conversations wiht boys vs conversations wiht girls

[FluffyMummy123]

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[Bozza]

piglit - I misread that, thought your DS was 12.3.

"Do you want bobbles or clips tomorrow? One clip or two? Look this one is the same colour as your pants."

Me to my 2yo. We have to lay them out the night before to avoid the agonies of indecision in the morning.

[DaveMcDaveODaveOfDavilleIdavo]

"Wot?"

[DaveMcDaveODaveOfDavilleIdavo]

"Ooooh, sooooo cuuuuuute, soooo sweeeeeet" ad infinitum

barf

[Bozza]

DD "I did a trump in my car seat" That is her smile not mine. Do you think this might be the product of having an older brother?

[Hassled]

DS: "You look hysterical ugly" (to me)

[cori]

Ds 'mummy my willies not working, it needs new batteries'

[morningpaper]

DD "Oh no I've got rice crispies up my bits"

[Bozza]

DD screaming while I am wiping her bottom "I want to wipe my wee wee"

[Bozza]

DS to his Grandma "robin van percie is injured, he's hurt his foot" (laughs)

[Hassled]

DS: "Power Rangers SPD Power Rangers to the rescue Power Rangers SPD Power Rangers to the rescue Power Rangers SPD Power Rangers to the rescue" all the way to school.

[nailpolish]

why no girls mums?

[Aloha]

I am drinkin' my chino...(dd at playgroup with small plastic cup and spoon, drinking cappuccino)

[Bozza]

nailpolish I am both.

[Aloha]

Yes, but why is it raining now? I mean why is the rain coming out of the sky now? (ds)

[Marina]

Ds to his grandma "Which matoran do you like best grandma?" (puzzled pensioner alert)

Dd to ds: Raven is rubbishy poo poo

[Aloha]

dd 'I want to wear dat fairy skirt!'

[Aloha]

'I am going to read this book and do the music and sound effects. You sit there mummy where you can see the pictures but not read the words because of your old eyes' (ds)

[JillyBeansOnToastForDaveNW]

DS2 (7!) How does mary poppins fly?

[Hassled]

Oldest DS in a rare text from Uni: "Mum, I've run out of Sainsbury's Earl Grey teabags and I don't like the Asda ones so can you post me some more please. Also some socks." Except it was all in text-speak.

[scotlou]

dd - "panda is sick"
me - "that's a shame"
dd - "yes - he's dead"
me - "oh dear - what happened"
dd - "I shot him!"

[northerner]

Ds whilst sobbing hysterically: Jake said he's the blue power ranger and I'm the red one, but he's always the blue one and I want to be the blue one.

What is this power ranger obsession? Ds never watches it......

[sockmonkey]

"ooh look a ferrari F40 on that book" (DS1, 3.5)

[damewashalot]

"You know that bit on lego starwars where........" me "um no" looks blank and confused

[FluffyMummy123]

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[MrsGoranVisnjic]

DD "Me wan' huggle" as DS walks into school in his school line following teacher "Me WAN' HUGGLE FROM xxx... waaaah wwaaaahh"

aw poor DS tried to battle back through sea of children till I told him to just go

I love my boy .. he's so very lovely