conversations wiht boys vs conversations wiht girls

[FluffyMummy123]

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"It's gone all sticky outy and pointy!"

DD to DH who is driving the car:
"put your hat on, it cold".

DS in his football strip, realising I am just about to tell him to put his coat on "I am warm today, mummy, anyway I don't mind being cold".

Daddy go away now
(DD - 2 - one of her first sentences. so proud )

"We're puffing in a siding, Mummy"

DS, 2.10, as I pulled in to let a car go by.

(Btw, I wasn't driving a steam train)

DD (3) - I spy with my little eye, something coloured .......green

me - is it scary? DD - yes
me - is it coming up the stairs? DD - yes
me - is it a green scary octopus monster coming up the stairs? DD - YES! My turn....

DD - I spy with my little eye something colored..........pink

me - is it scary? DD - yes
me - is it coming up the stairs? DD - yes
me - is it a pink scary octopus monster coming up the stairs? DD - YES! My turn....

ad infinitum (bloody Sara Jane adventures)

Not a conversation but a letter I got from dd almost 6.

Dear mummy xxx (my name)..I don't know why she had to identify me, how many mummies has she got??

Thank you for bying me a polly poket I like the polly poket it is my faverit toy. If I am a good girl for 23 days can I get mor polly pokets please?

love from DD

I don't know why 23 days lol

Mummy please can you pu some more petrol in the tv DS
Daddy I have loved you ALL day today DS

I hate you DD

Teenage boy Wallet.

Teenage girl Need a lift.

very true!!!!

Ds2 - 'you're a poo poo head'

Post another girl one.

I think cod meant to type "now girls mums". It's those pesky fins

((Slightly off the Mark))

Whilst i am mumsnetting my ds ( just4) is playing on the kitchen floor with the cafetieres ..at his request

SO - I help him get some toys and a teapot and milk jug and he happily plays cafes...

next time i took the toys are compressed in the crusher of the cafetiere

BOYS!

DS2 has made a teddy bears' hospital, DS3 has placed various teddies around the kitchen floor and is riding over them on his trike and then calling DS2's ambulance service.

Ah you're probaly right Notan Otter.

I retract my punch

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ds(7): [with weighty sigh] I wish Britain didn't be at war in Iraq.

dd(6): Mummy when you squeeze my hand it's always exactly just when I want to squeeze yours. Squeeze my hand Mummy! Mummy am I smiling? Why am I smiling?

DS,3 "Mummy,mummy,I want to look at batmanmobiles on the copputer,and fast racing cars" (Yes ,ladies,there really are tons of batman related websites out there, believe it or not)

DD "Cat,ooh,cat,cat cat!!!" excitedly grabs poor quaking moggy in bear hug (she's only 14 months)

my dd (2yr 4 month) when called for lunch

no mummy i a bit busy at the moment, i'll eat later!!

me (wtf??? how old are you?!?! (not said outloud! btw!))

and no mummy keiran isn't hungry he wants to play with this toy, and he promtly shuts up! hes 14 weeks, how does she know?!?!

ds (3) - when I turn into a girl Im going to have a baby in my tummy

lol madmarchhare!

oh my dd while i was in the bath the other day started wailing at me whilst cowering on the otehr side of the bathroom.

me : whats wrong
dd : mummy your nini is hairy!

lol i oculdnt stop laughing!

Slightly unrelated but ds in the bath with sister tonight

"Mummy,when .....(dd) gets bigger will she grow a willy?"

My explanations that Daddys and boys have willys and Mummys and girls do not have obviously not sunk in then!!

"The teacher told everyone who had been shouting through the window to stand up, and I was the only person who stood up!"

sigh

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