Amusing mispronunciations...

[Picante]

Oh I know it's been done before but I wanted to share these ones from ds (3)...

I like boobies (blueberries).

Can we go and collect some fellas? (feathers).

Please share your own .

[toffeeapple]

Dd: Drummer classes (drama classes)
Ds: Fack you (thank you)
Brandad (grandad)

[VirginiaLoveGlove]

ogglers - binoculars
u-cuter - computer

[ByThePowerOfGreyskull]

not a mispronounciation as such but DS2 calls father christmas "BIG JESUS"
my elderly friend says pashio - patio and antibionics instead of antibiotics.

[MrsHarry]

Dd (2):
Emily is Enemy
Moorhen (on our local canal) is Moorchicken
and
Thank you is Wank you

[lucysmum]

I am apparently the church trespasser (treasurer)

[sleepwhenidie]

scribble = squirrel
tejavillain = television
trabelling = travelling
hopsital = hospital
mybena = Ribena
penis = Venus (the fire truck in fireman sam! )

[tothesea]

heli clop clop for helicopter
coffee for copy - as in 'stop coffeeing me'
willa for vanilla

I get DS to say assistant cos it comes out mnasstiment - and its so funny, ahem.... hope I don't give him complex

[ddilemma]

More from the DS today - 'don't dry your hands on the COFFEE towel' ??
What's a house called with no stairs? Ah yes I remeber a Bombelow.

[WundaWumman]

DD1 has grown out of this now but we still refer to 'quinch' rather than 'quiche' and salt & bigglier crisps. Mind you, she has only just stopped throwing the jabblelin at school sports - she's 12!

[QwertyQueen]

Cuban cumber instead of cucumber

[Monty100]

My niece - Humble drier.

Was yeeeeeeeeeeeers ago when 'humble driers' were very innovative. Used to make me

[StableButDeluded]

My DS loves 'Power Angels'

We sing 'Daisy, Daisy' at bedtime and he thinks one of the lines goes 'I can't afford a garage'

And 'I didn't hit you Mummy, it was just hard smoothing'

He used to say 'cuter' for computer and once told his nana that when she fell asleep she looked like a 'Ginch' (the Grinch) luckily she had no idea what he meant.

My gran used to come out with some crackers, often tv-related:

Hi-O-Five = Hawaii 5-0
Mortis Regis = Rigor Mortis
Ooh La Ooh La = 'Allo 'Allo

[StableButDeluded]

Oh, I forgot the Veedeeveedee (DVD)

[Dysgu]

Not a mispronunciation - but getting out of the car today and seeing the neighbour's cat, DD1 (3yo) announced, "Let's get out and see my pussy."

[benandoli]

my now 7 year old used to call midges in the garden midgets and would not be persuaded otherwise! Used to cunjour up an image of midgets with wings !

[thell]

My friend's kids say Bumpaline for Trampoline, which is quite cute.
When our DD first started talking she couldn't say Shirt properly...

[monkeysavingexpertdotcom]

Love some of these.

We have ice-cream that is either "Valinna" or "Chocolate Chipmunk", and we used to have "Auction Puddings" with our roast beef.

[LauraIngallsWilder]

Evolva-lution = evolution

Sadi ArAbia = saudi arabia

Marsel airs = place in france that I cant spell Marseilles?

fAgin = Fagin (oliver twist)

Ds is 8 and loves reading but doesnt know phonics so I hear lots of amusing new words every day

[fabhead]

flamingos are flingos which always make me laugh thinking of people picking up by the leg and flinging them around.

[Housemum]

DD1 - Ostrich was an "orshit"
DD2 - magazines were "mazzamines"
DD3 - not speaking yet...

[rachyh85]

my little miss (2.4) says everyday when we get her coat on "Tetoaton" i dont know if i usually say this fast to her but shes certainly made it her own!
and also, on the way to nursery, dd loves to tell people "am goin to ruff-ree" so many things she says and people just look at me and smile... "what did she say?"
bless, love them though!

[rachyh85]

oh, and "thats it" becomes "that shit". its a nice ending to our bedtime stories....

[Housemum]

WE had one like that - DD2 called bibs, "bibbons" because we always told her we were putting a bib on.

[Housemum]

didn't mean to shout "we" there...

[TinyPawz]

hittotamamus....and she will not be corrected.