:34

Congrats Mrs FC! All vay vay exciting.

It's nice to hear of butterdish diffments in here. After TTC mini O and squidge turned into stressful, romance killing affairs, I am mightily envious of any butterdish differs. Seems to happen more than you might think. I have several ESH worthy friends and family who scored a subsequent win with zero effort and with romantic overtones. Hope you're getting your head round it all, you'll be fine.

okiecokie · 04/08/2011 20:52

Nice one Janit! Now tell me.. is the father really the FC or is it Gary Barlow? oh my, I think i want a 3rd child! FWIW it took 18 mths for first win and 3 mths for 2nd.