conversations wiht boys vs conversations wiht girls

[FluffyMummy123]

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[themoon66]

DS - Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeese can I have a samurai sword, pleeeese {{puppy dog eyes emoticon}}

Repeated 30 times a day, every day.

[saffy202]

DS1 said in Italian accent...

Where's ma pizza?
Have you seen my pizza?
Can you see it?
I want ma pizza?
I've looked and looked, I can't find ma pizza

[MegaLegs]

[sphil]

DS1 (5 ) was angry with me for refusing to stand in the middle of the road while he finished his long story about the Power Rangers' gatekeeper. In the car going home:
DS1: Well, your parents are much more funner than you anyway!
Me: I'm sorry, DS1, but I didn't want to get run over
DS1pause). If you got run over, I'd just get another Mummy. And I know who I'd choose - Nanny. And if Daddy gets run over I choose Grandpa.


DS2 (4 -autistic and just learning to talk)

Big hugs!

[MegaLegs]

DS 3 at tea tonight " I spy wiv muy litul euy sumfink beginnin wiv uh"
Cue quizzical looks from rest of us -"umbrella" "undies"
DS3 " It's uh giraffe"

DS 3 "I spy wiv muy litul euy sumfink beginnin wiv uh"
DS3 " It's uh teflone"

etc....

[twoisenoughmum]

DD: Mummy, when you go to work tomorrow can I help you do your makeup?

DS: Can I had a carrot? Can I had a apple? Can I had some crisps? Can I had raisins? (that is had, not have, he is 3 and not yet a pedant).

[FluffyMummy123]

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[pointydog]

"The teacher told everyone who had been shouting through the window to stand up, and I was the only person who stood up!"

sigh

[wrinklytum]

Slightly unrelated but ds in the bath with sister tonight

"Mummy,when .....(dd) gets bigger will she grow a willy?"

My explanations that Daddys and boys have willys and Mummys and girls do not have obviously not sunk in then!!

[staceym11]

lol madmarchhare!

oh my dd while i was in the bath the other day started wailing at me whilst cowering on the otehr side of the bathroom.

me : whats wrong
dd : mummy your nini is hairy!

lol i oculdnt stop laughing!

[madmarchhare]

ds (3) - when I turn into a girl Im going to have a baby in my tummy

[staceym11]

my dd (2yr 4 month) when called for lunch

no mummy i a bit busy at the moment, i'll eat later!!

me (wtf??? how old are you?!?! (not said outloud! btw!))

and no mummy keiran isn't hungry he wants to play with this toy, and he promtly shuts up! hes 14 weeks, how does she know?!?!

[wrinklytum]

DS,3 "Mummy,mummy,I want to look at batmanmobiles on the copputer,and fast racing cars" (Yes ,ladies,there really are tons of batman related websites out there, believe it or not)

DD "Cat,ooh,cat,cat cat!!!" excitedly grabs poor quaking moggy in bear hug (she's only 14 months)

[Bink]

ds(7): [with weighty sigh] I wish Britain didn't be at war in Iraq.

dd(6): Mummy when you squeeze my hand it's always exactly just when I want to squeeze yours. Squeeze my hand Mummy! Mummy am I smiling? Why am I smiling?

[FluffyMummy123]

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[MamaG]

Ah you're probaly right Notan Otter.

I retract my punch

[MegaLegs]

DS2 has made a teddy bears' hospital, DS3 has placed various teddies around the kitchen floor and is riding over them on his trike and then calling DS2's ambulance service.

[NotanOtter]

((Slightly off the Mark))

Whilst i am mumsnetting my ds ( just4) is playing on the kitchen floor with the cafetieres ..at his request

SO - I help him get some toys and a teapot and milk jug and he happily plays cafes...

next time i took the toys are compressed in the crusher of the cafetiere

BOYS!

[itsmeNDaveP]

I think cod meant to type "now girls mums". It's those pesky fins

[MegaLegs]

Post another girl one.

[Gobbledigook]

Ds2 - 'you're a poo poo head'

[NotanOtter]

very true!!!!

[MynamesMikeIswimlikeafish]

Teenage boy Wallet.

Teenage girl Need a lift.