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Thoughts on Bertha

231 replies

Godwits · 29/08/2021 04:09

nickname Bertie, Thea, Bess?

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gogohm · 29/08/2021 07:23

Sorry, name of a gun

MrsSnarget · 29/08/2021 07:48

Big Boobied Bertha, whose boobies crush without fear! A magnificent character from the How to Train Your Dragon series.

helentomelon · 29/08/2021 07:48

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I came to say this. Thanks for the link, such lovely memories of this show and funny now to realise I thought the words to the song were totally different!

Sorry Op, awful name

PoshWatchShitShoes · 29/08/2021 07:52

It might be the worst baby name I've ever heard!! "Baby Bertha". Please don't lumber your child with that

MissLucyEyelesbarrow · 29/08/2021 07:52

If you want everyone who meets her for her entire life to feel sorry for her, go for it.

TheWashingMachine · 29/08/2021 07:53

Bertha the mad woman in the attic - enough said

Heruka · 29/08/2021 07:56

I like the name itself and am surprised at the strong reactions, but I do agree it’s associated with ‘big’ in an unavoidable way and wouldn’t use it myself.

silentpool · 29/08/2021 07:58

Awful. Please don't.

YukoandHiro · 29/08/2021 07:59

It's a machine on kids tv.

No.

JanglyBeads · 29/08/2021 08:00

First thing too come to my mind was Bathilda Bagshot in Harry Potter. OK a memory mix up, but no.

THisbackwithavengeance · 29/08/2021 08:01

OP, you are definitely taking the old lady chic name trend too far with this one.

Similar would be Bettina or Roberta. Both gorgeous.

overnightangel · 29/08/2021 08:02

Another vote for my mind going straight to the cartoon 😂

Ffs 🤦🏻‍♀️

Gloschick · 29/08/2021 08:03

I have v found memories of the kids tv show, but really wouldn't want to name a child that. How about Martha?

Gloschick · 29/08/2021 08:04
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namechange7865 · 29/08/2021 08:04

I had a Grandma Bertha and I've always joked that's one name that could never make a come back....never had anyone disagree...

Godwits · 29/08/2021 08:06

What about if I insist people pronounce it the germanic way: Berta?

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BritishSummertime · 29/08/2021 08:08

@Godwits

What about if I insist people pronounce it the germanic way: Berta?
But they won't as .you won't be there constantly (nursery, school etc)

Instantly thought Big Bertha. It's just an ugly sounding name to me

ShinyHappySummers · 29/08/2021 08:13

No. Just no.
How about Martha instead?

YellowandGreenToBeSeen · 29/08/2021 08:20

Both versions are awful. AWFUL.

Tinabn · 29/08/2021 08:20

Daughter of Charlemange, I think it peaked then. My DG was called Bertha and hated it. She was incensed that her parents used Louise as her middle name, tried to get them to use it when she was young, failed, tried to get everyone to call her Bee with limited success and then became known as Nan to everyone in the last twenty years of her life, which she loved!

MrsBertBibby · 29/08/2021 08:21

What about if I insist people pronounce it the germanic way: Berta?

Very Acorn Antiques.

TeeBee · 29/08/2021 08:22

Good god no. Just don't.

upaladderagain · 29/08/2021 08:23

Acorn Antiques

elvis4nuts · 29/08/2021 08:24

Big Bertha.....

KaptainKaveman · 29/08/2021 08:24

Pretty unanimous then OP? Grin