conversations wiht boys vs conversations wiht girls

[FluffyMummy123]

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DD: Mummy, when you go to work tomorrow can I help you do your makeup?

DS: Can I had a carrot? Can I had a apple? Can I had some crisps? Can I had raisins? (that is had, not have, he is 3 and not yet a pedant).

DS 3 at tea tonight " I spy wiv muy litul euy sumfink beginnin wiv uh"
Cue quizzical looks from rest of us -"umbrella" "undies"
DS3 " It's uh giraffe"

DS 3 "I spy wiv muy litul euy sumfink beginnin wiv uh"
DS3 " It's uh teflone"

etc....

DS1 (5 ) was angry with me for refusing to stand in the middle of the road while he finished his long story about the Power Rangers' gatekeeper. In the car going home:
DS1: Well, your parents are much more funner than you anyway!
Me: I'm sorry, DS1, but I didn't want to get run over
DS1pause). If you got run over, I'd just get another Mummy. And I know who I'd choose - Nanny. And if Daddy gets run over I choose Grandpa.

DS2 (4 -autistic and just learning to talk)

Big hugs!

DS1 said in Italian accent...

Where's ma pizza?
Have you seen my pizza?
Can you see it?
I want ma pizza?
I've looked and looked, I can't find ma pizza

DS - Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeese can I have a samurai sword, pleeeese {{puppy dog eyes emoticon}}

Repeated 30 times a day, every day.