I AM ON MATERNITY LEAVE!!!! Finally. Well technically it started on Saturday, except we had to entertain MIL for the day, and then yesterday DD went to a birthday party, so today is the first day I got a proper lie in, and am now slobbing around in my dressing gown, watching back-to-back Ballamory. (First time mums...that's called good parenting, that is - stick child in front of CBeebies DVD while you catch up with online forums. It's educational, innit!)
prisoner thanks for revealing the secret! I had already decided to start trying that, and DP is so flippin' excited. We've been having quickies whenever DD is out of earshot over the weekend, but from today we'll start the 'oral ingestion method'. As it's DP's birthday on Wednesday, I think I can safely tell him that this counts as his present, and he shouldn't expect too much more.
millie if you're still trying to decide about spa treatment pre- or post- birth, I was given a spa voucher as my leaving present from work, and spent ages trying to decide between an anti-natal massage now, or wait until afterwards, when I'm allowed any of the treatments but then have to work out the logistics of fitting it between feeding. So I've opted for a 2 hour full body sesh in DP's second week of paternity leave, so he, DD and the baby can be shopping close by, and pick me up straight after, for a feed while I'm still spaced out and euphoric!
Good luck everyone else who is in the process of popping, or desperately trying to bring on labour.