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conversations wiht boys vs conversations wiht girls

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FluffyMummy123 · 22/02/2007 08:53

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Bozza · 22/02/2007 09:48

piglit - I misread that, thought your DS was 12.3.

"Do you want bobbles or clips tomorrow? One clip or two? Look this one is the same colour as your pants."

Me to my 2yo. We have to lay them out the night before to avoid the agonies of indecision in the morning.

DaveMcDaveODaveOfDavilleIdavo · 22/02/2007 09:49

"Wot?"

DaveMcDaveODaveOfDavilleIdavo · 22/02/2007 09:49

"Ooooh, sooooo cuuuuuute, soooo sweeeeeet" ad infinitum

barf

Bozza · 22/02/2007 09:49

DD "I did a trump in my car seat" That is her smile not mine. Do you think this might be the product of having an older brother?

Hassled · 22/02/2007 09:51

DS: "You look hysterical ugly" (to me)

cori · 22/02/2007 09:52

Ds 'mummy my willies not working, it needs new batteries'

morningpaper · 22/02/2007 09:53

DD "Oh no I've got rice crispies up my bits"

Bozza · 22/02/2007 09:54

DD screaming while I am wiping her bottom "I want to wipe my wee wee"

Bozza · 22/02/2007 09:56

DS to his Grandma "robin van percie is injured, he's hurt his foot" (laughs)

Hassled · 22/02/2007 09:56

DS: "Power Rangers SPD Power Rangers to the rescue Power Rangers SPD Power Rangers to the rescue Power Rangers SPD Power Rangers to the rescue" all the way to school.

nailpolish · 22/02/2007 09:56

why no girls mums?

Aloha · 22/02/2007 09:57

I am drinkin' my chino...(dd at playgroup with small plastic cup and spoon, drinking cappuccino)

Bozza · 22/02/2007 09:57

nailpolish I am both.

Aloha · 22/02/2007 09:58

Yes, but why is it raining now? I mean why is the rain coming out of the sky now? (ds)

Marina · 22/02/2007 09:59

Ds to his grandma "Which matoran do you like best grandma?" (puzzled pensioner alert)

Dd to ds: Raven is rubbishy poo poo

Aloha · 22/02/2007 09:59

dd 'I want to wear dat fairy skirt!'

Aloha · 22/02/2007 10:00

'I am going to read this book and do the music and sound effects. You sit there mummy where you can see the pictures but not read the words because of your old eyes' (ds)

JillyBeansOnToastForDaveNW · 22/02/2007 10:01

DS2 (7!) How does mary poppins fly?

Hassled · 22/02/2007 10:01

Oldest DS in a rare text from Uni: "Mum, I've run out of Sainsbury's Earl Grey teabags and I don't like the Asda ones so can you post me some more please. Also some socks." Except it was all in text-speak.

scotlou · 22/02/2007 10:04

dd - "panda is sick"
me - "that's a shame"
dd - "yes - he's dead"
me - "oh dear - what happened"
dd - "I shot him!"

northerner · 22/02/2007 10:05

Ds whilst sobbing hysterically: Jake said he's the blue power ranger and I'm the red one, but he's always the blue one and I want to be the blue one.

What is this power ranger obsession? Ds never watches it......

sockmonkey · 22/02/2007 10:07

"ooh look a ferrari F40 on that book" (DS1, 3.5)

damewashalot · 22/02/2007 10:10

"You know that bit on lego starwars where........" me "um no" looks blank and confused

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FluffyMummy123 · 22/02/2007 10:27

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MrsGoranVisnjic · 22/02/2007 10:31

DD "Me wan' huggle" as DS walks into school in his school line following teacher "Me WAN' HUGGLE FROM xxx... waaaah wwaaaahh"

aw poor DS tried to battle back through sea of children till I told him to just go

I love my boy .. he's so very lovely