oh dear lord! how's this for vanity

[fattiemumma]

just came across a child i thought was named Christian. nice name thinks i.

until i seer the spelling.

Krisjan.

what an unusual spelling i think, maybe it is some regional spelling and the parents are foreign or something. so i ask mum where the name comes from.

"oh its from my husband kris and myself Janet. we made it up" all proud like.

haha. that's hideous

DS1 is Pauline for the very same reason
DS2 is Caraul

This has to be an April's fool.

Doesn't it?

i hope so. my cousin's name is joanne after her dad joe and her mam anne but thats a totally normal name

nope not an April fool sadly.
caraul? as in carol?

Car-awl

Tis classy and unique

I think it makes him sound exotic

The name-splicing thing was pioneered by Jordan and Peter Andre, as far as I am aware.

So how anyone could say it is not a classy thing to do is beyond me.

TMMJ I am impressed with your knowledge of the history of name-splicing. You must be quite classy yourself

What about Malandra Burrows?
She was named after her parents Malcolm and Sandra.

My rl name is Brihel after my parents

Dh's is Viodav

Where would name splicing get you lot?

Here chez shambles, DD would have been called Jalen, which I think has a nice ring to it...

Aaaah, Malandra
Wonder what she's up to now?

so if Charles and Avril call their son CHAV that would be ok?

Didn't some pop "star" name his son Rayn after himself? .

Avles pronounced Ah-vlay is so much nicer though. It has a continental ring to it.

Chav is a bit gutteral and abrupt for my liking.

Maybe Chavelle and chav for short?

i heard a carlisa the other day

Ah, Casa Bevron! Loved Brookie back in the days of Ron 'Dicko' Dixon.

Whats Brittny Spears sisters name? Its spliced with their parens isn't t?

Jamie-Lynn I believe.

DD would be Sarim.