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BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2.
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12.
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11.
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13.
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24.
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5.
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7.
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb.
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb.
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb.
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb.
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February.
Casserole, girl born 19th March
Medee, girl, born 26th March.
StiffyByng, girl, born 17th May
Scorpette, boy, born 21st May.
Rocketleaf, girl, born 23rd May.
TwinkleToes, girl, born 7th June.
Laurielou, boy, born 9th June.
Orchid, girl, born 24th June.

UPDIFFED

Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, No, it's not fucking twins, due 24 July.
Mrbitey, so hot right now, due 27th July.
Macaroonmum, thinking of calling baybee Vanilla Ice, due Aug 6th.
Owlbooty, sticking to a schedule, due 7th August.
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August.
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn.
Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 18th November
BarbiesBeaver, can't quite believe it, due Christmas Day
BrownB, INSERT WITTY COMMENT, due 25th January 2012
AlpinePony, INSERT AMUSING COMMENT, due 19th Feb 2012

Ohh Congrates Janet I think iknow who you ate or someone is going to be VERY confused by the message I am about to send her if not. (it's crochet btw!)

booooooooteeeeeerrrr????

But everyone knows rierie forgot her own anniversary! I really really daren't say, i need to speak to a couple of ESHes in RL first, but Im so weirded out I can't just yet. boo, I think you have it, please don't tell! Friend request me in the other place x

Oh I got it, I emailed you today?

'Fing is - you're not the only ESH that she's mates with but I'm not - but hey, here goes...

Rocket you think you know who she ate? You can't get pregnant like that - didn't they teach you anything in school?

I'm going out now or we will miss the flicks - the suspense is KILLING me!

box :o Damn it, THAT's where we have been going wrong. (actually It's my sodding phones stupid touch screen key board - bad workman etc.)

Oooh, we love a bit of butterdish dropping

Nice work missus, whoever you mysteriously are!

Huzzah for more double differs!!!!!

Wowzers!!!!

Haven't got the foggiest who the fecking feck you are but bloody well done

After being one of the ACCUSED, I come to pledge my non-diffment

confused.com.

Had to jump over the wall and come for a squiz. Blardy 'ell. Woss going on with all this fertility???

I have no effing chance of guessing who it is but the suspense is killing me. .

Right. I'll go and crawl back into my corner in the CRESH.

Awww, it's good to know that at least Orchid thinks I'm shaggable (new mum hormones clearly sending her insane)! Nah, it's not me; am still arse-mangled and forbidden sweet monkey lovin' for the meanwhile, as all activities in the nearby vicinity are banned. Which is a shame, as my bitchin' stretchmarks and sizzling-hot tummy flab apron make me irresistible to all mankind.

Well done to whoever it is. Giving hope (fear?) to the rest of us crones

Oh imagine my disappointment to log on this morning to discover the secret sechser has not revealed their identity. Although unless someone is double bluffing the net is CLOSING!

I feel a right bloody failure now - having actually planned my trip to PESH via BESH and it having taken a few months. Am clearly not as fertile as the butterdish-droppers.

honey Because you were asking the other day what the whole "butterdish" thing means - some twat came on to BESH I think and told us of "accidentally getting pregnant" - I think it was chocho who lost her rag and yelled that sitting on an ejaculating penis wasn't an accident, dropping the butterdish was an accident - and so it was born.

Anyway before all this excitement, truffs posted a mega-post and I'm delighted to hear that all is going well with you and that the sickness is passing. Have you got your IO stuff yet? My Crave stuff arrived and it's GORGEOUS and non-tent like. I want to be treated to a fancy pram and all the paraphenalia :( - mind you, I guess my parents didn't get their money by spending it!

Anyone else finding it really hard to stay hydrated right now? I also have a touch of fucking sciatia which seems bloody unfair at 12 weeks. Ah well, this too shall pass.

Massive belated congrats to biter and maccy-d on their snuffly bundles!

Janit you attention seeking old cow, out yourself now I demand it!!! What are you scared of? Some light butterdish ribbing? I've got an inkling who you might be...

Well I'm 7+1 today and I can tentatively say nausea hasn't set in like last time -yet. I wonder if I will get away with it... Am fucking grumpy and tired though so no change there.

Well I have no idea who the mystery differ is but am in absolute awe. Congrats whoever you are!

I find it amaze that many of us took so long with the first, then the second has come along a lot easier for some. Tis marvellous. Its as if our wombles have discovered what they're for.

Nice one moo you are therefore having a girl (so says me). Message me with your inklings.

I don't have a butterdish. Maybe this is why I'm not getting diffed?

There aren't many who haven't denied they are Janit. Of course, someone could be double bluffing.....

Assuming there is no double bluffing going on, we have a short list of Drom, Mrs FC, Styffy, Cass and possibly Twinkletoes - it would be some fast work by her, but my cousin managed it! I reckon it's not Mrs FC - she has 2 already and Janit sounds like she has only one so far.

In that case my guess was wrong. So I'll move my guess to cass!

I think you've missed Cho from that list. And technically I haven't said it's not me either.

I think we should let Janit reveal in her own time anyway, for the sake of the BESH she wanted to talk to.

There are more that could be on the list as well.

God the speculation is fun though. It's too exciting not to play detective!

I agree with you muse wouldn't want anyone to get hurt by such an otherwise joyous event (I haven't denied it either but that would be VERY quick work on our part)