Amusing mispronunciations...

[Picante]

Oh I know it's been done before but I wanted to share these ones from ds (3)...

I like boobies (blueberries).

Can we go and collect some fellas? (feathers).

Please share your own .

[Deeeja]

Ds1 would say something was 'cockenen' for broken
inside a pedia = encyclopedia

Ds2 called an octopus an opitus

ds4 says vink instead of drink, and if I ask him does he want a vink, he gets very angry shouting 'no! a vink!'
He says cock for clock,
a tatterfiller turns into a futterfly
bubbeebee goes bzzz
an ambience takes you to the hotstool if you have had an axe stood.

[Deeeja]

Spaghetti is betty. He always explains patiently "I don't like betty"

[poguemahone]

Nice dolly (ice lolly)

[Jayzo]

OK, not a mispronunciation, but still...

DD(10), after falling off a log face-first into shrubbery during a day out at the forest, said "I just got a face full of bush!"
Much childish giggling ensued between partner and I

[tjtheminx]

Sitting in car outside the offie last weekend (I know... I know....)
DS 2.5 says "daddy go buy bockle wit money mommy??"
Me: " yes, daddy likes a bottle or two at the weekend"
DS: "bockle give daddy boo boo. should drink water"

[letsblowthistacostand]

DD1 confuses -en with -ed. As in: 'Nemo got scoopen up by that diver.' and my favorite, when DD2 has managed to get hold of stuffed Nemo and slobber on him: 'Oh no! Nemo's been EATED!'

She sings oranges and lemons in her little warbly voice but 'when will you pay me' always comes out 'ven you vill pay me' like a Russian debt collector.

[Romanarama]

Flippers for slippers (have never corrected this as it makes me smile at 6.30am every day).

diveo for video, and a whole load of weird mixups as they are trilingual, and do some direct translation guesswork when they're not sure

Oh, and I love boomerangs for meringues!

[em83]

dont know if any of u are familiar with "grandpa in my pocket" on cbeebies? well it was on the other day and my ds whos nearly 7 (2 old 4 cbeebies but watching it with his 2 younger sisters) said i wish i had a "shrinking crap" !!!!
he meant shrinking cap !!!!!!!!!!!

[nicnacinoonoo]

my ds also says mavisse instead of massive and has a bit of an obsession with telling people how boys have willys and girls dont at the moment. which wasnt too bad until he decided to come out with 'i've got a little willy, daddy's got a MAVISSE willy!!'

also asks to go in the alligator (elevator)

[rosieposey]

I have been calling M&S Marks and Spensive for nearly 15 years as my teen used to call it that another favourite of hers was 'Ampiries' after she saw the film 'The little Vampire'

[mrsjuan]

My sister used to call weetabix 'milkabilks' and I once came home from school to find my toys on the radiator having been washed and declared that they were 'all sodding wet'. I think I meant sopping.

[troutpout]

'kippers' (hiccups)

[troutpout]

ds also said Marks and spensive ...it's been known by that in our house ever since

[NormaSknockers]

DD refers to Breakfast as FrupFrup, Programes as Crambones & Sausages as Sicky

DS is 14 months & everything is either Dada or Gaa - he nearly got my into serious trouble when he started shouting Dada very loudly & DH's work colleague & getting very excited

[imaginestrictlytwirlynamehere]

Ladyevenstar dd1 (3) says malk too - makes me laugh
also
redtriangle - rectangle
cddd -dvd

Last week I spent a whole morning working out what Baabel wap was, bubble wrap!

[StrictlyBoogying]

Fireman Sam cheese - Parmesan cheese
Chicken Dale - Chip and Dale

[lillypie]

DD says she is sweepy when tired
Cinderella - Cinderbrella
Peterpan - Peterpat

and for some reason guitar is cuntar

[MmeLindt]

When DD was about 2yo she sneezed and got some snot on her cardigan. She wailed, "Maaaaaaaaaamaaa, I have got bless you on my cardi"

DS always wanted a higgy-pack up the stairs to bed

[addictedtomn]

i went in to a shop with my 2yo brother and needed some help from an assistant. my db started pointing at the man i was asking help from and saying gary, gary. the man looked and said my name isnt gary its xxxx. and db kept saying no you gary, you gary. que puzzled looks from the man.

he was tatooed all over and had a couple of peircings in - my db was actually saying scary! i was trying not to laugh and i couldnt tell him what he was actually saying

[sugardumpling]

We live near Canary Wharf, and often shop there, the other day DD asked if we were going to "hairy wolf" she also calls a watch a clock but unfortunately can't quite sound out the L.....

[Belgianchocolates]

DS used to call Morrisons Marge Simpsons for many many years. In fact he's only just stopped it and he's 7

Dd1 loves aminals and enjoys going to the cimena and playing on the coopooter. She also likes dropping 1st syllables, and irritatingly I can't think of an example even though she does it every day all the time

[leothelioness]

feleant= elephant
donden't= didn't
cumber= cucumber
fok = fork

[ParisFrog]

nitbits = biscuits
bayboles = polos [hmmm]
rice peam = ice cream

[isittooearlyforgin]

When the Abba song comes on dd (5) sing "Here we go again, marmite, "

[addictedtomn]

oh my favirote is week-a-bic-kits = wheat-a-bix