amusing toddler generated names for things

[Twattergy]

When ds was about 20m he started referring to his blankie as 'fwottie'. I checked many times with him, 'do you mean froggy?'but no, it is definitely fwottie. The blankie has a little elephant on it and he can say elephant so I can only conclude he's just created his own name for it. It makes me chuckle and I'd love to hear your other random toddler names for stuff.

Binoculaters = binoculars
Eyebulbs = eyeballs

Not sure if it was dd or my friends DS who came up with those but they spent so much time together (and talked that much rubbish!) it's all blurred into one ;)

I used to say 'woolly whoosh' for washing machine

Little one currently calls his bath sponge a munge.

DS calls Angry Birds "The Jumpy Show"

DS age 2 calls the doorbell the 'ding ding button', which is nicely literal.

He always says 'meemock' for 'music', which I find myself using too.

Bananas were 'mee-ohs' for ages. No idea where that's from. Oh, and sausage rolls are always 'roll-rolls' in our house now ..

We had eye bulbs too!

Also marvels instead of marbles And my favourite, 'pleasure centre', which is where you go swimming/to the gym/for dance classes etc

"For frog's sake" and "buddy owl" - unfortunately he can say "bugger perfectly!"

Glubs= gloves
Jamagis=pyjamas
Comtiful=comfortable

My son's favourite dinosaur is a 'dinotots' (triceratops) which is what he called them when he was younger - he's 3 now and can say pterodactyl so I'm sure he could manage triceratops but it seems to have stuck.

at 'pleasure centre'!

Tooty horn for recorder.

DS would shout cockporn in the supermarket, obviously he was asking for popcorn.

Zooma for satsuma.

DS 21m says "zuzz" which means a fly and "guck" for stuck...!!

My son isnt talking yet but i used to call a chimney "chimbulley"
bed was "nonnies"
holding hands was "giss donney" i think that stemmed from "give me your hand" but my parents are brummies so the accent is probably to blame!

some of these are really tickling me!!!!

DS2 used to say 'dap' for blankets. I really have no idea why!

Ooh, and 'chowsers' instead of trousers and 'jarzees' for pyjamas. He was so sweet. He's actually asleep on the sofa next to me and very sweet. But he's nearly 4 now. I miss having a tiny one.

Moat = anything that flows I.e. water, milk, river etc. He's finally started saying milk, water, juice at 2.3!

Boosh = Hoover

Daddad= grandpa (makes sense really)

These are lovely! my DS age 3 calls car transporters spamborters and his recent description of a cow hunt in the woods went horribly wrong (that one won't be a new family term!)

My lo likes her 'gloobs' on when her hands get cold...and she loves playing on the 'computica' love things like this I keep saying to my mum we should write them down.

We have used the fat controller to change the TV channel since our eldest was 18 months. I can't imagine we will ever call it anything else!

man-ited = Man(chester) United

hairdude = hairdo

bunglebee = bumblebee

merember = remember

Down Evi = Downton Abbey

I have loads more

We love cucuncumber in our house.

And DS (3) calls satsumas golden coconuts