Amusing mispronunciations...

[Picante]

Oh I know it's been done before but I wanted to share these ones from ds (3)...

I like boobies (blueberries).

Can we go and collect some fellas? (feathers).

Please share your own .

[thegrammerpolicesic]

Monsturiser for moisturiser - it makes me look like a monster maybe

[Arsed]

Cock - chocolate
motnus - hippopotamus
ban-nad - grandad

[Stayingsunnygirl]

Addicted - ds1 used to call weetabix 'EBC', and breakfast was designated as 'EBCbowlspoon.'

[furrycat]

My four-year-old told me that he'd asked the dinner lady at school if he could have pasta rather than roast dinner for lunch but couldn't "because it was for the hungarians"

Vegetarians!

[purlease]

DD asked for chicken yoghurts in a restaurant one day which had me very confused until she explained to me that it was what she had when she was with her cousins -chicken nuggets .
She also refers to things as inscusting (disgusting).

[addictedtomn]

oh when another of my brothers got his as results back 2yo db was convinced he had ceebebies!

he got c,b,b

[maloofysmum]

My dd when she was little called Broccoli "bollix" very embarrassing in Sainsburys and my ds says he'll "be after me" if I'm ill instead of look after me.

[mrsmortenharket]

oh y am crying with laughter at some of these they are soooo cute

bisketti = spaghetti
mazaleen = magazine
they sound so cute i haven't the cold heart to correct her

my sister used to say sketchels for seychelles and my brother used to say berkels for my mom's cigarettes.

[BirdyArms]

Shall we knead the bread with our nipples mummy? (knuckles)

[addictedtomn]

he often asks if he can go fark what he means is can he go to the park

[addictedtomn]

oh and his latest one is 'oh my dog' in stead of OMG

[annoyingdevil]

DD (4): Mummy can I have a cat flap. She meant Kit Kat

[stirlingstar]

Poft Splay Area = Soft Play Area

DH - What story would you like tonight?
DS1 - The gay one
DH - ??
DS1 - The GAY one!
DH - ??
DS1 - With the GAYEE bear!
DH - Oh, the "scary" one...

And this morning, DH is toasting a bread roll:
DS1 - "I want hot buns"

[alana39]

DS1 called the Fat Controller something that sounded like the fuckontrolleter for months.

[2girls2love]

DD1 4.5yrs still calls a trampoline a 'jumpaline' and daddy is always working on his 'pooter'.

She used to call a sieve a 'fizz' and flip flops 'flop flops' Sad that she doesn't say these any more cos quite cute.

When we were peeling an orange once she did ask me if I would 'take the pith' DH and I had trouble keeping a straight face.

DM does this all the time, the current favourite is that Marco Pierre White is 'Marco Polo White'

[CJCregg]

DD has just started Reception and is enjoying going to Collective Worth-it.

[YommyMommy]

LOL, some of these are brilliant!

My DS 3..."Look mummy theres a robert in the garden" = Robin red breast in the garden! lol!

yogart = ogart
tomato sauce = mato de sauce (no joke)
His second name is mckenzie = Dakenzie
apple - napple
The list goes on...

He also sings blah blah black sheep, but sings the last few lines "one for the master, one for today and one for the little boy who lives down the drain" lol!

x x x

[PuppyMonkey]

DD1 always used to call the kitchen "the chicken." And the utility room was the "tivity room."

[PuppyMonkey]

Our little friend, four year old, also says "misappeared" instead of "disappeared." I like her version better.

[loujay]

My sister (now 36) used to call ravioli - ballyrolly..........and we all still call it that years later!!

[AntdamnTheDM]

DS (4)
He cant pronounce cucumber, and instead call it a computer

ribena - lambeena - which sounds like he is saying lamb bhuna

Airplane - hairoplane

helicopter - helichopter

[AntdamnTheDM]

oh forgot

smokerettes - cigarettes

mazgeens - magazines

[bruffin]

DD used to call it Marks Expensive as well!

[Niknak21]

gogurt instead of yoghurt, sad when he learnt to say it correctly

[addictedtomn]

oh you reminded me yommymummy when db sings twinkle twinkle it goes

twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder what you are
up a bob a builder high
like a dinasaur in the sky
twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder what you are

its so cute in his little 2yo singing voice no one will correct him!