Amusing mispronunciations...

[Picante]

Oh I know it's been done before but I wanted to share these ones from ds (3)...

I like boobies (blueberries).

Can we go and collect some fellas? (feathers).

Please share your own .

[Narketta]

DS 3.5yrs used to call magazines - Maggiebeans.

Apparently our house is mavisse not massive. I wish.

[mamakoukla]

Cak for cat; apparently it's a big one as well!

[hormonesnomore]

I love this

Angelene - my DD used to say pisgetti too.

And ambliance & hostible

My gran used to say

stenello heels - (stiletto)
balinka - (bikini)
Domestos corned beef (Fray Bentos)

[Scottie22]

...I don't ask my 2 yo dd to say 'Clock' in public as she misses out a vital letter!!!

[MarmMummy]

My 3 yo has started to eat rice crispies and calls them 'crap, snapple and pop'!!

[GiraffesAndDucksSayQuack]

Bum-witch for Thomas

[5inthebed]

DS1, for years, called crabs "craps".

And ds2 insists a crocodile is called a crocodaniel.

[fatzak]

DS is 4 and is still asking for a bouncy-leen for the garden

[aristocat]

wood pigeons for 'wood chippings'

[fruitshootsandheaves]

Marks and Spensive

[Picante]

Now Marks and Spensive is pretty spot on!

[Trikken]

my gran calls dvd's 'VD's' bless her.

[NannyBeth]

my middle charge (3) is constantly asking for certain "diveos" :D

[noddyholder]

My ds was always talking about serandello(cinderella)and came home from school one day asking for a thoopamama and was crying when we didn't know what he wanted teacher later told us he had been dressing up in a suit of armour!he is 15 now and still makes little sense

[LissyGlitter]

A yellow lollipop is a lello wollipop. We can sit with her for ages, and all we get is " l l l l wollipop".

Gumbo is "come home"

I will try and think of more...

[ddilemma]

Fatzak love the bouncyleen so descriptive
DS 3.5 did Farmer Christmas last year, this year we are waiting for 'Palloween' (no mummy it's not Halloween it's Palloween) ??! also looked at my elbow, asked what it was called and when I asked him again a couple of days later, informed me that it was 'knickers'.

[hophophippidtyhop]

Both my dd and my nephew now ask to watch diddlepiss - gigglebiz!

[TheLadyEvenstar]

DS1 used to say
Father Christmas - Father Pissmass...never failed to make us giggle
Milk was Malk
Liam was Miam
Animal - Aminal

DS2 says Deptoe for Steptoe and son
Root - foot
Ni Ni - Nicola

[IvaNighSpare]

Had a lovely moment at the school gates when DS, then 3, announced:
"Look, mummy, I can throw sticks"

Except he had a habit of pronouncing "st" as "d" and confusing "throw" with "blow"....

[PigeonPair]

I was driving DS (four and half) to school the other day when this guy pulled out in front of me. I said "you arsehole" and DS pipes up "why did you say that mummy" Bugger, I thought, have been caught out. I said, "I didn't say anything darling" and he replies "yes you did, you called that man an Arsenal!!! Phew - got away with it that time!

[Iklboo]

Ds (3.10) announced he does not like the look of ratatooty (ratatouile)

He used to say blackcurrant without the use of 'black', either of the r's or the a

[flimflammum]

DS pointed to a picture of a large orange ape and said, 'Look, there's a meringue utan'.

[Southwestwhippet]

A few from when my brothers and sisters were small

Wheeeeeeeeel - in tones of great excitment - snail

Gunti - hamster (never figured this one out)

and my bro when we lived in France begged to go 'au bord de la merde' every weekend which always made my mother laugh. Especially as we had previously lived near Minehead.

[GhostMoon]

DS runs around demanding "BEER BEER"!

What he's after is Ribena.

[BornToFolk]

boobellies - blueberries
wobbellies - wallabies

Iggle Piggle is Inner Piggle.

Snails were snagels were quite some time but sadly no more.

And the best one:

Labellybirds for ladybirds.