amusing toddler generated names for things

[Twattergy]

When ds was about 20m he started referring to his blankie as 'fwottie'. I checked many times with him, 'do you mean froggy?'but no, it is definitely fwottie. The blankie has a little elephant on it and he can say elephant so I can only conclude he's just created his own name for it. It makes me chuckle and I'd love to hear your other random toddler names for stuff.

bless yous for sneezes. Don't ever want DS2 to grow out of it.

soyo = sorry

Ofa = Oliver

huggle = hug+cuddle

DS5 doesn't say soyo anymore. I miss it. I love soyo

Ds calls chickens Loodleoohs I love it!

Oh yes, and a dinosaur is a ra-ra.

Another one who gets asked for cockporn (popcorn)

Waffles are still window cakes in our house and my son is now 16.

Yesterday dd (20 months) called waffles 'mega biscuits'.

Love golden coconuts and cockporn just made me spray hot chocolate over the sofa. :o

DS aged nearly 3 calls wetabix 'eatabix'! When DD was in reception she used to call PE EP! I think our family will always call it that now!

Quinto, chupi for dummy comes from Chupete. My MIL uses it.

DD 2 (almost 2) says 'crunchy goats' for the cereal formerly known as crunchy oats

Loving 'beanspanner'

DD has:

Fly fly - butterfly
Bubble - bottle
Banklet - blanket
Mamoon - moon/balloon

I still haven't worked out what a 'fwee' is and she keeps asking for one.

pie die = spider

ample simple = oatso simple

Dog-dogs = the puppy
Malk = milk
"Low!" = hello

DS, only 20 months.

We have armbows, Niblets (the minions from Despicable Me) and Compellers (tin opener)

My username is what DS used to call caterpillars.

I love it so much, reminds me of such an innocent age.

Others included

Crocyile (crocodile)
Tic tics (stickers)
Shishoos (tissues)

Minger Turtles. Fantastic!

DS (3) is very excited about Farmer Christmas visiting later this month!

DS1 called his blanket Bagoobagee!
DS3 calls the calculator a countalater and an ambulance is a 'neenaw bus'

a squirrel is called a squiffel

My dd1 used to often ask for "hanunu ogrit" - another yoghurt.

I still remember the walk we were on when she said "another" properly.

We still eat ogrits. And bikkits (ds). To dd1, fire engines said "naw nee". To ds, they said "naw".

They don't like me telling people as they're now 13.10 and 11.10.

10yo dd was totally articulate - no funnies at all.

We have
Meeyulk for Milk
Tinna for Tuna
Kissmitee for Christmas Tree
All cats are Patzizz (Patches)
Suck for dummy
BETFUS!!!! for sausages

My sister used to say squiddle instead of squirrel!

The Waitrose delivery man is known Postman Pat. Not sure why and none of the other delivery men are.

Katie Morag is always Katie Moran.
Singing the theme tune to RastaMouse we all have to 'giddy up' for the Easy Crew and Puff the Magic Dragon lives 'Hide and Seek'