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Original poster

Phelonie for a little girl?

164 replies

user34903583908 · 30/10/2018 14:34

We like Phoebe, but know a couple already. Like the "F" sound though.

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ThunderInMyHeart · 30/10/2018 14:35

Felony...

sugarbum · 30/10/2018 14:35
knowledgeofnone · 30/10/2018 14:35

Is it meant to be pronounced like fell on ee?

Aethelthryth · 30/10/2018 14:35

This is a joke, surely?

MrsA2015 · 30/10/2018 14:36

Are you serious?

BernardsarenotalwaysSaints · 30/10/2018 14:36

What will her middle name be?

Changedmynametoolikeyou · 30/10/2018 14:36

How about Pharphetched?

mydietstartsmonday · 30/10/2018 14:36

Good lord...

DeltaFlyer · 30/10/2018 14:36

No

MrsMarigold · 30/10/2018 14:36

====> Hot Felon.

BIWI · 30/10/2018 14:36

Fuck begins with 'F'

HTH

sugarbum · 30/10/2018 14:36

also snorting at this. I thought It might actually be helpful
www.babynamewizard.com/baby-name/girl/ph

Pheasant?!!!

FairNotFair · 30/10/2018 14:36

It's still halph term in some areas

GoofyIsACow · 30/10/2018 14:37

I’m not sure you’ve phully thought this through...

gendercritter · 30/10/2018 14:37

I much prefer Phellatia

BernardsarenotalwaysSaints · 30/10/2018 14:38

And no by the way. Phelonie Felony is an awful name for anyone. Child or pet.

UpOnTheDowns · 30/10/2018 14:38

What about a nice alternative like Demeanour instead? "Over here, Miss Demeanour!"

Lovely.

MrsTerryPratchett · 30/10/2018 14:39

Phelonious for a boy? That's almost a name.

Bootanicbanshee · 30/10/2018 14:39

Oh this cannot be for real? Stick with Phoebe if so OP!

Hogtini · 30/10/2018 14:39

I read it like felony Confused. Fellatio is a good F

looneymoons · 30/10/2018 14:40

How is it pronounced? Felony?! Phoebe's a beautiful name (number one on my girls list) why can you not still go with that?

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user34903583908 · 30/10/2018 14:40

Philomena?

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SemperIdem · 30/10/2018 14:40

Hahahahaha!

No.

SemperIdem · 30/10/2018 14:41

Oooh x post - Philomena is much better!

Mina as a nn is cute too.

gendercritter · 30/10/2018 14:41

Pheeona?