Truly awesome names

[lucysnowe]

I have just come across someone who proudly bears the name of Buckmaster de Wolf. It is the awesomest name I have ever heard! Does anyone have any similar awesome names?

An old work colleague was called Maxwell Lovelace Keate. I loved his name.

I also have a friend who changed his name by deed poll to Johnny Bollocks. Shockingly he is known as Bollocks to everyone now.

The librarian at DS' school is Mrs Paige.
Simple but effective.
At work we travel in Shindler's Lift.

I lost it in a booking office once wen serving a customer called Allie Gaytor.
I used to work with a Carrera Dicks which sounds like a glamour model name.
Rooney Mara's brother is called Connor. Connor Mara.

When I was teenager, our MEP was a Mr Prout. He was known as the Brussels Prout.

Somewhere I used to work there was a customer called Bertie Bumstead which I thought was fantastic!

I know someone called Ray Leakey and he was (long retired now) in charge of radiation safety at a research lab. Weirdly, dp and I were the only people who seem to have found it funny.

My plumber's name is Grant Gundelfinger

There was a guy in the news recently (divorce case..he made a mint and didn't want his wife to get 50%, I think). His name was Randy Work

My xdhs vasectomy was performed by a Dr Fuks.

Chap my DP corresponded with from South Africa was called Kermit Trout..I made him show me the entry on the global address book and there it was!

I went to college with Hero Trew, she was as ace as her name

Daniel Midwinter. He also looked like a romantic hero.

THE director of campaigns and policy at Stonewall (gay charity) is Paul Twococks which is rather apt.

I'm just watching Cbeebies and there is a birthday card for a Thorfinn

I met a Prince Williams once

I had dealings with a Sophie Brophy recently.

I was once served in a U.S car hire place by a Rusty Colon. It was the last straw after a 18 hour journey I was practically hysterical.

My husband went to school (abroad) with a Felix von Schittling-Horney! I trained with a Dr Love and Dr Payne and worked for a neurologist called Dr Brain.

For the Jilly Cooper fans I recently came across real life Campbell-Blacks!

I used to like the footballer, Stern John.

My friend just reminded me about a guy called Balthazar Fabricious of the company Fitz Dares.

There was a man in our village, when I was a teenager, who ran a builders yard. His name was Watson Axe. I always wondered whether it was just me that found that funny.

My friend had a customer called Mr Snowman who lived in Coldnose Lane.

Ivor Glaskoch

A singing tutor called Willow Songsmith

I always thought Barrington Pheloung had a corker of a name. He composed the theme to Inspector Morse (I'm sure he did many other things too)

My DS's ENT consultant is called Fahmy Fahmy.